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GroobySteven
10-07-2013, 08:08 PM
Coming to a good beer stockist near you, the first of our brews.

Coming soon;

"Big Pumper" Red Ale.
"Thai PA" - IPA with ginger.
"Black Thick Creamy" - Stout.
dderek123
10-07-2013, 08:13 PM
I'll buy two cases of this stuff once it hits the shelf.

I'm wondering if Grooby beer is supposed to be sipped like a fine wine or chugged down in one go like a Colt 45. Which would you recommend?
GroobySteven
10-07-2013, 08:14 PM
I'll buy two cases of this stuff once it hits the shelf.

I'm wondering if Grooby beer is supposed to be sipped like a fine wine or chugged down in one go like a Colt 45. Which would you recommend?


Or taken like an enema?
EvaCassini
10-07-2013, 08:15 PM
is this for real? cuz if it is, it will be my beer forever and will promote it 24/7 by drinking it on cam! ;)
tsmirandameadows
10-07-2013, 08:16 PM
is this for real? cuz if it is, it will be my beer forever and will promote it 24/7 by drinking it on cam! ;)

I was wondering the same thing but too embarrassed to ask. If Grooby is branching out into brewing this is fucking awesome! :D
dderek123
10-07-2013, 08:17 PM
Or taken like an enema?

Well that's one way of getting drunk. Drinking alone will be more awkward than normal now.
GroobyKrissy
10-07-2013, 08:37 PM
Ummm... why is it only a 4-pack?
bluesoul
10-07-2013, 08:43 PM
as a professional beer drinker i would say i heartily endorse and approve the idea of this product. however, to approve the product itself, i'd have to get it acquainted with my palette.

btw: on the carton, it says it was "the most popular black ipa on beeradvocate.com" is that for real? i checked their website and saw it was the founders black ipa (from michigan)
mrtrebus
10-07-2013, 08:49 PM
What is the big surprise?!? It DOESN'T taste fuckawful?!?
bigkid69
10-07-2013, 08:52 PM
Hmmm, looks suspicious.


http://www.sandiegobeerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/click.jpg
bluesoul
10-07-2013, 09:02 PM
k- looks like the grooby ipa was either a joke or ripoff the stone ipa since that one did score a 94% @ beeradvocate (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/147/38470)


What is the big surprise?!? It DOESN'T taste fuckawful?!?

i think the surprise is that they get trannies to sit on the barrels to give the beer that extra tang- like you can see the bottle. each 4 pack has been guaranteed to be sat on by a transsexual with a raging hard-on