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Grooby Sucks
03-16-2015, 05:20 PM
Yeah Thats Right Dick Wad! You Read It Right!

RobynBlakeTS
03-16-2015, 05:51 PM
Yeah Thats Right Dick Wad! You Read It Right!

Someone must of failed there porn application lol

Nikka
03-16-2015, 06:08 PM
http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/in%20before%20the%20lock/grand/star_trek_-_in_before_the_lock_gif.gif

GroobySteven
03-16-2015, 06:09 PM
I couldn't agree more - sometimes I just can't help myself. Especially when you sent me this email exchange Robert K.


Robert: I am interested in being in a film where I get fucked by a shemale or a group of shemales

GS: Congratulations, I always wanted to be a pilot.

Robert: Sounds good to me and I'm open to being fucked by a group of beautiful shemales one after another can cover me in their cum

GS: What sort of money would make this work?

Robert : Have no clue on that part. The money would be an extra. What I really want is to be topped by a shemale or a group of shemales.

GS: No I meant how much were you willing to be able to pay us?

Robert : What do you charge?

GS: I'm being factious - I've no interest in working with someone who puts in a fantastical and pointless application. Good luck.

Robert : Well my application was not pointless or based on fantasy. You can kiss my fucking ass you Goddamb mother fucking piece of shit. Besides all the girls there are flea ridden hood rat whores. Fuck off and fuck you. Sincerely Robert

GS: Brilliant!!! So you sent in an application wanting to be a male performer with a bunch of "flea ridden hood rat whores" but didn't put your age, your location or even send a photo? And you claim it's not a fantasy. You are amusing.

christianxxx
03-16-2015, 06:21 PM
i always thought hoodrat was one word. oh well learn something new every day

SuzySnappz
03-16-2015, 07:01 PM
Lol. Just goes to show it's not just escorts who have to put up with timewasters...

CD_Sasha
03-16-2015, 07:08 PM
Yeah Thats Right Dick Wad! You Read It Right!

Why are the first letter on each word in CAPS? Feels like Myspace.com again.

broncofan
03-16-2015, 07:21 PM
What sort of money would make this work?


Great line, very sneaky.

Instrumental
03-16-2015, 08:13 PM
Someone must of failed there porn application lol

I don't know what's worse, this topic or the grammar in this post. Holy smokes stay in school kids.

Janet77
03-16-2015, 08:26 PM
Funniest thread I have read in a long time, thanks for the laughs! :party:

itsnotme
03-16-2015, 09:04 PM
you forgot to mention hes fat :( or make a joke about that cigar you suck Robert you can do better

RobynBlakeTS
03-16-2015, 09:09 PM
I don't know what's worse, this topic or the grammar in this post. Holy smokes stay in school kids.

english me fail! me make sad :(

itsnotme
03-16-2015, 09:12 PM
come on this guy needs to go out with a bang here

nysprod
03-16-2015, 09:15 PM
Why are the first letter on each word in CAPS? Feels like Myspace.com again.


Funniest thread I have read in a long time, thanks for the laughs! :party:

Have either of you had a chance to look at my LGBT +CD + C = LGBTCDC thread? I would appreciate the input lol

RallyCola
03-16-2015, 11:58 PM
GS: Congratulations, I always wanted to be a pilot.


Interesting. See, if you were a pilot, you could charge him to get fucked by a group of shemales and get covered in their cum at 30,000 ft. I think you should send him an invoice, pre-paid of course, for $1000 a foot per model. You would be a "thousandnaire" in no time.

itsnotme
03-17-2015, 12:10 AM
hmmm im not sure if grooby sucks you'd have to ask the models just kidding im sure its all kept professional and above board

youngblood61
03-17-2015, 12:13 AM
Lol!

RallyCola
03-17-2015, 12:28 AM
hmmm im not sure if grooby sucks you'd have to ask the models just kidding im sure its all kept professional and above board

i guess he might be able to convince some of the girls to LET him suck them. My guess is though, the fluffer on set might be a better looking dude!

:dancing::dancing::dancing::dancing::dancing::danc ing::dancing::dancing:

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/440458060536885248/5MOD3e2L.jpeg

Rusty Eldora
03-17-2015, 12:28 AM
Yes he is an asshole for not hiring someone that has no clue and no market appeal. He might be challenged by the McDonald's application too.

itsnotme
03-17-2015, 12:33 AM
i guess he might be able to convince some of the girls to LET him suck them. My guess is though, the fluffer on set might be a better looking dude!

:dancing::dancing::dancing::dancing::dancing::danc ing::dancing::dancing:

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/440458060536885248/5MOD3e2L.jpeg

hey sometimes a cigar is just a cigar :dead:

hoodscoop
03-17-2015, 01:09 AM
It's the new math. It throws everyone off these days...

sssucker
03-17-2015, 01:39 AM
please don't ban him its very entertaining reading all this :salad

sssucker
03-17-2015, 02:25 AM
please don't ban him its very entertaining reading all this :salad

just to add who isn't an asshole we all are from time to time and that is an fact but not me some say im a bit of a cunt that's a bit rude as im trying so hard if something im massssssive cunt lol:dancing:

itsnotme
03-17-2015, 02:28 AM
cant we get back to the Freudian analysis of Steven groobys cigar pic

RallyCola
03-17-2015, 02:32 AM
cant we get back to the Freudian analysis of Steven groobys cigar pic

well, he is english...so i am sure he probably has had several fags in his mouth

itsnotme
03-17-2015, 02:42 AM
hey that means something different here but ill bet he has lol

RallyCola
03-17-2015, 02:44 AM
hey that means something different here but ill bet he has lol

no duh! double entendre maybe???

itsnotme
03-17-2015, 02:46 AM
well nooo i totally did not see that

robshi
03-17-2015, 06:00 AM
I couldn't agree more - sometimes I just can't help myself. Especially when you sent me this email exchange Robert K.


Robert: I am interested in being in a film where I get fucked by a shemale or a group of shemales

GS: Congratulations, I always wanted to be a pilot.

Robert: Sounds good to me and I'm open to being fucked by a group of beautiful shemales one after another can cover me in their cum

GS: What sort of money would make this work?

Robert : Have no clue on that part. The money would be an extra. What I really want is to be topped by a shemale or a group of shemales.

GS: No I meant how much were you willing to be able to pay us?

Robert : What do you charge?

GS: I'm being factious - I've no interest in working with someone who puts in a fantastical and pointless application. Good luck.

Robert : Well my application was not pointless or based on fantasy. You can kiss my fucking ass you Goddamb mother fucking piece of shit. Besides all the girls there are flea ridden hood rat whores. Fuck off and fuck you. Sincerely Robert

GS: Brilliant!!! So you sent in an application wanting to be a male performer with a bunch of "flea ridden hood rat whores" but didn't put your age, your location or even send a photo? And you claim it's not a fantasy. You are amusing.

Hilarious. For awhile I actually couldn't enjoy some porn I was watching because I kept thinking about this post and laughing. Really funny stuff. Made my day.

CoolAwesomeBXDude
03-17-2015, 06:42 AM
i mean at least steven responded to keep this interesting

some ppl wouldve looked at that and kept on moving

lifeisfiction
03-17-2015, 06:53 AM
I am confused, did he or did he not want to get banged by hoodrats?

I am disappointed, here Grooby couldn't just consider this man really hoped he would understanding about the difficulty ha ha ha ha, who am I kidding the thread made me smile.

You should have kept Robert going, more fun reading.

lifeisfiction
03-17-2015, 06:56 AM
On the side note, I hit a thousand posts? I need to reflect on how I spend my free time.

JenniferParisHusband
03-17-2015, 07:23 AM
Yeah Thats Right Dick Wad! You Read It Right!


Hey now! I knew Dick Wad. First, he was severely underrated as an adult performer. And second, he has nothing to do with this. Keep Dick Wad out of your argument, he never did anything to you.

:dancing:

CD_Sasha
03-17-2015, 09:02 AM
Hey now! I knew Dick Wad. First, he was severely underrated as an adult performer. And second, he has nothing to do with this. Keep Dick Wad out of your argument, he never did anything to you.

:dancing:

Maybe this guy wanted to become the infamous "Buck Naked" George Costanza pretended to be

CoolAwesomeBXDude
03-17-2015, 04:52 PM
after reading his posts in the review section... i believe this guy is on a mission.

he reminds me of a forum version of stone cold steve austin

AshlynCreamher
03-17-2015, 06:05 PM
after reading his posts in the review section... i believe this guy is on a mission.

he reminds me of a forum version of stone cold steve austin

And that's the bottom-line because Stone Cold said so!

GroobySteven
03-17-2015, 06:39 PM
Ok Robert Kilgore has had his 5 mins of fame. I've deleted his other posts - and now he's getting banned.

CORVETTEDUDE
03-17-2015, 07:15 PM
"flea ridden hood rat whores" I LIKE THAT!!! Steven, do you mind if I use this?? I don't want to just steal it without permission, ya know?!

itsnotme
03-17-2015, 09:04 PM
Stop....... hammer time

RallyCola
03-18-2015, 05:47 AM
Stop....... hammer time

uncool. hammer was down with pumps and a bump, not hood rats. have some respect.

Skye
03-18-2015, 07:49 AM
I can't believe someone is actually throwing a tantrum over this. Mind = Blown. Didn't someone post sonewhere about models sometimes being rejected the first time? Second times the charm, Robert.

BBaggins06
03-20-2015, 10:22 PM
Steven hasn't been able to play Whack-A-Troll like this in years ... Good times

Michelle Firestone
03-20-2015, 11:47 PM
:claps

Plaything
03-21-2015, 12:00 AM
Love that this is left to run.

Damn but this troll is a fucktard.

Makes me feel like I'm Superman.

itsnotme
03-21-2015, 01:29 AM
Steven hasn't been able to play Whack-A-Troll like this in years ... Good times

ill try not to make a joke about him fapping