Oh! fruity, peachy freshness on stone water!!! MMMMMMmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by robertlouis
This almost reach the level of sex in the scale of pleasures...
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Oh! fruity, peachy freshness on stone water!!! MMMMMMmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by robertlouis
This almost reach the level of sex in the scale of pleasures...
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Y'all are cute.
I could get Glenlivet at the liquor store at the corner, though, if we're going to trade pictures of bottles of scotch, I'd like some Oban, no rocks and a drop of water, thanks. Fuckin hell I'll smoke a pipe.
In other news, the last guy I mentioned in my previous post texted me at eleven this morning and I gave him exactly what he wanted in text and pictures. He's going to get off the plane to a pic of a puddle on my belly, and text me. He wants to take me out of town in a couple weeks, and then there's a yearly trip with my inner circle that I can't skip town before, so it looks like I'm going to be able to lay low before I skip town out west, get some work done, and re-emerge somewhere I won't be the only local girl on Eros.
And yes, if my man is reading this, I know he's rock hard because I'm talking about him. :)
Sex fucking magic I'm working. Genuine pornomancy, but I'm also freaking out because I don't want to leave home. I'll just pay a few months rent and give some cash to my friends for bills so that it won't be cheaper to have someone else there in my two rooms, and then I can visit sometimes...
As for my writing, I figure there's enough fake and whack ass tranny hooker threads around here, that I could bring another real one.
My personal favourite whiskey
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Ms. Stepford you are hella cool
It's WHISKY you fuckwit, Derek!!!! :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by dderek123
There's no "e" in scotch, it helps to differentiate it from the other shite.
And I grew up 10 miles from Auchentoshan Distillery.
Whisky on one side of the road, the crematorium on the other. And so the circle of life and death is complete.
I think there's a bit of confusion in this thread...good whisky is for older guys who want to sit around talking about the good old days...tequila is what you give a tgirl in order to turn her into a wild, sex-crazed freak.
Just wanted to clear that up.
I apologize for the poor spelling. I had a hard enough time spelling Auchentoshan correctly. Can I have some whisky now?Quote:
Originally Posted by robertlouis
Well maybe that's their secret! The ashes of dead alcoholics lends to the delicate flavour that makes Auchentoshan so unique.Quote:
Originally Posted by robertlouis
But I want to try all of these.
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I'll even pretend to know what I'm talking about while I'm hammered. Good times.
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Originally Posted by dderek123
Check my signature, Derek...Quote:
Originally Posted by robertlouis
Shite the others are indeed... Nothing but Single Malt Scotch Whisky gets into my mouth, except some Johnny Walker when there's no single in a bar, Black Label as much as possible, or maybe the vatted Green. I'm in much better health than most drinker for that reason.
My favourites are the Lagavulin 16 yrs, the Macalan, 18 yrs when I feel like paying that much, and the Cragganmore. Ardbeg is not far behind and also Laphroaig...
Auchentoshan is an adorable dram, Derek! I love its fresh, flowery tones and its irrisistible apple perfume. One of the rare distilleries still alive in the Lowlands...
Ms Stepford, any time you wish to share with us more bits of fiction in your delightful, expressive, colourful and talented writing, I'll be in for the ride, whether it's melancholy, rage, joy or sadness!
You're, like, almost half right.Quote:
Originally Posted by nysprod
It's a percentage of girls, both cis and trans that party like I do.
There are a lot of us, but most be people are actually too boring to have that kind of fun, both cis and trans.
Well color me enlightened Dan and Robert! I'm guilty of drinking some of the poorest selection of whiskeys known to man during my time in Thailand.Quote:
Originally Posted by danthepoetman
First there is good ole Sangsom.
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Best served by a Thai lady in a short skirt and tight shirt along with a bucket of ice and a few bottles of Chang soda water. The Thais drink a finger of it with ice filled up to the brim of the cup and then soda water to fill in the gaps.
Oh and Sangsom is actually a Rum. But the Thais call it whiskey anyways. Fucked if I know why.
Next up is Blend 285 (sang bat hah).
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Now this stuff was about 40 baht cheaper than Sangsom. But it tasted like it should be given away for free even when mixed with a generous amount of ice and soda water. For me this was the drink of choice during the last few days until payday. Best served as you would a bottle of Sangsom.
Where I didn't venture was Hong Tong, Lao Kao or Ya Dong. I'm not sure if these are actual whiskeys because the Thai people I've met would use the word whiskey quite loosely. The stories I've heard of the hangovers from those poisons were enough to keep me away from the stuff. Also the stuff would be available at the side of the road and usually served by a bitter old lady who would try to trick you in to human trafficking (is that a real verb?) somebody to Germany or Holland.
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I had plenty of good times in Thailand but you had to keep your wits about you.
I got the Cuervo Gold right here for you baby...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Stepford
That's an Idea nysprod!Quote:
Originally Posted by nysprod
I'm going to recommend that you move up the shelf a bit if you're trying to impress me.Quote:
Originally Posted by nysprod
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Oh! my good God, Derek! These are abominable stories. It's now decided: I'm never, ever going to Thailand! If there was one argument anyone could put on the table to dissuade me, that was it: no Scotch Whisky?? If I didn't know better, I'd say these people are Barbarians! But considering how lovely the girls are, I'll abstain for making any further comment on the subject.Quote:
Originally Posted by dderek123
I couldn't possibly live without Scotch, I admit it without any shame. I would go completely nuts, run around butt naked and screaming, scaring little old ladies at the shoping mall or the grocery store, etc. etc. etc.
Like seriously, make a whiskey thread.
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Originally Posted by Ms.Stepford
How about spending some time with a native Scot who really knows his single malts, Trixie? :party:
There was one somewhere a couple of years back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Stepford
I agree, we should take our booze elsewhere and let you get back to the altogether more momentous matter of commercial sex...... ;) :joke:
Honestly, my stuff is better reading than 90% of the text here, and the contacts I'm making in PMs, but mostly through other channels are a nice indication that it's garnering me exactly the sort of attention that I'm whoring for.
I can dig a native Scot, hon, but I don't see myself traveling to the UK on my own expense anytime soon. Scotch isn't the liquor for my kind of party, though. It's more appropriate for sausage parties with no tits in attendance or a lonesome fireplace.
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Originally Posted by Ms.Stepford
I'm joking, Trixie. Although I wouldn't rule out turning up in upper New York state some time with a couple of good bottles....
But you're right. Single malt is wasted as a party drink - it should be sipped and savoured, so it does lend itself to male only sessions and the swapping of stories. I've only met two women in my entire life who share my passion for single malt, and both of them had the income to indulge their hobby too.
That's what it was first distilled for all those centuries ago, after all, sitting in a stone house around a peat fire and telling tales of great battles won and lost.
And good luck to you. This is the last post that will interfere with the original direction of your thread. Apologies for the long diversion.
My appologies too, Trixie!
Ehhh it's not like there's a real direction. I'd kinda hoped more ladies would speak up, but I guess there's no time for a hodown. It's been a crazy couple of days for me, and I've made some decisions, but I'm adjusting to the fact that I'm going to have to leave home, but I've got other outlaw messes going on here as it is, and I'm gonna miss it still because I'm organizing the neighborhood to take care of some shit and it's gonna work and I'm gonna have to break up my band that just got started up again and leave my friends.
Don't bother with upstate New York though. I'll be on the west coast within a month.
LOL at Trixie's remark..."It's more appropriate for sausage parties with no tits in attendance or a lonesome fireplace."
What's with you guys and putting an e on the end of my name?
I've been through an entire criminal trial referred to as a similar name to my own because the stupid cops couldn't look at a word on my non-driver ID and spell it right a second later, so I'm like, really guys ???
Don't be as dumb as the cops.
Making me conform to their legal ramifimuthafuckincations and whatnot and they can't even spell my legal name right by two letters when they copied it off the papers the card I have to carry to legally be considered a real person.
I just took down my Facebook under that name!
well shoot me down in flames TRIXI... i was just wake and paying you a compliment!
Well I've just been up for two days because no matter how much pot I smoke to try and put myself down, I feel like I'm on really good coke, but I haven't touched that shit in a long minute so it's just been a manic episode during which I've turned out a lot of decent prose -not just here -and made contact, vetted thoroughly, and bonded through text with several high quality clients, because of this thread. I'm not going to describe my screening process, but...that's all I'll say about that.
So, I'm manic, but I'm brilliant. I've been giving great advice today. My advice has been to quit your bullshit job and to figure out a way to be honest and be yourself all the time because that's where health and wellness is, and that's how you become a person who affects positive change in the world. Billions of bullshit people ain't doin dick, but I sure as fuck am doing a lot of dick and sharing everything I've got with everyone around me, whether material or emotional.
I have room to talk because first I'm being about it and then I'm talking about it.
So I'm sorry, but I'm a little crazy right now, and I'm going to -common theme here - say exactly what I mean, and y'know, it's fun. I understand that people wake up and make typos but fuck it. My shit talking isn't even that bad if you've ever been to urban NY one time. You should hear how I talk to my friends. Real aggression from my end is outright ignoring you because you don't matter.
But seriously, I've been up for a couple days smoking blue dream and you won't find a typo or misspelling in this post. There my be an extra space or a missing 'a' every once in awhile, but I did that on purpose.
I'm finishing my fancy beer and now I'm gonna have to start in on the PBR I bought for the rabble.
Ahem. Well lady you have a hardier constitution than me . Two days with no sleep, drink and drugs and I would just be gabbling or gibbering power to you Trixi
I'm sorry, I read that last post back and it's bitchy bitchy bitchy and incredibly self-centered; a strange game of grammar oppression olympics.
I'm going to go to bed now and when I wake up I'm going to get on with business and be fuckin sane.
I promise I've been speaking a mile a minute to everyone I know today.
Thank you.
Lol...I was wondering if it was early or late for you...no need to be sorry, we like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Stepford
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Originally Posted by Ms.Stepford
Sleep well, and long, Trixi.
But this has been fun for everyone while it's lasted. Thanks.
I am really not offended Lady TRIXI...lol
Trixi, if the whole escorting thing doesn't work out I think you would make a great writer.
I stand corrected too, lady Trixi!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms.Stepford
And be as self-centered as you want: it's fun for us and it's good for your soul! :)
Well, I already am a writer, sweetie, and the escorting thing is working out, so I guess I'll do both!
If you mean that I should get paid for my writing, I'd say I already do. ;)
Sorry RobertLouis, but I accidentally downvoted your post on the last page the same way I did Dan's on page 3.
So should I jump into your scotch thread and start talking about sex? :p
Hey, pot's not a drug! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Prospero
And yeah, I just got five hours of sleep, woke up to pee and was stupid enough to check my email, so now I'm wide awake and typing again.
Well according to the law in some places pot IS a drug.... it is certainly an intoxicant of a sort...
Trixi do you consume with a vape, bong or blunts?
Ummmmm depends...
If there are ten heads in a room to smoke down there is no substitute for a blunt. I roll a mean one , too. I like some cherry wraps, but I'll break out a sharp and shell a dutch if I need to.
A bong is for taking a couple rips and leaving the house before the buzz really sets in. I broke the big one yesterday because the superglue let go, but it's in two clean pieces from when I broke it in the winter, but it'll ride again. We're working on getting some grade A glue off these kids we know.
Bongs can be a real pain in the ass when (they're in your ass! :D ) the gas guy comes to read the meter. (Especially when they're in your ass an the gas guy comes to read the meter)
Vapes are...I don't have one. I like them, and I'd keep one at my desk, but I haven't gotten around to getting one. Actually, if I did, I'd get one that looks like an e-cig. My friend has one for honey oil, and it's just a lovely little thing.
Mostly though I have a glass pipe that I picked out because it's thick and less likely to break in my purse than more ornate ones, and that's my little buttplug-lookin friend. I'd still like a few others to keep in different rooms, but that's my main pipe right now. I thought it was gonna have pink in it when I bought it, but it colored out like DMT visions.
I smoke good enough weed that I can just pack that with right ground bright green and just get a puff or two now and then, but I also just really love the taste of good pot so I tend to burn down more than I need to.
Sometimes I smoke a whole blunt to myself, though, just for decadence's sake.
Have you ever seen a glass gravity bong? I don't think it exists (and yeah, I could google it but I'm making conversation) but, it seems like with the proper application of rubber, that it could get you really high, but not be made of a soda bottle and a pitcher. Put a hole for a slide on top of it, instead of a plastic soda bottle cap and it seems like it would be a winner.
Trixi, I just fell on this one for you... ;)
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Hahahaha.
Not inaccurate, but usually not a shoe :)