Greatest Moments In The History Of Punishing Percy

[Dino Velvet]

God, so many. I like to park my truck on the corner of Wilshire Bl & 26th St in Santa Monica and choke the chicken thinking about all the good times I had with Jeannie and Jasmine at the Ginja Massage.

[trish]

Friends don't let friends masturbate.

Christian Anti-Masturbation Video Encourages You to Lend a Hand - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TQt3SyYOWQ)

[Dino Velvet]

I've never been caught jerking off. Any of you have funny stories where you did get caught? I wish I had my Fast Times At Ridgemont High moment.

Fastimes at Ridgemont High - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL3CuKXreMM)

[Tina Francis]

God, so many. I like to park my truck on the corner of Wilshire Bl & 26th St in Santa Monica and choke the chicken thinking about all the good times I had with Jeannie and Jasmine at the Ginja Massage.

I walk thru that intersection at least twice a week. If I ever hear any moans coming from inside a pickup, Ima gonna take a photo of the licensce plate and post it on here.

[RallyCola]

i've jerked it 2x in the rutger's library in the middle of finals week where all the cubicles are filled with studious asian chicks and i've jerked it in my lab and in my wife's lab with other's around doing experiments. i've also jerked it while tailgating at yankee stadium because my wife's ass looked so appetizing at that minute but she wasn't in the mood to fuck.

these times are particularly memorable only because of the thrill of doing it in public but not because of the quality of the jerk.

in terms of quality...there have been numerous times that i spank it and am all out of breath and tired when i am done and fall asleep into a deep and wondrous coma like slumber.

[Dino Velvet]

i've jerked it 2x in the rutger's library in the middle of finals week where all the cubicles are filled with studious asian chicks and i've jerked it in my lab and in my wife's lab with other's around doing experiments. i've also jerked it while tailgating at yankee stadium because my wife's ass looked so appetizing at that minute but she wasn't in the mood to fuck.

these times are particularly memorable only because of the thrill of doing it in public but not because of the quality of the jerk.

in terms of quality...there have been numerous times that i spank it and am all out of breath and tired when i am done and fall asleep into a deep and wondrous coma like slumber.

Your jerking off stories are always good. I'm shy about doing stuff like that in public. I like the sound of the door shutting then turning the dead bolt locking me and the lady in.

Burger King in Westwood is like that library. Right on the corner of Westwood and Le Conte(The Cunt). Ralph's Supermarket down the street is one of the more arousing grocery shopping experiences to be had too. I've had to duck in their toilet and pull it my share of times.

[up_for_it]

Yeah, jerking off in a library is always a good time, as are any work related or totally inappropriate stroke sessions. Too bad I don't go to church. I like wacking it in bed next to my girlfriends when they're asleep then telling them about it later on to see what kind of reaction I get. Some times once just isn't enough. My ex-wife cried one time, but that's her fault for being insecure.

My best memories are of seeing how many times I can bust off in one day. One time I wen I was about seventeen came without even touching myself, which was pretty cool. Haven't been able to do it again though, so that one's def. ingrained in my memory.

[fred41]

I jerked off once while having a urethral infection...I shot blood all over my chest...it was painful and awful and wonderful all at the same time.

[Dino Velvet]

I jerked off once while having a urethral infection...I shot blood all over my chest...it was painful and awful and wonderful all at the same time.

Eeeek!!!

Wide World of Sports Intro 1978 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2AZH4FeGsc)

[Tapatio]

The times when I orgasm are the best, hands down.

[Dino Velvet]

I remember as an 18 year old kid watching For Your Thighs Only with a couple of buddies while we were smoking weed. I was high as a kite and horny as Hell. I started rocking back and forth on the couch grinding my wiener against the rough fabric. I had had enough of this self-teasing and was going to sort my problem out in someone else's bathroom. Was like a tube of toothpaste shooting out of me with a wider blast radius than diarrhea. I still wondered if my lack of sufficient clean-up caused suspicion.

[south ov da border]

when I was in college one day I was blitzed off high grade gravity bong hits and I decided to try and see how many I could rub out in one day. I think I lost count at 5...

[theone1982]

I jerked off to a Hazel Tucker scene once and had multiple orgasms, very awesome! :)

[Dino Velvet]

Louis CK : Masturbation - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfkG_0hyIoc)

[RallyCola]

that's one thing i have never been able to do...multiples. at best, i have to relax for 10 min then go again.

this could be another thread but also, a side question here...what is the weirdest thing you've ever fapped to?

[nysprod]

Age 14...my sisters friends from school in their skirts and knee highs, catching the slightest glimpse of white panty...and lori rosen's bare thighs!

[broncofan]

I'm gonna go slightly off topic and say, I think it should be a crime for lotion manufacturers to put caustic fragrances in their skin lotion. They know what men from puberty to 90 years old are going to do with their overpriced jerk-off cream. There's no call for that.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm gonna go slightly off topic and say, I think it should be a crime for lotion manufacturers to put caustic fragrances in their skin lotion. They know what men from puberty to 90 years old are going to do with their overpriced jerk-off cream. There's no call for that.

Dirty Old Man! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH2tw7QH2hc)

[nysprod]

I'm gonna go slightly off topic and say, I think it should be a crime for lotion manufacturers to put caustic fragrances in their skin lotion. They know what men from puberty to 90 years old are going to do with their overpriced jerk-off cream. There's no call for that.

You must have an overly sensitive member...i do so love the smell of napalm in the morning!

[RallyCola]

Age 14...my sisters friends from school in their skirts and knee highs, catching the slightest glimpse of white panty...and lori rosen's bare thighs!

my sister (3 years older than me) had 3 friends that i thought were fucking hot when she was in high school (st. john's prep in queens). I was 13, they were all 16ish adhering to a catholic school dress code...man, did i spank off on a nearly constant basis fantasizing about one or the other.

Later that year, when i lost my virginity and also discovered how easy it was to obtain porn...i dropped those 3 chicks so damn quick as objects of my fantasies.

years later, i looked back at her yearbook and wondered just what the hell i found so hot about them.

[theone1982]

[QUOTE=RallyCola;1452174]that's one thing i have never been able to do...multiples. at best, i have to relax for 10 min then go again.


Actually, what was cool was the first orgasm was the normal one, then the multiple ones immediately after that, which were within less than a second after the first, I had the feeling but nothing came out. I've only been able to do it once, but it's sort of become my holy grail quest to achieve it again.