Florida Cops

So I needed help I was soaking wet w/sea water in barely any clothes. I called the police. They gave me a ride to my hotel so I could get my things but I said something sassy and 4 of them pinned me down & cuffed me. They took me to a jail to put me in a drunk tank for the night.

None of it bothered me much except for being processed. Like 8 of them laughing at me & making he/she jokes & staring at me. And them taking off my jewelry and not giving it all back later. That's what REALLY bothered me.

Probably not necessary to post this but oh well I'm venting alil.

That's not unusual. Good thing you didn't have a lot of cash on you--they might have accused you of money laundering or planning to buy drugs with it and seized it.

That sucks. Not surprised. But that sucks.

I'm so sorry beautiful... they were just jeallous because your cock was bigger than all thiers!

Can a lawyer help you fuck those cops. Thats terrible. Wish you luck

My criminal investigator senses are tingling...lots of connections missing as to how you began this "ordeal at the sea." But the cop behavior in the holding tank is consistent with most LE, if not expected. LE rarely seeks to understand, only exercise control...

Don't expect people to behave the way YOU would! On the contrary, expect the worst that way you're never unpleasantly surprised.

Never joke about terrorism to the TSA and never get sassy with the police.

Just proves that the United States is now worse that Nazi Germany and Stalin's Russia combined. A total and complete police state.

Hyperbole much? If the US was worse than Nazi Germany or Stalin's Russia, she wouldn't be around to make the comment, not to mention that we wouldn't have this board in the first goddamn place.

Breathe in...exhale slowly....

This is the flakiest thread since Miranda Meadows went off the deep end...there's so much missing from the op it isn't funny.