America's Funniest/Most Outrageous CL Headlines

[nysprod]

Some of these are just so damn funny I busted my Dino, but this one is the best IMO:

I got a bbc come taste my milk after I fyck u and ya face - t4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/4327710491.html)


Here's one that got my interest if nothing else other than for the neurosis involved lol:

I tortured my own cock. - m4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/4332847635.html)


No problems here lol:

Destroy me please. I been bad bad tranny - t4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/4334658252.html)


Who could resist this sweet little offer??

Fuck my mouth and I'll give ya some weed - w4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/4326831696.html)


Add your own!

[bluesoul]

http://i.imgur.com/b0uQO0q.jpg

i really like this one

[nysprod]

Nearly herniated my Dino on that one!

[GroobySteven]

Laughing my ass off at that - thanks!

[Dino Velvet]

Is there an alternate meaning for my first name? I'll play along. Just load the teleprompter.

http://danmillerinpanama.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/obama-pickyournose.jpg

[nysprod]

Dino is an abbreviation of "doing it nork only" with nork meaning a furious bout of anal sex..."busting your dino" means you laugh so hard you blow gas or even chunks thru your a-hole.

[Dino Velvet]

Dino is an abbreviation of "doing it nork only" with nork meaning a furious bout of anal sex..."busting your dino" means you laugh so hard you blow gas or even chunks thru your a-hole.

I peed so hard the other morning I pooped a bit too.

[nysprod]

Makes me wonder if he gives the panties back afterwards...

Fuck me while I wear your gurly panties - m4t (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/4334679242.html)

Pavlov this biatch

Sissy petgirl training - t4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/cas/4322292236.html)

Includes all you can eat hors d'oeuvres!

Lets have fun and party in my hole - t4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/4310615820.html)

[bluesoul]

http://i.imgur.com/gWQeiqy.png

[TSCURIOUS]

I know that Trader Joe's in Danbury. I'll be on the lookout for her Friday night!

[nysprod]

Couple more for this morning

Party in my mouth.....u coming? - t4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/4338196462.html)

DONT WORRY YOU ARE NOT GAY. SUCK MY DICK ! ! ! ! - t4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/4333569280.html)

[STARTUP999]

http://i.imgur.com/b0uQO0q.jpg

i really like this one
That was the best laugh I have had in a long time. Thanks

[nysprod]

Today's offerings

EAT MY BOOTY MEAT - t4m 25 (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/4356855925.html)

lick it. smell it . taste it - t4m 28 (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/4350402042.html)

Sunday Booty Claping for you Sexy Mami Bent Over n Ready - t4m 24 (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/4347178894.html)

im looking to own another sissy pig bitch - t4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/4356709005.html)

BLAST NUTT LIKE A ROCKET, SPLATTER ON MY HOLE - t4m 20 (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/cas/4356668593.html)

[Dino Velvet]

Hooker Accidentally Craps Herself (http://efukt.com/20899_Hooker_Accidentally_Craps_Herself_.html)

He Cums Battery Acid (http://efukt.com/20779_He_Cums_Battery_Acid.html)

[nysprod]

Lmfaoooo!

[nysprod]

Friday morning freaks

As I SUCK, I WANT YOU TO PISS!!! - t4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/4363851250.html)

CD GangsluT needz 2 B Gaped - t4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/4363914379.html)

*deep impact* 10" HUNG and stiff for bottoms guys now !!! -t4m - t4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/cas/4363865692.html)

FEM CD BOTTOM BITCH with FACIAL HAIR for MASC TOPS - t4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/4363931163.html)

I'm sucking dicks and getting fucked today - t4m (http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cas/4363842617.html)