I'd have to echo others concerns as to the legitimacy of this story.
"So I needed help I was soaking wet w/sea water in barely any clothes. I called the police." Why call the police? The police didn't arrest you for indecent exposure? Cool!
"They gave me a ride to my hotel so I could get my things" Again very cool of them!
"but I said something sassy" Why would you do that seems like they were going out of their way to help you right?
"4 of them pinned me down & cuffed me" Are you 6'8 or were you on PCP?
"They took me to a jail to put me in a drunk tank for the night." Sounds like they were still being cool considering the number of things you could have been charged with.
"None of it bothered me much except for being processed." So being pinned down and handcuffed took a back seat to this?
"Like 8 of them laughing at me & making he/she jokes & staring at me." It'll happen sucks when it does.
"And them taking off my jewelry and not giving it all back later." The property sergeant should have taken a full inventory of your property and had you sign it before further processing.
"Probably not necessary to post this but oh well I'm venting alil." Probably not.