Nail Salons And Places Like That With The Back Of The House Full'a Monkey Business

[Dino Velvet]

I saw a report of this nail salon on Lincoln Bl south of Washington Bl on the east side of the street by the car wash that had these two old broads running it who also ran to the back to kiss fellas on the wiener. I think LAPD got wise to them telling them no more kissing wieners for you two. If they don't kiss wieners anymore then the place has no appeal to me unless I get too fat again and can't clip my own toenails.

Any other places like this on the Westside of LA? The walk of shame is half the fun(as long as no one recognizes me).

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[Ms.Stepford]

Aww...poor ladies got fucked outta their business by the law :-(

[Dino Velvet]

Aww...poor ladies got fucked outta their business by the law :-(

If you wanna have your way with Suzanne or Jennifer's mouth I suggest a dragnet then narrow down your stakeout of Monterey Park. Law of averages says they both live there.

[Ms.Stepford]

If you wanna have your way with Suzanne or Jennifer's mouth I suggest a dragnet then narrow down your stakeout of Monterey Park. Law of averages says they both live there.

Thanks for the tip, sweetie, but I'm pretty used to getting paid to get mine kissed. :-P

[Dino Velvet]

Thanks for the tip, sweetie, but I'm pretty used to getting paid to get mine kissed. :-P

I bet you do. I saw your recent pics. Very nice. Will you also kiss a fella on his wiener if he hands you money?

[Ms.Stepford]

Well, thanks. I'm a pretty good whore :3

I've been involved in many arrangements such as the one you speak of.

[$$$Bill]

Well, thanks. I'm a pretty good whore :3

I've been involved in many arrangements such as the one you speak of.
Ive liked this young lady already, but now I like her even more!

[Dino Velvet]

Well, thanks. I'm a pretty good whore :3

I've been involved in many arrangements such as the one you speak of.

You're a nice lady taking some money in exchange for the sex. I bet your pretty mouth could make a fella's knees buckle.

[STARTUP999]

Thanks for the tip, sweetie, but I'm pretty used to getting paid to get mine kissed. :-P

Its must be kind of cool to have guys pay to kiss your weenie.

[nysprod]

Well, thanks. I'm a pretty good whore :3

I've been involved in many arrangements such as the one you speak of.

See, now there's an interesting idea for a porn shoot rather than the same old "bald guy walks into a room and..." lol

[rodinuk]

In the UK some of the car washes staffed by Eastern Europeans also offered additional services while-u-wait ;)

[Dino Velvet]

In the UK some of the car washes staffed by Eastern Europeans also offered additional services while-u-wait ;)

The neighbors would get suspicious wondering why my truck is always clean if they had one of those car washes here. When I lived in Texas if you went to some tanning salons there would be ladies also charging for the sex.

[wearboots4me]

Well, thanks. I'm a pretty good whore :3

I've been involved in many arrangements such as the one you speak of.

Too bad you live so far away. Because I would love one of those arrangements. :)

[Dino Velvet]

Too bad you live so far away. Because I would love one of those arrangements. :)

Let's rent a bus and go on a field trip to visit the lady who kisses wieners.

http://crimefeed.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bus-fla-664x370.jpg

[wearboots4me]

A bus? Fuck that, I want a limo with a bar in it.

[Dino Velvet]

A bus? Fuck that, I want a limo with a bar in it.

I just figure you could stack more wieners in a bus like a larger Oscar Mayer container.

[sukumvit boy]

LMFAO! You're in rare form on this one Dino ,funny stuff, thanks, I needed a good laugh.

[sukumvit boy]

It's an innovation whose time has come.
Already in Switzerland they have drive- through brothels with cool signs,in Malaysia the brothel teamed up with the car-wash next door and ,again in Switzerland the guy tried to drum up business by offering a 'post-coital weiner to every punter ,but something went terribly wrong.
http://jalopnik.com/5943367/malaysian-car-wash-rewards-loyal-customers-with-free-sex
http://www.thenationalstudent.com/Weird%20World/2011-09-01/Brothel_barbeque_gone_wrong.html

[Dino Velvet]

LMFAO! You're in rare form on this one Dino ,funny stuff, thanks, I needed a good laugh.

Thanks. Massage Parlors are too much of a slam dunk sometimes. If there were only a 75% chance of me getting some it makes me feel more like a stud.