Dr.Pumper - Yikes

[GroobySteven]

http://www.drpumperservices.com/

Seriously? Isn't this illegal?

"*Disclaimer: Dr. Pumper is a Registered trademark only, In no way is Dr. pumper a board certified doctor or plastic surgeon. All procedures are done at patients own risk."

" Payment Options


Medical services are provided and billed by PayPal " !!!!!


According to my sources, three of the girls on the slideshow are deceased?

Which idiot would use this?

[TempestTS]

http://www.drpumperservices.com/

Seriously? Isn't this illegal?

"*Disclaimer: Dr. Pumper is a Registered trademark only, In no way is Dr. pumper a board certified doctor or plastic surgeon. All procedures are done at patients own risk."

" Payment Options


Medical services are provided and billed by PayPal " !!!!!


According to my sources, three of the girls on the slideshow are deceased?

Which idiot would use this?

I think when you used the word "Idiot" you summed it all up right there.

I never understood why anyone would go to a "Back Room" doctor - in what universe would this even be a good idea... oh wait at least they graduated from High School - that must make everything ok.


"2008-Graduated from local High School and received Diploma with notable credentials. Participated in extra curricular activities."


Just when I begin to think there is hope for the human race along comes someone to prove that there is a good chunk of humanity that still falls into the "Dumber than dirt" category on the food chain. Im just glad all of us didnt turn out that way or we would probably be still working on discovering fire and the wheel would be a far off dream.

[GroobySteven]

"Participated in extra curricular activities" ... [add to the list below]

Eating dirt.
Free blowjobs.
Picking winnits.

[Ben in LA]

Why did Brian Pumper pop into my head?

And what ignoramus would use said services?

[Bobzz]

Well Dr. Pumper is, in fact, a registered trademark ... but not for this asshat. The irony is inescapable

Word Mark DR. PUMPER
Goods and Services IC 037. US 100 103 106. G & S: septic tank pumping and cleaning; septic system installation and repair. FIRST USE: 19941001. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19941001
Standard Characters Claimed
Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK
Registration Number 3434807

Owner (REGISTRANT) Dr. Pumper Septic Services, LLC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY NORTH CAROLINA P.O. Box 461 Grimesland NORTH CAROLINA 27837

[GroobySteven]

Win for BobZZ

[bluesoul]

i googled dr pumper's phone number and found a link on a detroit "male escort services" where a male escort with "10inches of caramel pleasure" is advertised. not sure if they're related, but they're using the same number. perhaps this explains why he's available 24/7 ;)


http://images.boyscort.com/cities/166/large/10771562-1.jpg

http://boyscort.com/detroit-escorts/424-239-9538/?pid=10771562

[NightmareX0666]

WHOIS information for drpumperservices.com:***

Domain ID:
Domain Name: drpumperservices.com
Created On: 30-Dec-2012 00:00:00
Expiration Date: 30-Dec-2013 00:00:00

Registrant ID: Unknown
Registrant Name: Dior, Christian

Registrant City: Atlanta
Registrant State/Province: GA
Registrant Postal Code: 30342

Admin Name: Dior Christian
Admin Organization: Unknown

Admin City: Atlanta
Admin State: GA
Admin Postal Code: 30342
Admin Country: US
Admin Phone: 4242399538

Admin Email: daquelion@gmail.com

Jeez this guy is a busy guy, the phone number linked includes this website -
http://boyscort.com/detroit-escorts/424-239-9538/?pid=10771562

I did take out the address used for the registration however according to the Fulton County records:
7 bedrooms/11 baths
16,000 square feet
sitting on 1.45 acres of land.

Honestly, this looks legit! Why wouldn't anyone go to this remarkable business man who travels from GA to CA to MI, not just to help people look better, but to help those lonely old guys on those cold Detroit nights. Just goes to show how wonderful America is...<sorry had to wipe a tear>

[LilyRox]

Hey extra curricular activities in high school means a lot when you're a chop doc. That's some serious qualifications. You can also pay by Paypal LOL.

[LilyRox]

Well Dr. Pumper is, in fact, a registered trademark ... but not for this asshat. The irony is inescapable

Word Mark DR. PUMPER
Goods and Services IC 037. US 100 103 106. G & S: septic tank pumping and cleaning; septic system installation and repair. FIRST USE: 19941001. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19941001
Standard Characters Claimed
Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK
Registration Number 3434807

Owner (REGISTRANT) Dr. Pumper Septic Services, LLC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY NORTH CAROLINA P.O. Box 461 Grimesland NORTH CAROLINA 27837


Reminds me of this lol:

Seinfeld - Assman - Dr. Cosmo Kramer, Proctology - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2X_XNdmWws)