women drivers...end of story
especially the ones that continue to fix their make-up when the lights have turned green
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women drivers...end of story
especially the ones that continue to fix their make-up when the lights have turned green
I can drive a car while having 2 cells phones going one on each ear, smoking a cig, drinking a cup of coffee fixing my make-up all at the same time while driving 75mph on the LIE.Quote:
Originally Posted by Night Rider
Now that is multi-tasking :PQuote:
Originally Posted by NYTSJulie
Driving is one of the few things that can really get me nuts these days, particularly when it relates to the following:
1) People who don't understand that the left lane is the passing lane. If I have to pass you on the right, it's because you're going too fucking slow and don't understand the rules of the road. Pull the fuck over to the right lane when you see me coming up behind you in the left lane. Better yet, run yourself into a tree and save everyone the trouble of having to deal with your chromosomally defective ass (huge problem here in Georgia).
2) People who jump into your lane, cutting you off close to the bumper, without so much as a blinker flash to warn you. If you’re interested in receiving a little impromptu dental work, this is the move for you.
-Quinn
People who don't indicate [or leave it to the very last second] and tailgaters - I'm going the limit as it is. I'm not getting a ticket for your lead foot, leather arse!
I'd like to "Easy Rider" these peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by Quinn
here we go in no particular order
Cell phone abuse
Going slow in the left lane
going in and out of the hov lane an yje LIE in areas you are not supposed tp
During morning rush hour actually seeing people read the paper while driving
women applying makeup while driving
tailgating
leaving you indicators on
Highlights in your mirror
landscape/construcyion trucks that dont cover there beds and spew shit allover your new car ruining the paint
all cabbies in the city
women is a bit general so here we go non pc but so true asain women, go drive in flushing if you dont believe me
and lastly what i call the pussy effect, whereby u get cutoff tailgated etc, then given the finger only to catch said person roll your window down politely ask if that finger was intended for another person and get the ubiquitous" huh, no, ohh i didnt do that blah blah bitch ass answer.
I refrain from commenting on old people on LI and in rural areas since there is little public transportation but for gods sake in the city take a bus or subway and save someone's life
, driving is a priveledge not a right,
People eating while driving
http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/11...-thought-1.jpg
People eating while driving and talking on the phone
http://image.importtuner.com/f/edito...and-eating.jpg
People passing gas while driving: folks can't concentrate when they lay a stink bomb in their own car, even with the windows rolled down that shit is like Napalm
I'm not trying to be sexist but: women under 5'4" driving any SUV with a 3-4" lift off the ground. If you need a phonebook or the power motors lifted to the max to see over the dash, sell that shit and buy an Accord
Women doing makeup while driving
http://www.edmunds.com/media/ownersh...pucker.500.jpg
Men or women doing their hair: last night I had to blow my horn 2 times because this simp in front of me was combing his fuckin hair every stop sign
and this might not fit this thread BUT
idiots that put on a turn signal to go one way............................and go another
http://bp3.blogger.com/_NsjZT7T9Pdo/...BADDRIVERS.jpg
Assholes who make me wait at an intersection just because they're too fucking lazy to use their turn-signal.
Women giving their man a blowjob on the West Side highway