Re: Has anyone tried to butt chug a nip of booze b4 anal sex?
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broncofan
No they don't. It's a good way to get alcohol poisoning because it reduces the margin between having enough to get drunk and dying of respiratory depression. If you want to do it, then no need to proselytize, but it's definitely a dumb idea.
Moderation is key. Drink too much water and that could kill you too.
1 glass of red wine mixed with 10ccs of Tussin DM taken deep in the anus is the way to go.
After 10 min or so get fucked hard in the ass with hard tranny dick. You will see stars, you will see spots and feel euphoria.
Re: Has anyone tried to butt chug a nip of booze b4 anal sex?
didn't think I'd be back doing my civic duty but there you go...
for anyone daft enough to read Boston's suggestions and think about trying; don't. It's really fucking stupid.
Re: Has anyone tried to butt chug a nip of booze b4 anal sex?
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Originally Posted by
BostonBad
Moderation is key. Drink too much water and that could kill you too.
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It kills you by hyponatremia or low blood sodium levels. It's not very easy to do and occurs in marathon runners and some ecstasy users. Handful of cases I think. I wouldn't recommend ecstasy use and if you run a marathon definitely read up on what you should drink and how much. Whether you run a marathon or not don't ingest alcohol through your ass. That is all.
Re: Has anyone tried to butt chug a nip of booze b4 anal sex?
LOL, agreed ! Especially not a rare Highland malt or a fine Jamaican dark rum.
Re: Has anyone tried to butt chug a nip of booze b4 anal sex?
Normal people drink and talk through their mouth, BostonBad does both through his arse...:shrug
Re: Has anyone tried to butt chug a nip of booze b4 anal sex?
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Originally Posted by
sukumvit boy
LOL, agreed ! Especially not a rare Highland malt or a fine Jamaican dark rum.
I wonder how he answers when the man at the liquor store asks how his recommendation tasted.
"Long story Steve. Do you have time for this one? So what's the dumbest thing you've ever done? Oh forgot to pay your electric bill. That's not that dumb. You see I um....you know what we'll save it for next time. Any recs for tonight?"
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Paul Giamatti doing a reading of Bostonbad's script for a sequel to Sideways: "I am not BUTTCHUGGING Merlot. If they buttchug Merlot I'm leaving. Wait is this the same fucking script except this idiot likes to pour Pinot in his ass?"
Re: Has anyone tried to butt chug a nip of booze b4 anal sex?
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Originally Posted by
broncofan
I wonder how he answers when the man at the liquor store asks how his recommendation tasted.
"Long story Steve. Do you have time for this one? So what's the dumbest thing you've ever done? Oh forgot to pay your electric bill. That's not that dumb. You see I um....you know what we'll save it for next time. Any recs for tonight?"
I told 1 liquor store employee about my butt chugging experiences. He said "guy youah fucked" in the BostonBad accent.
But I am fucked. I agree!
But it's better to be fucked and have fun than not.
I laugh at life, people laugh at me too. But when I'm hungry I can always find some yummy ts semen 4 my belly.
Re: Has anyone tried to butt chug a nip of booze b4 anal sex?
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Originally Posted by
BostonBad
I told 1 liquor store employee about my butt chugging experiences. He said "guy youah fucked" in the BostonBad accent.
But I am fucked. I agree!
But it's better to be fucked and have fun than not.
I laugh at life, people laugh at me too. But when I'm hungry I can always find some yummy ts semen 4 my belly.
A wonderful philosophy to live by if there ever was one.
Re: Has anyone tried to butt chug a nip of booze b4 anal sex?