What do you think the chances are that Isaac's scrapping the sperm off Tom Cruise's tonsils right about now? :shrug :slimer :crap :king
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What do you think the chances are that Isaac's scrapping the sperm off Tom Cruise's tonsils right about now? :shrug :slimer :crap :king
They would have to avoid the bang part, since they believe in silent birth, which is the experience of giving birth without expressing pain. The silent birth guidelines also include the exclusion of music or any type of talking during the birth. Another aspect of a silent birth is not talking to a newborn baby for one week. They believe that any words spoken during tthis period are recorded in the reactive mind and can have an aberrative effect on the mother and the child.Quote:
Originally Posted by mds
Every religion seems to have its unusual rituals, but this one seems to be even more offbase. I wish we could all follow the wisdom of the Ancient Egyptians. (they worshipped cats :) )
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I have 7 cats. :D
I wish that these scientology freaks would follow the example of that "Heaven's Gate" cult....
Cruise Gets "South Park" Scientology Episode Pulled By Threatening Not To Publicize "MI3"...
NY Post | Richard Johnson 3/17/2006
Hollywood bully Tom Cruise got Comedy Central to cancel Wednesday night's cablecast of a controversial "South Park" episode about Scientology by warning that he'd refuse to promote "Mission Impossible 3," insiders say.
Since Paramount is banking on "MI3" to rake in blockbuster profits this summer, and Paramount is owned by Viacom, which also owns Comedy Central, the tactic worked.
Read entire story here
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm
Scientology Trumps ‘Men’s Journal’
Did Tom Cruise double-cross Jann Wenner’s guys’ mag over Rolling Stone article?
By Christopher Bonanos
The March 9 issue of Rolling Stone includes a piece called “Inside Scientology,” which reports on how “the church has a storied reputation for squelching its critics through litigation, and, according to some reports, intimidation.” Sources at Wenner Media, which publishes Rolling Stone, say they know all about it. Scientologist Tom Cruise was supposed to appear on the cover of Men’s Journal, another Jann Wenner publication. According to sources, Cruise wanted the Rolling Stone story killed, and, when Wenner’s team said no, Cruise bailed on Men’s Journal’s May cover before the writer (a freelancer named Kate Rockland) even got to him. Wenner Media didn’t return calls, but Cruise’s camp, reached via e-mail, was forthright about its issues with Wenner’s magazines. “We were never confirmed to be the cover, we were in discussions,” says representative Arnold Robinson. As to whether the Rolling Stone story was the deal-breaker, he would only say: “We were aware of it.”
http://www.nymetro.com/news/intellig...383/index.html
and if you still haven't seen the scientology South Park episode...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/0...i_n_17269.html
I can't get it to play, can anyone help?Quote:
Originally Posted by chefmike
you can also find it here-Quote:
Originally Posted by BlondieUK
http://clambake.org/
Fuck Scientology, The Chef Returns!
'South Park' Chef Back After Scientology Skirmish
By Steve Gorman, Reuters
LOS ANGELES (March 21) - Soul singer Isaac Hayes may have quit his job as the voice of Chef on "South Park" after a disagreement over religion, but his character will live on when the satiric cable TV cartoon returns to Comedy Central this week, the network said Monday.
Hayes and his "South Park" alter ego are at the center of an ongoing flap over an episode last November that poked fun at the Church of Scientology and its celebrity adherents, including actor Tom Cruise.
The tenth season of "South Park" will launch Wednesday with a new episode titled "The Return of Chef!", marking the "triumphant homecoming" of lusty school cafeteria cook James "Chef" McElroy to the show, the network said in a statement.
Hayes, 63, himself a follower of Scientology, surprised producers a week ago by announcing he was leaving the series because he objected to its "inappropriate ridicule" of religion, though he made no reference to the show's spoof of Scientology last fall.
Two days later, Comedy Central abruptly pulled a scheduled repeat of that episode, titled "Trapped in the Closet." Sources close to the show said the rerun was canceled after Cruise threatened to boycott promotion of his upcoming film, "Mission: Impossible III," for sister studio Paramount Pictures.
Representatives for Cruise and the studio denied this. But "South Park" creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone fed the furor by issuing a statement suggesting the Church of Scientology was behind the decision to scrap the rerun.
rest of article here-
http://articles.news.aol.com/tv/arti...20193809990007
YEAAA! CHEF'S BACK!!! I think he'll be the Lion King/Verizon guy or maybe Billy West or Blind Lemon Chitl'n. No matter we won't starve! :D :D :D :D :D
Bye Shaft, you're not Chef, Chef's an animation whose mind is controlled by Parker and Stone. It's like Tom Cruise, he's gay and he's short, other fellows use his head as a drink coaster when he visits gay bars incognito. But he still thinks of himself as "TOP GUN".