Re: Optimal Length of Sex
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Originally Posted by
trish
Definitely no TV, Dino. I want your undivided attention.
OK. You don't read the Scientist's Almanac when I got you on all fours then.
Re: Optimal Length of Sex
Agreed. Besides, if you got me on all fours, I assume you're reaming and pounding me senseless; senseless as a air-brained bimbo with the intellectual focus of a Barbie doll. "Oh God Dino," I'll cry, "You're so much bigger and better than Ken could ever dream of being."
Re: Optimal Length of Sex
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Originally Posted by
trish
Agreed. Besides, if you got me on all fours, I assume you're reaming and pounding me senseless; senseless as a air-brained bimbo with the intellectual focus of a Barbie doll. "Oh God Dino," I'll cry, "You're so much bigger and better than Ken could ever dream of being."
Wasn't Ken post-op? Not much of a compliment.
Re: Optimal Length of Sex
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Originally Posted by
Dino Velvet
Wasn't Ken post-op? Not much of a compliment.
I guess that's why Barbie needs it so badly.
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Since this thread has been hijacked it's needs to keep going for 36 hours!
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Don't bother me, I'm in the middle of someone.
Re: Optimal Length of Sex
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Originally Posted by
trish
I guess that's why Barbie needs it so badly.
To Hell with that eunuch! C'mere baby!:fuckin:
Re: Optimal Length of Sex
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Originally Posted by
trish
I got you down for Monday, Jericho.
Well, i was hoping for more but, if you wanna go for short time! :shrug
:salad
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i prefer something between 15 and 25 minutes.. thats it for me.. havent had great sex longer than 30 minutes to be honest.. i wish, someday..
Re: Optimal Length of Sex
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Originally Posted by
trish
Thirty six hours, plus or minus.
Does that include meal breaks, Trish?
Or, as in the perfect male fantasy, do you turn into a pizza after 10 hours of sex?