Hello. I am new here.

Welcome to the forum Babe, nice to see someone with a sense of humour. I think I'm going to enjoy reading your posts... :)

Guid mornin' Laphroaig,

Ta fur yer fàilte 'n' fur yer crakin' compliment regarding mah sense o' humor.

I hawp ye gilravage mah posts.

Okay, noo laddy. Dae tell me whit th' heck yer username means in sassenach.
Looks lik' th' name o' a distillery.
Urr ye blootert, laddy?

Not bad, eh?

Babe,
xoxo

Aye, nae a bad effort lassie ah'll gie yae 8/10 fur that but ah think ya'r gonnae need mair lessons. ;-)
Aye, Laphoaig is indeed a whisky and a fine one at that and naw I'm no pished....yet.

Now whit aboot a little Canadian from you...

Hi Laphroaig,

Wow! 8/10 is pretty good.

Lessons?
I am such a good student. I always do what the teacher says to do. Call me a teacher's pet, if you want, i don't care. Just pet me.

I am great at dick-tation, too.
I always "take down" what the boss says.

Babe,
xoxo

Dear gods,

For how many days (or minutes) are people allowed to edit their posts?
I want to correct something in a post i just posted and the "EDIT" option is no longer available. I'm like, "Huh?"

Crap! I'm going to go utterly kookoo if i can't correct my typos.

Here's me looking at typos i can not correct. --> :crazy and :cry and :(

Babe,
xoxo

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Originally Posted by Laphroaig

...Now whit aboot a little Canadian from you...

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You know i have no idea where the world ever got the impression that Canadians say "aboot" instead of "about". It must be because of those darned Newfies.
They says all sorts of strange things over theres.

As for my part of the country...
Here is a little example of how many French people from Quebec sound when they speak English.
Remember, you only have to sound out the words in English as they appear.
Just imagine a Francophone speaking.

Hiff yu' wan', eye kan yuse ma (fake) Frensh ax-ant to give h'it to yu' an h'idea of 'ow men-ee pee-pull, ear in Québec, speek wen day speek da henglish.
Day 'ave a vay'ee fonny way to speeking da henglish becoz day ar Frensh.
But hey, is so cute when a Frensh girl ask you wit 'er fonny ax-ant, "Yu' wan' make focking wit me?"

How's that for a Quebec accent in print?

By the way, were/are you in favor of Scotland becoming independent from England?
Here in Quebec, Canada (as i am sure you are well aware of), we have this ongoing political movement that wishes to separate Quebec from Canada. They have failed three times so far. One would think after three failures in aboot 35 years that they would give up, right? Not a chance. They will try and try and try until they finally ruin Canada.

Au-revoir, laddy. Mais just pour le moment.
Babe,
xoxo

See me after school Babe...

ps. I think edit is only available for about 10 min after posting.

pps. Blame the Southpark movie for "aboot"

Hi Laphroaig ,

No, i think the "aboot" goes back further than Southpark. Aboot had been pinned on us Canadians since a very long time.

Trust me, i am sure it's because of those nice Newfies with the "funnys way theys talks".

See you after school? Well, i do need help with my Algeebrah, and come to think of it, my dick-tation is becoming a little slow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emkqc3PIw8E

The worst thing aboot sucking men off is that they always cum way too fast. It seems i just get started and close my eyes and start to get into it with those long, slow, gentle sucking up and down wet plunges and deepthroat pauses when, before i know it, they are pulling it out of my mouth because they want to cum in there, too soon. I mean, talk about ruining my concentration.
Sigh! Men! Poor things, tsk! What to do?
I sometimes wish i gave lousy BJs because that way, i could enjoy doing what i like to do for longer. I doubt teeth-scratch marks are going to make him come back for more, though.
Why am i discussing this, again...oh yea lol (licking lips) "dick-tation".

Babe,
xoxo

Dahlia, You're right, I was definitely kidding you about the length and breadth of your initial post. How could I not? However, you were a good sport and took it with the sense of humor I had intended so good for you! Welcome!

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