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Dino Velvet
02-05-2014, 03:11 AM
Was different than a microwave but pretty much the same as the refrigerator as long as the bulb was out. My hand has always been on the door.
maxpower
02-05-2014, 05:26 AM
That was cryptic...
Dino Velvet
02-05-2014, 05:34 AM
Was different than a microwave


That was cryptic...

Bit craptic too, sir.
maxpower
02-05-2014, 06:52 AM
Dino, in reference to your self-given title, are you a creepy-ass cracker, or a creepy ass-cracker?
Dino Velvet
02-05-2014, 07:05 AM
Dino, in reference to your self-given title, are you a creepy-ass cracker, or a creepy ass-cracker?

Number A
I take insults and turn them into compliments.
Got called Blue-Eyed Devil so often as a doorman it became my nickname.