Behind The Scenes

[hondarobot]

We just had our GLBT Pride celebration in Minneapolis this past weekend, and due to my job and where I work, I was once again directly in the middle of the whole thing. First off I realize most people on this forum have no interest in what is commonly known as "Gay Pride", and I don't blame them. Gay men, lesbians, and the whole drag/cross dressing thing really holds no interest for me. I have nothing against it, but I'm strictly interested in girls. I'm also curious how long the various "non-straight" factions will continue to be associated together. Gay guys and lesbians have very little fondness for each other, bi-sexual people don't generally consider themselves a "community" as far as I've seen. It's all just a bit strange. . .

But in case anyone was curious as to how things go on the engineering level, here ya go. My job for many years was to set-up then tear down the sound system on our float in the big parade. And it's a big fricken parade. I've heard it's the third largest in the country, and hundreds of thousands of people show up. Our club was always the grand finale at the end, which might sound like fun but it never was. Being last means you have to sit under the hot sun, waiting for the hundred plus other guys to get moving, while homosexual men in leather chaps, speedos, and other assorted bizarre costumes dance and leap around projecting auras of ultra gayitude. It sucked.

Fortunately the last two years we've opted out of doing a float, so my job got even easier. At least last year. Last year I just sat at the doors going into our main bar and told people it was closed until 4pm, so that wasn't too bad. This year the owner actually put some extra security people on the early shift so I figured I wouldn't have to do anything. I was wrong. I tried hiding out in my workshop playing around with some new lights, but the owner was in a bossy mood and deceided to make my day hell.

Fist I had to run to the store and get extra bottled water and cranberry juice. I get back and the kitchen is serving a special sunday breakfast, so I figure I'll just slip upstairs unnoticed and work with the lights some more, or go hide out and jerk off or something. No such luck. We have extra security, but no dishwashers. The owner catches me again, suddenly I'm grumbling under my breath, wearing one of those ridiculous white jackets, manning the dish washing machine. I did make a point of informing every person who entered the kitchen just how much, in my opinion, dishwashing sucks.

So then I get done with that indignity, and the owners son (who's a daytime manager as well, good guy) tells me we've both been tasked with icing ALL the bars in the place, so the ice machines can make more ice in time for when the bar backs arrive. This really sucked. Hauling bucket after fuckin bucket of ice all over this huge nightclub, filling all the bins in 6 different bars. And I don't mean just little bar areas, I'm talking the equivalent of 6 completely seperate full size bars. I don't generally enjoy lifting heavy objects at all if I can avoid it, so this was a major pain.

After that I guess things kinda calmed down. I got to see some of the parade, and it was as silly as usual. Some of the floats cracked me up as always. I mean, why is the National Communist Party League in a gay pride parade? I guess why not, but I just don't get the appeal of a parade in general. I did leave work early and checked out the park again, then made my way Uptown for happy hour with two of my sisters, and that was pretty much it.

I suppose this wasn't so much as "behind the scenes" as it was "rambling on about a lame day at work", but that's democracy for ya. I just post this stuff in case anyone is interested in reading something different from the majority of the "bulges and filled underwear" picture related posts, and it's a good way for me to warm up. I'm not sure what I'm going to work on next, but I feel like doing some further writing today.

[chefmike]

riveting stuff...do us all a favor, buy a fuckin diary and STFU already...

[suckseed]

hey chefmike, why don't YOU shut the fuck up? This board was a lot cooler before you were here....and how many fucking posts do I see under your name? Almost as many as Allanah's and Seanchai's PUT TOGETHER. And they're in the business. Do you do anything besides cook and live your life on this board? Maybe if you spent a little more time outside you wouldn't be such an asshole.

EDIT FOR POSTERITY: This thread was my introduction to Chefmike...I cluelessly backed the wrong horse here. What was it Al Pacino says in Glengarry Glenn Ross? "Never open your mouth until you know what the shot is."
Later we bonded over our mutual love of antagonizing Honda...

[hondarobot]

He probably doesn't even really know the "masculine" fundamentals of cooking. He's just a weirdo that want's attention.

Ignore him and he'll go away. Just another loser.

[chefmike]

hey chefmike, why don't YOU shut the fuck up? This board was a lot cooler before you were here....and how many fucking posts do I see under your name? Almost as many as Allanah's and Seanchai's PUT TOGETHER. And they're in the business. Do you do anything besides cook and live your life on this board? Maybe if you spent a little more time outside you wouldn't be such an asshole.

LMAO...Do you want a biscuit , suckboy?

[hondarobot]

Awesome. You couldn't even wait a full minute to respond.

Good toy. I'll have more fun with you later.

So stupid.

[chefmike]

He probably doesn't even really know the "masculine" fundamentals of cooking. He's just a weirdo that want's attention.

Ignore him and he'll go away. Just another loser.

LMAO...here's a dipshit who has posted about being "a woman in a man's body who doesn't want to be a TS" talking about being masculine...I wouldn't allow you to wash dishes in my bistro...but maybe we could put a skirt on you and let you bus tables, nancydumbbot...

[suckseed]

There's usually two kinds of guys behind the line at a restaurant. They're both pretty tough and capable - you have to be to survive the pressure. The first kind is usually doing his job and not saying much - if he's had a shitty shift he'll most likely keep it to himself. The second guy blows up at the new servers, lets everyone know if the last shift didn't prep something, and basically changes the whole vibe of the kitchen on the nights he's working.
Which type do you suppose 'chef' mike is? This urge to constantly put people down is patently a result of feeling less than satisfied with his own life.
'Chef' mike, haven't you figured out by now than when you're an adult, people tend to associate the negative things you say about others with you?
It's pretty basic actually.

[hondarobot]

hehe, thanks suckseed, but I'm kinda wanting to keep this loser on the hook for awhile.

It doesn't matter if he knows what going on, just let me work on him for awhile. I really don't like this guy.

[suckseed]

the only reason I'm talking to this guy this time is because I happened to be on when this topic came up. If people disagree and get pissed off, whatever, it's a forum. But when somebody goes out of their way to be a dick for no reason....and seeing the number of times this 'man' has insulted the girls, it just pisses me off. We have this little place where we come to check out, talk about, and possibly talk to a shemale, ts, pick your term. Newsflash: being interested in girls with cocks ain't 100% straight. But Frycook Mikie has to sling the homo shit around like he's The Most Hetero Man Ever To Walk The Earth. What would your fellow employees say about your little hobby, Mikie?
You hypocritical, unpleasant little asswipe. Did you ever put Mommy's lipstick on when you were a boy? Are you all knotted up inside about your sexuality?
Well, here's my advice.
1. Eat Shit.
2. Die.

[chefmike]

There's usually two kinds of guys behind the line at a restaurant. They're both pretty tough and capable - you have to be to survive the pressure. The first kind is usually doing his job and not saying much - if he's had a shitty shift he'll most likely keep it to himself. The second guy blows up at the new servers, lets everyone know if the last shift didn't prep something, and basically changes the whole vibe of the kitchen on the nights he's working.
Which type do you suppose 'chef' mike is? This urge to constantly put people down is patently a result of feeling less than satisfied with his own life.
'Chef' mike, haven't you figured out by now than when you're an adult, people tend to associate the negative things you say about others with you?
It's pretty basic actually.

Awww...did you have a big, bad chef pick on you? It sounds like a personal problem, lad...dry your eyes, son... And Nancy has already told us that that she had to wash dishes...boo hoo...

Do you ladies need a tampon? A hankie? Or just some balls...?

[hondarobot]

Well, he doesn't need to actually eat shit, that's just disgusting.

He's without a doubt a desperate weirdo, dying for attention.

It was a mistake on my end ever responding to this shut-in weirdo in the first place. He might be an alright guy, but I really dont want anything to do with his crazy, stalker ass.

Crazy stalkers vie for attention all the time. They all suck.

I'm not going anywhere.

8)

[chefmike]

hehe, thanks suckseed, but I'm kinda wanting to keep this loser on the hook for awhile.

It doesn't matter if he knows what going on, just let me work on him for awhile. I really don't like this guy.LMAO...yeah, you're really working on me dumbbot...please...no mas... :roll:

[hondarobot]

The reaction time on your part is amazingly pathetic.

Task number 2: find a friend.

And yeah, it will just getting worse for you.

[chefmike]

and seeing the number of times this 'man' has insulted the girls, it just pisses me off.

Please feel free to quote examples, suckboy...the only TS's that I've ever had conflicts with are a certain skank from B'more (who is now banned), and Nancydumbbot's obsession VR...who has said goodbye to this forum almost as much as he(?) has.... :roll:

So please carry on, suckboy....and nancy...

[hondarobot]

You've had no actual contact with any girl at all as far I have seen.

You kiss ass, and you attack new posters. You are a PIECE OF SHIT, AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.

Loser.

[castabyss]

Is every thread going to be highjacked by this lunacy? I can't read any thread any more without seeing this nonsense.

[chefmike]

You've had no actual contact with any girl at all as far I have seen.

You kiss ass, and you attack new posters. You are a PIECE OF SHIT, AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.

Loser.

Yes, we should all be studs like you, Donna Quixote.... :lol:


I'm posting this just to clear my head.

I took a bus from Minneapolis to Arizona last summer, rode 1500 miles into the heart of the desert. I can't imagine too many things stupider then that. The whole bus aspect was really bad, I wouldn't recommend it, but I have an irrational fear of flying in planes and I don't own a car, taking the train was complicated and involved too many stop overs and transfers. Sometimes a guy just has to bite the bullet.

I did this to meet a girl. I thought it was the only way I could get her to trust me. She was entrenched in the internet/porn scene and had some issues with trusting people, although even now she would probably never admit it.

I told her I was coming to see her two months in advance, and everything seemed great for the most part. A few days before I was set to take vacation she emailed me and told me not to come down. I think she was scared that I was some crazy stalker. I didn't fold, and left for my trip as scheduled.

When I arrived at the resort I was staying at, I had already given her my cell phone number and told her where I would be. I figured, even though she didn't contact me, she would show up to surprise me. She didn't. She didn't do anything. I had a good time hanging out at the bar blabbing with people, then emailed her and told her she was a bad person.

She emailed me the next morning, but she wouldn't meet me at the resort. She offered to pick me up and bring me to another location, but honestly at that point I was starting to wonder just what would happen if I let her do something like that. Where the hell was she intending to bring me? I took a cab and met her at the hook up point.

I got a beer and sat at a table waiting for her to arrive. She called eventually and asked if I was sitting with a bunch of bikers. Huh? I looked around and saw a bunch of bikers nearby, I think I made a joke that I was partying with them, and it turns out she was peeking in the window.

Then she walked in.

She was beautiful. I'm not just saying that, I've had countless "that's like a scene from a movie!" times in my life. I felt like Bogart meeting Lauren Bacall at that moment.

She was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen.

We hugged, had fun, got some drinks, partied, had a good time. Then we got back to the resort.

She dove topless into a blue lit, sand lined pool. I can still clearly picture that moment, it was amazing, her body was a work of art, grace in motion. I wouldn't get in the pool with her because I have this issue with having drowned when I was a kid, it's long story.

We ended up back in my room, and she didn't go there just to get some sleep. Unfortunately it did end up getting strange. A guy in bed with his dream girl should be raging hard and desperate to fuck, but I just wanted to talk to her. I've been in bed with lots of beautiful girls, this was something different.

We did talk, we made out, we had a great time and I loved just being with her. This wasn't an "escort" situation or a porn scene or anything weird. Then we got some sleep, but woke up a few hours later..

This is the point in the story where things fucked up. I told her I was going to make her squirt. Not a fetish thing, just being honest. But then she went home.

It would have been nice if she had met me for breakfast the next morning, but she didn't.

The reason things got messed up are numerous, faults on my part as well as hers, and it wasn't on account of a "secret boyfriend". I do feel bad, but I had to tell the story at some point, and now it's been told. I considered her a true friend for almost two years, but she still won't talk to me.

And that's the truth.

If anyone has any comments on this thread, keep 'em to yourselves. This wasn't meant for anyone but her. I would have just emailed her, but she already knows the story and wouldn't respond to me anyways. And yeah, I know I need to get over the whole thing, that's why I posted this.

It's a virtual form of therapy at this point, and now I've talked to the doctor.
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And let's not forget Donna Quixote's epic adventure... :lol:

Soooo, I go out drinking yesterday with my buddy Weebo around 3pm. We hung out on the patio at the Monte Carlo with a mutual friend who is currently making a small fortune on ebay. We drank and told stories and had a great time, but after six beers it was time to move on.

We made our way to the Hilton hotel, Weebo is seeing a girl at the moment who's a waitress there. She hooked us up with food, whiskey and beer and we had fun, talking too loud and irritating the people in the bar. We left eventually, and this is where memory fails me for a brief time.

I ended up back in my apartment with a hooker. Not an escort or anything fancy, just a reasonably attractive, early 20's, kinda nervous street hooker. I don't pick up hookers at all, actually, so this was somewhat odd, but what the hell? I don't remember meeting her either, but these things happen. I got us both some drinks and we sat and talked on my couch, then there was a knock on my door.

This goofy guy with glasses walked in and did just what a person would expect him to do, and I laughed at him. He was getting tough, talking shit, and I told him "Shut the fuck up! You're not talking to Joe Lunchbox here. I know this fuckin game and you've been on at least three security cameras just coming up here. I'm going to hang out with your girl, have some drinks, and you're going to walk the fuck away or I'm going to stick a fucking sword in your eye and the cops will call it self defense."

I showed him the sword that I intended to use if things got ugly.

He didn't have anything to say in response, and he left. So I hung out with the girl, although right now I have no idea what we talked about. At the moment half of my bottle of whiskey is gone, and there is an empty can of Miller Genuine Draft next to my sink (she must of had it in her pocket), so I imagine we blabbed for quite awhile. I asked her what her rate was at some point, and she said $30 for a blowjob. I gave her $40, kissed her on the forehead, and told her to stay away from that dipshit pimp, and that I thought she was a very sweet girl. And no, there was no sex (although I did play with her tits for awhile, she had nice tits).

And then she left.

Somewhat strange evening.

I don't know why I'm posting this. It's a true story, and it happened last night. Just one of those things.

The moral: Guys, always be nice to girls, even if they drink Miller Genuine Draft. Cute girls are good people. And if a pimp tries to shake you down, it's good to have a weapon nearby (although, in my case, it's not even a real sword, but work with what you have).


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Why do you insist on making it so easy, buttplug? :sleep

[hondarobot]

You're falling apart faster then I expected.

Can you post any personal information, and have you talked or exchanged information with any girls who you curry favor with on this forum?

The answer is. . . No. It is fun toying with you on occasion, because you are such a fricken weirdo.

I bet you a million dollars not one single cute girl will ever talk to your anonymous stalker ass.

Shake on it? Come on, let's bet. No girl here will ever want you.

Maybe I'm wrong. . . but I doubt it.

[suckseed]

I have no idea whether chefmike is an unemployed ex-Wendy's manager or Anthony Bourdain, obviously. I only know that after a certain amount of time reading random threads that seemed interesting, time after time I'm finding him chiming in to start a fight. And it's gotten fucking irritating.
I think we all get it.
chefmike doesn't like hondarobot, arianna, vicki, newbies, etc.
Now that I've said what I think, I probably won't be invited to chefmike's next circlejerk.
I said what I said based on what little facts I can discern from the details at hand, namely: chefmike posts a helluvalot. Upwards of 3000 posts in 12 months...roughly eight times a day every day on average. Lots of insults.
This paints a picture of a guy with a lot of time on his hands, and a lot of anger. Or the need for attention. Well, I'm going to try to avoid taking the bait. But that little scoreboard underneath our avatars just keeps on tickin' there mikie. Unless you have a legitimate reason for being here - mod, hungangel or otherwise in the adult TS biz....kinda pathetic.

[chefmike]

You're falling apart faster then I expected.

Can you post any personal information, and have you talked or exchanged information with any girls who you curry favor with on this forum?

The answer is. . . No. It is fun toying with you on occasion, because you are such a fricken weirdo.

I bet you a million dollars not one single cute girl will ever talk to your anonymous stalker ass.

Shake on it? Come on, let's bet. No girl here will ever want you.

Maybe I'm wrong. . . but I doubt it.Are you asking if I've stalked any girls here on a cross-country bus trip?? Yes, you obviously have quite a rapport with the girls, nancydumbbot...

http://www.hungangels.com/board/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1388

[hondarobot]

I just thought a few words were in order. Attention craved dipshits like this just bother the hell out of me and a lot of other people, and they make the girls not want to post.

This "chef" weirdo just fucks things up for the normal people here.

I think "chef" should find a young gay boy forum to post on. . . I'm just saying. . . read his past posts, he likes that sort of thing. Don't take my word for it.

I'm only posting this because I really don't like gay stalker guys. And, well, this chefmike clown fits the bill.

He's no "amigo" to me.

[chefmike]

I have no idea whether chefmike is an unemployed ex-Wendy's manager or Anthony Bourdain, obviously. I only know that after a certain amount of time reading random threads that seemed interesting, time after time I'm finding him chiming in to start a fight. And it's gotten fucking irritating.
I think we all get it.
chefmike doesn't like hondarobot, arianna, vicki, newbies, etc.
Now that I've said what I think, I probably won't be invited to chefmike's next circlejerk.
I said what I said based on what little facts I can discern from the details at hand, namely: chefmike posts a helluvalot. Upwards of 3000 posts in 12 months...roughly eight times a day every day on average. Lots of insults.
This paints a picture of a guy with a lot of time on his hands, and a lot of anger. Or the need for attention. Well, I'm going to try to avoid taking the bait. But that little scoreboard underneath our avatars just keeps on tickin' there mikie. Unless you have a legitimate reason for being here - mod, hungangel or otherwise in the adult TS biz....kinda pathetic.

And you are? Oh, shit ...it's suckboy! I guess I didn't recognize you without the cock in your mouth...my apologies, suckboy...gobble, gobble...

[NYCe]

Would you two (Hondarobot & chefmike) just end it already?

After reading this back and forth I don't see any end in sight. Also nobody else wants to read this bullshit anymore & its spilling into every other post on here.

And don't respond with any "he started it", "he's following me" responses. This isn't 2nd grade.

End this shit already.

[hondarobot]

I'm done. I just don't like that guy.

8)

[chefmike]

I just thought a few words were in order. Attention craved dipshits like this just bother the hell out of me and a lot of other people, and they make the girls not want to post.

This "chef" weirdo just fucks things up for the normal people here.

I think "chef" should find a young gay boy forum to post on. . . I'm just saying. . . read his past posts, he likes that sort of thing. Don't take my word for it.

I'm only posting this because I really don't like gay stalker guys. And, well, this chefmike clown fits the bill.

He's no "amigo" to me.

All this from the guy(?) who works in a gay bar...and has posted threads about being a man who is a woman in a mans body...

please...no mas...you and your friend suckboy are just too tough for me, nancybot....

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