RUMP ROASTING! That is to suck cum from the ass

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Originally Posted by gugaxamot

james,

you should use this thread to share more of your exotic and delightful experiences.

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yeah i would, and boy do i got some stories, shit i should write a book. Lol

man let me tell you i am one nasty motha fucka, some can't take the shit i say. I had a 3 sum with my gg and tgirl, man the tgirl was fucking my gg in the ass and i was fucking the tgirl in her ass. Man the fucking was so good i didn't give a fuck! Man that tgirl started cumming in my gg's ass and she was laying that dick down like a nasty whore should. I mean her ass cheeks were dark and pretty and tight and firm. She started throwing that ass back on me and i watch my dick slide in and out her asshole and i was going fucking crazy, she would reach back and twist my nipples and tell me while she looking back, "shoot my ass bitch, throw that dick in my ass." man i was looking at her small waist and the muscles in her back, i even pulled her up and started licking her back and pounding her asshole, i mean man i was getting it, turning into a fucking beast. Man my gg got up took her middle finger and shoved it up my ass and i just went crazy. Next thing i know that fire from within came and boooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmm! I grabbed the tgirl by the shoulders and rammed my dick deep in her bowels and let that shit skeet. When i finished i bent both those bitches over and i ate their assholes with the cum inside out. Im telling you that shit was off the chain, my gg and tgirl loved that shit. Rump roasting is nothing to play with i love that shit.

Rc you know the fucked up thing you have done is told a lie! Rump just don't mean that, it means buttocks too, i put up a definition and the link so people can see it, and you call my shit nonsensical? Fuck out of here with that definition.

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Originally Posted by rallycola

there is no hate...he is just defending a nonsensical term. If he likes it, go with it but the term is silly. Eating a creampie has nothing to do with roasting a rump.


Roast·ing
ˈrōsting/
noun
1.
The action of cooking something in an oven or over an open fire.

Adjective
1.
Very hot and dry.
Rump
rəmp/
noun
1.
The hind part of the body of a mammal or the lower back of a bird.
2.
A small or unimportant remnant of something originally larger.
Synonyms: Remainder, rest, remnant, remains"the rump of the army"

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Originally Posted by gugaxamot

i agree "rump roasting" is a better and sexier term than felching. Rump roasting is my new mania. It combines barebacking with greater joy.

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you dam right seems like you have sexual sense, fuck i look like telling my chick, "let me fletch/felch you" that shit sounds dumb and wack and corny!

For your info guga is not the only one, i got others saying it also, wtf are you talking about? Go deal with your creampies or fletching or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, do i attack yall? No so who told you and rally yall need to correct me? I say wtf i want, i am not a follower i am a leader, i made up my own shit, you sorry bastids wanna follow some lame ass moniker that dont mean shit in my community!!!! We african descent people don't run around talking about creampies and fletching wtf!~

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Originally Posted by laphroaig

i wonder what ridiculous shit your going to come up with next, james?

Sirloin stewing?
Brisket bottoming?
Tenderloin topping?
Flank fucking?
Rib rodgering?
Shank shagging?

The fact that the only person agreeing with you is gugaxamot should tell you all you need to know...

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

For your info guga is not the only one, i got others saying it also, wtf are you talking about? Go deal with your creampies or fletching or whatever the fuck you wanna call it, do i attack yall? No so who told you and rally yall need to correct me? I say wtf i want, i am not a follower i am a leader, i made up my own shit, you sorry bastids wanna follow some lame ass moniker that dont mean shit in my community!!!! We african descent people don't run around talking about creampies and fletching wtf!~

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Your definition - "RUMP ROASTING! That is to suck cum from the ass"

But, as there's already a definition, you didn't even make the term up, you just got it wrong and then tried to backtrack later.

"rump roast - Engaging in anal sex until your asshole burns."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=rump+roast

Note how there is no mention of cum in any of those definitions. Yet another example of how you fail to think before you post and instead just come out with a string of verbal diarrhea.

James new novel, coming soon to a bargain bucket near you... "50 Shades of Bullshit". God help the editor!!

I see you guys don't pay attention to the DETAILS!!! I said RUMP ROAST-ING
you go and look up RUMP ROAST! MINES HAVE "ING" ON THE BACK! I never knew that existed but since you brought it up, now I see it. My definition is totally different, and I never said just Rump Roast. That definition you gave is past tense, mines is in real time.
Boy I tell you, you need to get your detail game up! And I never back tracked I am stating it again I do Rump Roasting! So I did make the term up, imagine someone going to burn someones ass on purpose when they are having anal sex. I do my Rump Roasting and I am sticking to it. You guys argue about the most silliest shit and I think some of you are troll happy.

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Originally Posted by Laphroaig

Your definition - "RUMP ROASTING! That is to suck cum from the ass"

But, as there's already a definition, you didn't even make the term up, yYoou just got it wrong and then tried to backtrack later.

"rump roast - Engaging in anal sex until your asshole burns."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=rump+roast

Note how there is no mention of cum in any of those definitions. Yet another example of how you fail to think before you post and instead just come out with a string of verbal diarrhea.

James new novel, coming soon to a bargain bucket near you... "50 Shades of Bullshit". God help the editor!!

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

Boy I tell you, you need to get your detail game up!

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Says the man who defines "fletching" when we're all talking about felching ... :D

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

But here's the definition of it.
Fletching:

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James, that's probably the weakest counter argument that I've ever heard. Since when did changing the timeframe of an act change the definition of it?

You really are clutching at straws now :)

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Originally Posted by Shelf

Says the man who defines "fletching" when we're all talking about felching ... :D

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LOL man I didn't define fletching, I didn't even know that it existed, someone else put it up and I got the definition, again WRONG !!!! lol who is paying you guys to come fuck up my post?

You couldn't say shit but what you said below, you gotta admit I never said rump roast, I said Rump Roasting, you have nothing to come back with so you said that petty bullshit below. That's now a counter! Refute that!!!

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Originally Posted by Laphroaig

James, that's probably the weakest counter argument that I've ever heard. Since when did changing the timeframe of an act change the definition of it?

You really are clutching at straws now :)

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James shares beautiful words. He does not share diarrhea. I think their are some jealous of James sexual exploits on this thread.

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Originally Posted by gugaxamot

James shares beautiful words. He does not share diarrhea. I think their are some jealous of James sexual exploits on this thread.

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Yep, lol they are fucking dumb as fuck, I open a thread to share and have fun, these motha fuckas come here and want to mess my thread up with bullshit. I call it what I want I don't have to follow someone's else bullshit titles of fucking. Someone else can make up a new title right now and use it. who gives a fuck.
They tell me I am fake, but when I ask them "what was I doing yesterday" Their dam asses can't tell me, they act like they know me. I tell people Ima nasty motha fucka and I fucks hard and nasty with my GG and available TGirl/s I know another one from the job. I am a nasty freak and these motha fuckas scared to express themselves. Why hate on me? why tell me I am fake and you can't tell me who I am fucking or when? If you can't tell me what I did yesterday motha fuckas need to shut up. I mean it's stupid to talk like you know someone and what they are doing when you don't. You see one motha fucka has left already. I caught his ass out there, that motha fucka don't know what I am doing. These motha fuckas talk a lot of shit, if it was in person and they said that shit I would crack their fucking jaw in 38 pieces. Motha fuckas are real hard on the internet. Can't even have a decent convo without some asshole acting stupid.

They are so smart they are dumb! how about sticking to the topic like me and Gug has done if you don't like what I say get the fuck out of here then!

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Originally Posted by gugaxamot

James shares beautiful words. He does not share diarrhea. I think their are some jealous of James sexual exploits on this thread.

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Funny thing is yes I fantasize that's what keeps me going and a lot of people fantasize one fool wanna make it seem like I am the only one. Fuck I fantasize about Natassia Dreams, Jazmine, Yasmine Lee, Naomi, Kayla, Big Dick Bitch etc. I would love to fuck them and they fuck me and we do some of the most nastiest fucking on earth. But I know some TGirls and we fucked and fuck now and the sex is off the fucking chain.

So Gug, yes Rump Roasting is good for the soul, it turns the GG's or the TGirls into nasty freaks and they know you are nasty motha fucka and they will do some wild shit for you. when I am with them we look at our fantasies and we try those shits out. R&R is one of them.

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

You couldn't say shit but what you said below, you gotta admit I never said rump roast, I said Rump Roasting, you have nothing to come back with so you said that petty bullshit below. That's now a counter! Refute that!!!

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Your point is invalid, I quoted both your definition and the correct one. Whether you say roast or roasting doesn't matter, it still means the same thing and that definition was accepted long before you came along with yours. Do you tell your girlfriend that your about to "rump roasting" her?

ps. The past tense of roasting is roasted. Try learning the English language. Might be a good idea to brush up on "irony" and "sarcasm" as well. ;)

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

They are so smart they are dumb! how about sticking to the topic like me and Gug has done if you don't like what I say get the fuck out of here then!

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Because you're talking shite! Share a fantasy that's fine but don't talk shite. The more you talk and deny it, the more obvious it is - and if you don't like how I moderate the forum, then just leave.

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

I am a thinker and a writer, so i write! Aren't you a mod?

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James has no clue who he talks to and what he talks about. You have an argument with James a week later it's a blank slate. You've been here since 2008 and you're asking groobysteven if he's a mod? Did you ever consider trying to observe what's going on around you…who says what, what it means, how people respond to you....

Oddly, the word "roaster" is commonly used in Scot's slang.

The definition fits James almost perfectly...:dead-1:

roaster - Scottish slang. Can be used to describe someone who is making a complete cunt of themselves. Once hearing being called this they should shut their trap (mouth).

That has been around for a lot longer than any of the other definitions. Still proud to be a rump roaster?

LOL :dead: Yeah I tell her that and she loves it LOL man you just don't get the sarcasm LOL smh smh SMH! whew LOL

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Originally Posted by Laphroaig

Your point is invalid, I quoted both your definition and the correct one. Whether you say roast or roasting doesn't matter, it still means the same thing and that definition was accepted long before you came along with yours. Do you tell your girlfriend that your about to "rump roasting" her?

ps. The past tense of roasting is roasted. Try learning the English language. Might be a good idea to brush up on "irony" and "sarcasm" as well. ;)

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Originally Posted by GroobySteven

Because you're talking shite! Share a fantasy that's fine but don't talk shite. The more you talk and deny it, the more obvious it is - and if you don't like how I moderate the forum, then just leave.

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Who gives a flying fuck how you mod, my point is, why are you worried if I am lying or not, how is it effecting your fucking life? I mean really? And you still haven't answered my question yet you still talking shit. What was I doing yesterday? You can not actually sit here and say what I do offline and know 100% what I do with a GG and TGirl! Moderate, don't try to read minds and lives!

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Originally Posted by Laphroaig

Oddly, the word "roaster" is commonly used in Scot's slang.

The definition fits James almost perfectly...:dead-1:

roaster - Scottish slang. Can be used to describe someone who is making a complete cunt of themselves. Once hearing being called this they should shut their trap (mouth).

That has been around for a lot longer than any of the other definitions. Still proud to be a rump roaster?

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Roasted, Roasting, Roast, Roaster? :dead: LOL No I am proud that I get involved in Rump Roasting, and fuck Scot!

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

And you still haven't answered my question yet you still talking shit. What was I doing yesterday? !

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He did answer your question. Read motherfucker! lol

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Originally Posted by GroobySteven

As you asked, my best bet would be that you were sitting at home pulling your pud while dreaming of new fantasies to post up here.

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Just bringing this to James's attention.

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Originally Posted by broncofan

James has no clue who he talks to and what he talks about. You have an argument with James a week later it's a blank slate. You've been here since 2008 and you're asking groobysteven if he's a mod? Did you ever consider trying to observe what's going on around you…who says what, what it means, how people respond to you....

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Dude you think I sit and pay attention to who's who here? I could give less than a fuck. I just basically came back, I haven't been here for a while, I don't pay attention to shit like that, wtf. I come here to have fun, leave and carry on with my life, some of you are fucking crazy, you take this shit to serious. That's the point YOU TAKE THIS SHIT TO SERIOUSLY AND HAVE NO FUCKING LIVES! This is is not that deep or serious to me, but I digress!

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

Who gives a flying fuck how you mod,

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Of all your posts, this has to be the dumbest one yet, and it's got some competition...

LOL I got motha fuckas looking up definitions and shit LOL smh I can tell you this, who have lives and who haven't!!!

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

Dude you think I sit and pay attention to who's who here? I could give less than a fuck. I just basically came back, I haven't been here for a while, I don't pay attention to shit like that, wtf. I come here to have fun, leave and carry on with my life, some of you are fucking crazy, you take this shit to serious. That's the point YOU TAKE THIS SHIT TO SERIOUSLY AND HAVE NO FUCKING LIVES! This is is not that deep or serious to me, but I digress!

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You've posted twice as much as I have in the same amount of time. It stands to reason that the amount of time we each spend here does not account for our respective levels of awareness. See my last two posts on this thread and try to understand what I'm talking about. :)

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Originally Posted by Laphroaig

Of all your posts, this has to be the dumbest one yet, and it's got some competition...

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Competition? :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: you're a fucking idiot !!! :dead: :dead: I am sitting here laughing like a motha fucka LOL :dead: :dead:

You see you prove my point, no life having asses :dead: :dead: He said competition lol

Is that what's bothering you guys competition? LOL Who am I competing against? I thought this is where you come have fun and leave, I didn't know there was a competition going on lol :dead: :dead:

Hey Lahahog, ummmmm can you cum up with another word of roasting? Like roastage? LOL Is that a word LOL How about Roasty? LOL "pssst he's going to look it up " :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:

Did you ever notice the more emoticons James posts the more insecure he is about what's going on?

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Originally Posted by broncofan

You've posted twice as much as I have in the same amount of time. It stands to reason that the amount of time we each spend here does not account for our respective levels of awareness. See my last two posts on this thread and try to understand what I'm talking about. :)

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You know why? BECAUSE I TYPE FUCKING FASTER!!! I WASN'T ON HERE BASICALLY FOR THE WHOLE OF 2013/14 . AND I GET INTO MORE CONVO THAN YOU DO.

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

Competition? :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: you're a fucking idiot !!! :dead: :dead: I am sitting here laughing like a motha fucka LOL :dead: :dead:

You see you prove my point, no life having asses :dead: :dead: He said competition lol

Is that what's bothering you guys competition? LOL Who am I competing against? I thought this is where you come have fun and leave, I didn't know there was a competition going on lol :dead: :dead:

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Once again your failure to grasp the basics of the English language is astounding. I'll explain it for you, half your posts are dumb bullshit and this is is the dumbest of the lot.

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Originally Posted by broncofan

Did you ever notice the more emoticons James posts the more insecure he is about what's going on?

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Have you noticed how dumb you fucking idiots sound? Still waiting on Groob to tell me what I was doing yesterday, since he knows my fucking life.

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

You know why? BECAUSE I TYPE FUCKING FASTER!!! I WASN'T ON HERE BASICALLY FOR THE WHOLE OF 2013/14 . AND I GET INTO MORE CONVO THAN YOU DO.

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Are you going to comment on the posts at the top of the page?

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

Have you noticed how dumb you fucking idiots sound? Still waiting on Groob to tell me what I was doing yesterday, since he knows my fucking life.

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He already said on the second page you cretin.:) I already reposted his comment on the top of this page.

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Originally Posted by broncofan

Did you ever notice the more emoticons James posts the more insecure he is about what's going on?

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...and he starts typing in CAPITALS, the next step is the increase in font size...

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Originally Posted by Laphroaig

Once again your failure to grasp the basics of the English language is astounding. I'll explain it for you, half your posts are dumb bullshit and this is is the dumbest of the lot.

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You know what makes it even dumber? If you don't like it why do you answer to dumb shit? See I don't get it, you cunt sacs call someone dumb but you continue to talk to them? lol :dead: :dead:

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Originally Posted by Laphroaig

...and he starts typing in CAPITALS, the next step is the increase in font size...

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In caps cause maybe you assholes can't see. Am I typing to fast?

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

Have you noticed how dumb you fucking idiots sound? Still waiting on Groob to tell me what I was doing yesterday, since he knows my fucking life.

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Hi James, are you going to address the fact that you've asked the same question multiple times when it's been answered?

Try and keep up you bitches LOL see, you talk shit and I can talk shit back, that's what's getting on yalls nerves LOL I don't give a fuck about yalls bullshit, I tell you this, if I was to meet one of you bitches, your ass would get kicked because you talk shit as if you're a gangsta and you're not!

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Originally Posted by jamesedwards

You know what makes it even dumber? If you don't like it why do you answer to dumb shit? See I don't get it, you cunt sacs call someone dumb but you continue to talk to them? lol :dead: :dead:

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It's the faint hope that one day you might become educated. Doesn't seem likely though.