Blue Touchpaper Threads

Wow! I've just come on to HA after a day away from the keyboard to discover that everyone has been starting what I'll call blue touchpaper threads - you know, light the fuse and step back, then enjoy the spectacle of the ensuing shitstorm.

So, in no particular order, props to Pantic, who's simply a twat, Ms Dazzler who may have slightly misjudged the mood of the forum, and our own dear Prospero - whose thesis was sadly proved wrong.

As we've just had the Queen's (Hah!) Birthday Honours List here in the UK, I propose that we have our own honour for setting the forum ablaze.

So ladies, gents, those of indeterminate gender, trolls and the eternal moaning "am I gay" twats, I give you, not the OBE, but the OBT, the Order of the Blue Touchpaper, which I will award to any thread that has gathered sufficient shitstorm mass. Any creative type who would like to design the medal, over to you.

Maybe Seanchai can add it to the annual tranny awards list.....