Paris, The Hero

I think Paris Hilton is cool.

She wants for nothing, financially, physically or aesthetically. Yet she goes on the internet and does porn, that's pretty cool imo. In an ironic way it proves she has her feet firmly on the ground.

On the recent case tho' she got away too light, there's no reason why she should be drinking and driving.

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Yet she goes on the internet and does porn

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not intentionally.... :roll:

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Originally Posted by chefmike

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Yet she goes on the internet and does porn

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not intentionally.... :roll:

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not many ;)

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Originally Posted by tsntx

?????????????????????????? if you truely beleive that you obviously have never even had a decent blowjob.... she answers and txts on her phone while getting fucked....

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Partially because she is as lame in the sack and she is everywhere else. And partially because if she was being done right there is no way on earth should would be able to get a coherent sentence out much less be taking calls! I would even dare her to try if I was the dude doing her.

But...since I would rather cut my dick off with a butterknife I'll pass.

Someone should nominate her for the '08 presidential election. And after that she could become the first female pope. She really is a modern day Mother Theresa.

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Originally Posted by houstonshemalefan

She sucks cock like a champ!

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?????????????????????????? if you truely beleive that you obviously have never even had a decent blowjob.... she answers and txts on her phone while getting fucked.... :what :what :what :jawdrop :jawdrop :jawdrop :screwy :screwy :screwy :screwy :screwy :shrug :shrug :shrug :shrug :thumbsdown :thumbsdown :thumbsdown :thumbsdown :banghead :banghead :banghead :soapbox :2cent :frustrated :frustrated

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I said the same thing on another thread. I feel vindicated now. She's a fucking amatuer. :claps :claps :claps

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j2...adin0/haha.gif

don't care much for her technique :thumbsdown

Great avatar, Jasadin!

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Originally Posted by chefmike

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Yet she goes on the internet and does porn

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not intentionally.... :roll:

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Oh, c'mon Chef. I know you're not a media tool! :shock:

I never heard of the bitch until that vid got "leaked", then she's daily nooz.

An example of what she played:

Maybe, if I bared my breast, showing off my nipple shield, in front of a brazillion Superbowl fans, I might get my mug on the cover of forty major rags that have all but forgotten me.

Whups! That worked, too! :wink:

There are no 'accidents' in Hollywierd.





PS: I agree on Jas's avatar. She always has cool ones. :)

You got a point, B1. And now that you mention it, Britney's bare twat was never exposed in public until she started hanging with Paris...I recall some entertainment pundit saying that Paris had coached Britney on setting up that particular paparazzi poontang pictorial of her freshly waxed twat...