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GroobySteven
02-06-2014, 12:46 PM
Just arrived:

"If it could cry, my cock would be weeping bitter tears of anger right now while cradling the shattered remains of it's hopes and dreams.
I've had such a profoundly arduous journey in the past 48 hours, that has amounted to a frustration so monumentally depressing, and all just to jerk off.

After not being able to use my preferred credit card in order to purchase the 'Tranny Chaser' from your VOD site last night, I was forced to wait until the next morning, in order to go to the bank and put sufficient funds on an alternate card (much to my raging hard-on's dismay). After the funds were secure the next day, I completed my purchase and oh-so excitedly clicked 'download', bouncing ever-so slightly in my chair as I did (that was until I realized it would take almost 4 hours for the 1.15gb file to complete).

Nonetheless, I resumed the rest of my day, nursing a tooth-ache and a 3-month old baby with the ever-inspiring notion that my treat was a sure thing, and I was preparing a masturbatory FIELD-DAY when my day was through. However, fate revealed her cruel and fucked-up humor by having my ISP unbeknownst to me, reset my modem through some freak automated mistake. After calling the cable company and squaring that spectacular bit o' bullshit away, I realized that my precious downloaded movie file was broken, and would have to be started all over again.

I cleared my cache, and restarted the download. But soon, and in less than 5 minutes, my file stopped downloading and finished broken. Frustrated, but not forlorn, I tried several more times, then got the bright idea to employ a 'Download Manager' (not usually my cup of tea, but sometimes useful in related situations). After downloading, then installing a manager, my next download attempt failed altogether as I have apparently reached my maximum attempts (5 - generous, really, but stills fucks me over).

So that's where I am now. Stuck, dick in my hand, all excitement faded and now growing into bitter resentment. I don't blame Grooby or anyone, in fact - except maybe for God, fucking asshole.
Can I get some help? And also a job too while you're at it? I'm great with customer service and computer repair.


Thank you for reading my bullshit,"


[we sorted him out with this Tranny Chaser Download PLUS a Free month on Shemale.XXX for the amusement.]

Ben in LA
02-06-2014, 01:35 PM
I told you not to share this!

Wendy Summers
02-06-2014, 01:53 PM
I've always found the best apology is a kiss on the head... pucker up!

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/121/image_40304.jpg

Ben in LA
02-06-2014, 02:38 PM
I've always found the best apology is a kiss on the head... pucker up!

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/121/image_40304.jpg

Just don't use your teeth.

Wendy Summers
02-06-2014, 06:09 PM
Just don't use your teeth.

Agreed. Teeth are NEVER a good way to apologize.

bigkid69
02-06-2014, 09:13 PM
That is hilarious!

Dino Velvet
02-06-2014, 09:13 PM
If you need another judge for your award show he's your Paul Lynde in the Center Square. That was quite a letter of entertaining bellyaching. Poor fucker's wiener was really sullied.

Paul Lynde Hollywood Squares - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSkRsciX-gI)

Triumph - Tears In The Rain - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abCvE_3Pxok)

bluesoul
02-06-2014, 09:24 PM
Just arrived:

"If it could cry, my cock would be weeping bitter tears of anger right now while cradling the shattered remains of it's hopes and dreams.
I've had such a profoundly arduous journey in the past 48 hours, that has amounted to a frustration so monumentally depressing, and all just to jerk off.

After not being able to use my preferred credit card in order to purchase the 'Tranny Chaser' from your VOD site last night, I was forced to wait until the next morning, in order to go to the bank and put sufficient funds on an alternate card (much to my raging hard-on's dismay). After the funds were secure the next day, I completed my purchase and oh-so excitedly clicked 'download', bouncing ever-so slightly in my chair as I did (that was until I realized it would take almost 4 hours for the 1.15gb file to complete).

Nonetheless, I resumed the rest of my day, nursing a tooth-ache and a 3-month old baby with the ever-inspiring notion that my treat was a sure thing, and I was preparing a masturbatory FIELD-DAY when my day was through. However, fate revealed her cruel and fucked-up humor by having my ISP unbeknownst to me, reset my modem through some freak automated mistake. After calling the cable company and squaring that spectacular bit o' bullshit away, I realized that my precious downloaded movie file was broken, and would have to be started all over again.

I cleared my cache, and restarted the download. But soon, and in less than 5 minutes, my file stopped downloading and finished broken. Frustrated, but not forlorn, I tried several more times, then got the bright idea to employ a 'Download Manager' (not usually my cup of tea, but sometimes useful in related situations). After downloading, then installing a manager, my next download attempt failed altogether as I have apparently reached my maximum attempts (5 - generous, really, but stills fucks me over).

So that's where I am now. Stuck, dick in my hand, all excitement faded and now growing into bitter resentment. I don't blame Grooby or anyone, in fact - except maybe for God, fucking asshole.
Can I get some help? And also a job too while you're at it? I'm great with customer service and computer repair.


Thank you for reading my bullshit,"


[we sorted him out with this Tranny Chaser Download PLUS a Free month on Shemale.XXX for the amusement.]

this is actually a great and heartwarming story. the fact that this raincoater didn't give in to the wild call of piracy shows promise. there is gold on the other side of the rainbow folks, and it's in the form of your favorite strokeworthy dvd

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