WHO'S THE PARTY OF LINCOLN?

where

where?

Run a search, noob!
http://www.hungangels.com/board/search.php

To the question, "how old are you guys?" neo replied:

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19

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To the suggestion that he join the service rather than let others fight for his cause neo replied:

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I am busy serving the nation in different but equally important ways.

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When asked what he does that EQUALLY important his response was,

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I heat and light the Earth.

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Now we learn from him that:

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I'm not nineteen and I don't live with my parents. My name is Mike and I'm a chef in New York City.

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I'm tempted to draw the conclusion that working as a chef in NYC is of equal value to our country as getting the job done in Iraq. Perhaps neo meant equal in value to one soldier fighting for Iraqi freedom. It's tempting to conclude that either neo doesn't think much of our mission in Iraq or he has an inflated estimation of his skills as a chef. But I'll just leave the conclusions to you, dear reader. (yes yes, i know...neo was joking...at least i hope so...irony is wasted on the web...in any case: neo, it's time for you to enlist)

And still we haven't a single vet here who defends the bushevik/neocon lies...only chickenhawks who have yet to even grow a pair, let alone enlist.

Actually I do heat & light the earth.

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Originally Posted by chefmike

And still we haven't a single vet here who defends the bushevik/neocon lies...only chickenhawks who have yet to even grow a pair, let alone enlist.

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Which lies do you speak of?

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Actually I do heat & light the earth.

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what else do you have in common with a muskrat trained to light it's own farts.

In order to do that you would have to first train a muskrat to ignite some kind of flame based ignition source (e.g. a lighter, matches). Convincing an animal to do that without it jumping ten feet in the air is pretty difficult. Then you have the next impossible task of teaching a muskrat to fart at will. How do you possibly communicate to a rodent that you want it to be flatulent at a certain moment in time. Finally you have to convince this poor animal to light his escaping gas on fire. I know some humans are capable of this but animals seem to have a bit more common sense.

quit stalling neo

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