Stupid gays

[DeathFox]

I was in a chatroom and looking for a shemale.
Then these two gays claimed they were. And I told them that shemales =/= gays yet they were so stupid and insisted and insisted. They pointed out that gays = shemales coz they have a cock and like men. Damn, thats so stupid, its just like saying all people who have small eyes are automatically chinese

[Friedrich_Nietzsche]

The sky has stars

A general has stars (on the uniform)

Therefore, the sky is a general

:jerkoff

[ezed]

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles! , "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this
side either."

[plainBob]

Ezed... your going to hell for that one. >8)

[plainBob]

But it reminds me of my fav.

" Jesus walks into a inn. Hands the innkeeper three nails and asks "Can you put me up for the night?" "

[ezed]

Well plain bob, that may be true, but I will be greeted by fifty experienced sexy gg's & tgirls as opposed to virgins. And that's fine by me. So I offer you this...


A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at
work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy
is in there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover
are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold"

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves,
let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The boy says, "$500"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that ... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going To
take you to church and make you confess your greed."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in MY closet
now."