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Yeah well I just got a brand new pee shooter, and a big bag of dried peas just ready for shootin'. The shooter is 12 inches long for longer range. And I have big lungs too. So if any of you criminals plan on breaking into my house, ya better think twice. I could put out your eye with this beauty.
A burglar breaks in and you blow him to death siphoning all his major organs through the hole of his wiener. Everyone takes a bite out of crime in their own way. I prefer a .45 ACP but different strokes for different cocks, I always say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ineeda SM
Hey I am a peaceful kind of guy, so I figure I would try the pea shooter. If I miss his eyes, I can just pull out the dirty Harry 44 and put a big hole where his face should be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dino Velvet
I'm proud of you if you own a .44 Mag. Here's mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ineeda SM
Looks close, but mine is the bluesteel case and longer barrel. I also keep a plastic 9mm handy. It's my favorite. I may have a few other neat surprises around the Ponderosa too Hoss.
I'm so peaceful sometimes you wonder if I have a pulse. But, if I hear a strange noise...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ineeda SM
Boom????
... or Chop-Chop.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ineeda SM
Really glad you own firearms, Ineeda. The left needs to be armed too. We're all Americans.
Well of course. We liberals are not the gun haters the right lies about and makes us out to be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dino Velvet
My mistake. I thought you guys were, sort of. Work on Trish though. I've tried. She won't have anything to do with them. A girl with an ass like that needs protection. I'd look out for her but she won't even tell me what city she lives in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ineeda SM