Y do white people keep snakes as pets??

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Originally Posted by giovanni_hotel

Go play with your Legos and have a Juice box, kid.

'Lame queer piece of shit!'lol
What was that supposed to do, hurt my feelings???

Aren't there some cartoons on you should be watching???

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Mutha fucker please. I got more money in the bank than your broke down shoe shine porch monkey ass ever will!!! Simp ass bitch ass nigga go in your closet and find your dildo to suck on or stick up your ashy crusty hemroid filled ass nigga!

It's funny how dumb little bitch ass porch monkeys like you ain't good for nothing with your mouth except sucking dick or cleaning urinals at the local high school!!

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Originally Posted by trish

Snakes can be fun, but only on a one time basis.

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I'll let my snake out of the basket after we finish a bottle of Knob Creek.:fuckin:

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Originally Posted by LibertyHarkness

yeah but whats the point in a snake insect , spider etc its not like you can take them down the park for walks, cuddle up with them in bed etc ..

other than just looking abit mad and groovy in a tank at home i dont see a purpose to them... may as well have a sheep as a pet in your garden as well ..

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Sheep -- pets with benefits.

Money in the bank! That's a good one. Tell us another joke.

you can eat a sheep its great , they keep lawn tidy as well .. and you can shave them to stuff your pillowcases

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Originally Posted by Merkurie

Sheep -- pets with benefits.

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Sheep Shagger Talk!!! :jerkoff

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Originally Posted by Dino Velvet

I liked it so much I tried to do it myself. No health insurance so no Phoenix Splash on the concrete floor. Got trained by Bruce and Ross Hart for awhile in LA. I was a bumping machine but always landed on the same side which hurt like Hell. I learned how to gig myself too.

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Man you're crazy as they say you betta leave that shit for the professionals and even they be getting fucked up alot.

I thought it was really fucked up when Bret The Hitman Heart was killed trying to come down from the ceiling.

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Originally Posted by trish

Money in the bank! That's a good one. Tell us another joke.

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Here's one I bet your ass stank!

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Originally Posted by slingblade

Man you're crazy as they say you betta leave that shit for the professionals and even they be getting fucked up alot.

I thought it was really fucked up when Bret The Hitman Heart was killed trying to come down from the ceiling.

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Don't worry. I was gone when I found out about no insurance. I'm Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and would be willing to half kill myself for a reaction if my hospital bills are paid for. You never thought I was normal, did you? My old football helmets hardly had any paint left on the front and the sticker was always pulled back. No brain, no pain. Hard Russian Head.

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Originally Posted by slingblade

Mutha fucker please. I got more money in the bank than your broke down shoe shine porch monkey ass ever will!!! Simp ass bitch ass nigga go in your closet and find your dildo to suck on or stick up your ashy crusty hemroid filled ass nigga!

It's funny how dumb little bitch ass porch monkeys like you ain't good for nothing with your mouth except sucking dick or cleaning urinals at the local high school!!

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Slingblade........!


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Originally Posted by slingblade

Man you're crazy as they say you betta leave that shit for the professionals and even they be getting fucked up alot.

I thought it was really fucked up when Bret The Hitman Heart was killed trying to come down from the ceiling.

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That was Owen Hart

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Originally Posted by slingblade

Here's one I bet your ass stank!

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That's my fault. I smell terrible. She smelled like peaches when she walked through the door.

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Originally Posted by Quiet Reflections

That was Owen Hart

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Talk about a White Devil. Vince McMahon "The show must go on."

Who's Blacker? Vince, of course.

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Originally Posted by giovanni_hotel

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Slingblade........!

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Isnt it amazing?

He is rich,
he has a huge cock,
he has more game then anyone here on board,
he gets pussy without end,
he is tough,
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But he spends his entire day on HA?

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Originally Posted by Dino Velvet

That's my fault. I smell terrible. She smelled like peaches when she walked through the door.

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<3 my hero <3

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Originally Posted by trish

<3 my hero <3

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Always there for you to throw down a coat so you don't have to walk through my pee.

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Originally Posted by Dino Velvet

Always there for you to throw down a coat so you don't have to walk through my pee.

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That is awesomely sweet of you Dino, but please don't make me smell your finger.

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Originally Posted by trish

That is awesomely sweet of you Dino, but please don't make me smell your finger.

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Can't smell it where it is now anyway. Corn on the cob last night, sweetie?

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Originally Posted by Dino Velvet

Can't smell it where it is now anyway. Corn on the cob last night, sweetie?

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BBQ ribs here. Had to clean my fingers myself. Sucking each digit between my lips and swirling my tongue around their juicy lengths until all the flavor was drained from every pore and crevice. Tonight I may roast some anaconda.

I had a ball python named... waaaaaaaait for it...



Monty. :lol:

But I consider myself Mediterranean.

~BB~

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Originally Posted by trish

BBQ ribs here. Had to clean my fingers myself. Sucking each digit between my lips and swirling my tongue around their juicy lengths until all the flavor was drained from every pore and crevice. Tonight I may roast some anaconda.

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You cooking the snake in that special oven of yours? It's all in the rub.

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Originally Posted by Dino Velvet

You cooking the snake in that special oven of yours? It's all in the rub.

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True enough. It's all in the herbs, spices and the technique. Mostly the technique. Oooo. Gotta go, it's suppertime.

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Originally Posted by trish

True enough. It's all in the herbs, spices and the technique. Mostly the technique. Oooo. Gotta go, it's suppertime.

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Meet you later for dessert, Shuga. :salad

Dino....I'm hoping you can help....all this snake talk got me thinking of Angela D'Angelo...remember her>? Hot porn chic from the 90's with a sexy snake tat on her boob...help me out bro.

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Originally Posted by onmyknees

Dino....I'm hoping you can help....all this snake talk got me thinking of Angela D'Angelo...remember her>? Hot porn chic from the 90's with a sexy snake tat on her boob...help me out bro.

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Is this her? Pretty, no? If Lancome sold ass cream she could be the spokesperson.

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Originally Posted by Dino Velvet

Is this her? Pretty, no? If Lancome sold ass cream she could be the spokesperson.

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damn...i'm not sure....let me go find a pic

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Originally Posted by onmyknees

damn...i'm not sure....let me go find a pic

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If you can find one better than that I gotta see it! :cheers:

Why do people in general keep wild animals that can kill them easily and are meant to be in nature!

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Originally Posted by Dino Velvet

If you can find one better than that I gotta see it! :cheers:

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Originally Posted by onmyknees

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Thanks friend. She sure can suck dick. The slurping sounds were getting to me. I wouldn't make 30 seconds before she stole the ghost from me.

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Originally Posted by slingblade

But you got your old prehistoric ass on it????????:confused:

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your mother never even looked this good and she is a female, we think.

Vanessa, I like that picture of you that's been floating around. You're a nice lady. :cheers:

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Originally Posted by KellyShore

Why do people in general keep wild animals that can kill them easily and are meant to be in nature!

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I don't understand that either, Kelly. The recent incident in Zanesville certainly demonstrates the hazards of this kind. I've been to the area several times and I've gone past that place on the highway. The owner apparently went insane and released all of his animals.:yayo::hide-1:

Among the dumb things our new governor did this past year was failing to renew the law against the sale of exotic animals in the state. Until that law went into effect, anyone could attend an auction in Lucasville and buy themselves just about any kind of wild animal they want. :yayo::hide-1:

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Originally Posted by LibertyHarkness

yeah but whats the point in a snake insect , spider etc its not like you can take them down the park for walks, cuddle up with them in bed etc ..

other than just looking abit mad and groovy in a tank at home i dont see a purpose to them... may as well have a sheep as a pet in your garden as well ..

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A friend of a friend bought a boa constrictor when he was high on some shit, put the thing in a tank in his basement, then forgot about it for about six months. When he finally remembered the poor creature, dumbass reaches in the tank to feed it and the snake swallowed his hand and arm up past the elbow. The local fire department brought in a vet to trank the snake so it would let go of him and SPCA found the snake a new home.:yayo:

Some guys would find a sheep in the garden rather handy, actually, the same as the imaginative use that lady found for her snake. What, you never heard of animal husbandry?:dancing:

Imma buy me a tiger some day

I wouldn't just leave it to whitey, lol. I think ALL humans should leave wild animals where they belong.. In the wild. Domesticated animals can still turn on their owners. But anyone who can sleep soundly when there's a 12 foot python in another room is either crazier, Dumber, or all out more insane than I ever hope to be.

When I lived in Austin, Texas I knew this little girl stripper who had 13 snakes. We lived in the same structure but I never went in her apartment. I have absolutely no idea how(or where?) she snuck them past the landlord.

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Originally Posted by Dino Velvet

Honkeys / Crackers / White Devils / Us

Cool with me. Never mind being reminded that I'm White. Thank you kindly. The view is lovely.

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LOL. Just look down.

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Originally Posted by KellyShore

Why do people in general keep wild animals that can kill them easily and are meant to be in nature!

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There was this guy somewhere in the states who loved lions and tigers decided hed raise them and one day the mail man went by his house and saw the tigers having a feast and it was the owner they were eating.

This is a Black Mamba in So.Africa....believed to 45 years old, is over 21 feet in length and has enough venum to take out 400 men.....DEAD!!!