Hello.

[Tapatio]

New user, logging in to say hi.

I've browsed this board. Some of you are funny.

Hope to have a good time.

Be gentle.

[Tapatio]

I'm going to post here a few times, get my count to double digits before I say boo.

"Ten post troll" sounds a lot classier than "two post troll."

[Tapatio]

Are there tags on this forum?

[Tapatio]

Am I gay if. . .

[Tapatio]

Really, mostly it's vagina. I don't really even like anal.

[Tapatio]

If you're pretty, I'll definitely let you put it in my mouth, though.

[Tapatio]

I can't refuse an attractive woman.

It's because I'm a gentleman and a bit of a slut.

[Tapatio]

I prefer lean girls. Long legs. Tight bodies. Small breasts.

[Tapatio]

I'd really love a woman to watch me with my ex.

[Tapatio]

I approached her about this, but she said no. I think it's because she loves me too much.

Seriously would love a chick to watch, maybe guide me- nothing nasty/humiliating though. Nothing wrong with it of that's your thing, just not for me.

[Tapatio]

Oh, yeah. Mid 30s, fit, etc.

[robertlouis]

Well hello there.

[Tapatio]

Hello to you as well, sir.

I believe I mentioned I've browsed this board?

You seem a decent sort.

[Angeleno]

Hello and welcome!

[danthepoetman]

So, Tapatio, to summarize your preferences...?
Weird Science (2/12) Movie CLIP - Making a Girl (1985) HD - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8dldLG_ZhI)
And Gary Created Woman Scene - Weird Science Movie (1985) - HD - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7S0SDQbxA)

:)
Welcome to the site!

[gilly1112]

lol ban this troll.

[dderek123]

Awesome thread. Welcome to HA.

[Tapatio]

lol ban this troll.

Gilly, did you jump to conclusions?

Gilly- Sorry - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFT__1ibw4A)

[Tapatio]

Welcome to the site!

Thanks- you're nice to everybody, though.

Don't ever change.

[Tapatio]

Awesome thread. Welcome to HA.

Thank you. I hope to add value.

[cd foot lover]

hello and welcum ;-)

[Tapatio]

Hello and welcome!

Thanks! Having fun so far.

I bet we probably end up in some of the same, um, locations.

[fred41]

Sounds like you have a sense of humor...you'll do well here then...welcome!

[Tapatio]

Sounds like you have a sense of humor...you'll do well here then...welcome!

Thank you, sir.

NY? I miss the food. NY has the best food of any place I've lived.

[Tapatio]

hello and welcum ;-)

Thank you.

[darkrose2000]

Welcome around :)

[Tapatio]

Welcome around :)

Thanks- I appreciate it.

Getting to know the neighbors, you know?

[Rolando]

I have a bottle of "TAPATIO" in the kitchen.

[Tapatio]

I have a bottle of "TAPATIO" in the kitchen.

Put it on everything. That's what I try to do.