Worst Model Application Ever!

[GroobySteven]

Seriously, this is the stupid shit I have to go through. I've deleted the guys name but when I get to open these on my desktop on a Sunday morning, it doesn't set up a great day.

"Hi . My name is Hany Ibrahim 30 yo from Egypt.alexandria .I want to become a shemale and model in your site . I am always felt like I should have breasts and be female . When I saw shemale porn I said I should be one of them . Here some photos of me and I hope you like them and I wish to be one of your models ."

And before anyone jumps on their high (hobby) horse, we have a guidelines for model applications and clearly, this guy is getting off on just emailing me and knowing someone is going to be reading his email - so I'll get my little rant and ire, if I want to!

[Ben in LA]

Oh god my eyes :hide-1:

[GroobyKrissy]

I know, right? Do some damn dusting once in a while.

[Ben in LA]

Damn glad to see you back, Ms. K!

[bigkid69]

A part of me just died looking at those pictures. :puke

[Dino Velvet]

Jeff Goldblum just got interested and now wants more.

http://media.giphy.com/media/rqSrBWn4xyPNm/giphy.gif

http://pinkmafia.ca/blog/wp-content/themes/cooldept/thumb.php?src=/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/jeff-goldblum-big-430x302.jpg&h=360&w=600&zc=1;q=90

[Dino Velvet]

Another admirer...

http://i.imgur.com/KWbJA1U.gif

[iagodelgado]

I'm pleased to know that in addition to having one of the best jobs in the world, you have to shovel crap from time to time. :)

[lg775n]

PS4 Antonio Banderas Boot Sequence - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r621Q9KoPhg)

[Dino Velvet]

I'm pleased to know that in addition to having one of the best jobs in the world, you have to shovel crap from time to time. :)

Those pictures look like Steven might need to be shielding himself from crap. Hope that fella doesn't wink at him. Could be a messier torrent than those other ones.

[Mr. Yates]

His bed matches the chair, though. So there's that.

[evilguy919]

Argg my eyes, it burn! Got to warn us with some kind of cap tag on the title next time! Now if you excuse me, I got to go wash my eyes out with soap.

[Stavros]

He may be from Egypt, but the least he could do is shave. They have barbers in the Middle East that have been known to make hard men cry...

[Chaotic]

Seriously, this is the stupid shit I have to go through. I've deleted the guys name but when I get to open these on my desktop on a Sunday morning, it doesn't set up a great day.

"Hi . My name is Hany Ibrahim 30 yo from Egypt.alexandria .I want to become a shemale and model in your site . I am always felt like I should have breasts and be female . When I saw shemale porn I said I should be one of them . Here some photos of me and I hope you like them and I wish to be one of your models ."

And before anyone jumps on their high (hobby) horse, we have a guidelines for model applications and clearly, this guy is getting off on just emailing me and knowing someone is going to be reading his email - so I'll get my little rant and ire, if I want to!

It begs the question about Hany....

You serious? - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLKhxjfG03A)

[SXFX]

I want my click back.....

[Dino Velvet]

I want my click back.....

Someone needs to invent a computer mouse so you can right-click to make it like it never happened.

[broncofan]

To state the obvious; it's that second picture. Why would someone take a picture like that and send it?

Up there with questions like why would someone feed their best friend feet first into a wood-chipper? Fucking inexplicable.

[Michelle Firestone]

http://replygif.net/i/1066.gif

[BBaggins06]

Dammit, now I'm having flashbacks to those old Night Rider avatars ....

[martin48]

Someone needs to invent a computer mouse so you can right-click to make it like it never happened.

Just add dementia

[EZWind]

:hide-1::hide-1:

[robertlouis]

Damn glad to see you back, Ms. K!

Seconded! :iagree:

[my my my!]

Poor Steven...

But yet there's probably thousands of users on this forum that would Probably fap to that...

:ignore:

[Nikka]

hahahahaahhaa

[ed_jaxon]

I fully realize that have the option of not opening this thread.

I also have the option of not looking at a car wreck.

That having been said. ...

I move that this thread be locked.

Can I get a second?

[Rabbiteyes]

Sooo...did he get the job? :o :o

[GroobySteven]

Sooo...did he get the job? :o :o

Casting couch applicant.