Singer Michelle Shocked anti-gay rant

It would be great to make jesus come... at gunpoint if necessary

Jesus is Lugosi.

http://monsterminions.files.wordpres...pg?w=450&h=337

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Originally Posted by Prospero

It would be great to make jesus come... at gunpoint if necessary

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Make sure the barrel is long enough and the entry wound is big enough to really pop the Holy Grail out of Him. Check to see for Divine toe-curling in His sandals.

Jesus used to be real sexy, but the other day I opened my door and he kinda rolled in with it and I screamed because I thought he was a rodent or something at first, but then I was like "fuckin' Jesus" and got my paycheck out of the mailbox.

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Originally Posted by Ms.Stepford

Jesus used to be real sexy, but the other day I opened my door and he kinda rolled in with it and I screamed because I thought he was a rodent or something at first, but then I was like "fuckin' Jesus" and got my paycheck out of the mailbox.

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Jesus did seem Hippi-like. If he were around today we'd probably nickname him Pig Pen.

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Originally Posted by Molly D'Vyne

The comments are definitely entertaining. I swear, fundamentalists are like homophobic cockroaches on the internet. It's like you don't generally see them as much while doing your usual thing on the internet... but if the right news article, video, etc. comes up... they swarm in out of nowhere in the comments section!

And then you turn the lights on again and suddenly they aren't there anymore.

Wonderful.

I swear, next time someone tries to tell me there is zero evolutionary benefit to homosexuality... I'm going to whip my dick out and slap them with it.

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"There is zero evolutionary benefit to homosexuality"

Where do I kneel

Jesus was somewhat like George Harrison in the early 70s

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Originally Posted by SugaSweet

Jesus was somewhat like George Harrison in the early 70s

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And Manson before that.

"Preach on, Messiah! The World is Yours!"

http://www.angelfire.com/va3/MIDICEN...rlesManson.gif

http://www.bant-shirts.com/images/nonph/Manson-320.gif

Manson:
A 2 bit pimp/ex-con/huckster who played jail games on some fried out runaway teeny-boppers, & let the hype get out of hand.

As it was in the beginning, is now & ever shall be.

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Originally Posted by Dino Velvet

And Manson before that.

http://www.bant-shirts.com/images/nonph/Manson-320.gif

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I have a shirt with that graphic on it. Lol.