Not a lot of people know that...

[Prospero]

Not a lot of people know that the penis of a camel faces backwards

[robertlouis]

Not a lot of people know that the penis of a camel faces backwards



Yawn.

[Prospero]

That's not a fact its an opinion

[Jericho]

Not a lot of people know that the penis of a camel faces backwards


No wonder they've got the hump!
I'll get me coat! :shrug

[robertlouis]

That's not a fact its an opinion

Fuckin' 'ell.

Pedant.

[Prospero]

I was once called a pedant for pointing out to a writer that the Colossus of Rhodes was not in Crete as he had written

If i was a pedant he was a cretin.

[robertlouis]

I was once called a pedant for pointing out to a writer that the Colossus of Rhodes was not in Crete as he had written

If i was a pedant he was a cretin.


I see what you did there.

Just call me Which Tyler.

[maddygirl]

My ass smells of roses.

[Jericho]

Who's on first?

[robertlouis]

My ass smells of roses.

Are there any thorns up there, Maddy?

You can't be too careful. :wiggle:

[Prospero]

Red or white roses or yellow roses Maddy?

[Prospero]

Which tyler do you wat to be RL? Bonnie Tyler i reckon since you are both singers

[maddygirl]

Are there any thorns up there, Maddy?

You can't be too careful. :wiggle:
Lmao, not that I know of!

[maddygirl]

Red or white roses or yellow roses Maddy?
Red, can't beat red. Mmm.

[robertlouis]

Which tyler do you wat to be RL? Bonnie Tyler i reckon since you are both singers

She's Welsh and she did Eurovision.

No thanks.

[Jericho]

She's Welsh and she did Eurovision.


Could have been worse...She could have won! :hide-1:

[Prospero]

So far we've had one fact and a lot of waffle. C'mon. Shape up shapeshifters.

Here's another... celtic bards traditionally started their oral recitations with the cry Hwat

[Kevin Dong]

I am actually Caucasian European and not Asian as my name suggests

[Prospero]

Dong is an interesting name... for in Europe it has slightly risque connotations... but perhaps you already knew that... or chose it for that reason

[ed_jaxon]

I clicked on this link thinking I would get some interesting but totally useless factoids but instead I get Monty Python.

[Prospero]

It's a little known fact that... none of the stupid remarks posted here constitute facts to all.... bar two 0r three if Ed's expectations count as a fact.

[Jericho]

instead I get Monty Python.

And now for something completely different...

The automatic popup bread toaster was patented before the bread slicing machine.

[Prospero]

if you drop a piece of toast on the floor it almost always lands butter side down. Scientists have spent much time researching the reason for this.

[ed_jaxon]

Fact: The amateur sissy stuff thread is the most popular thread on HA with over 10 million views.

Fact: Butterflies taste with their feet.

[Prospero]

Fact. it is a myth that the Eskimo have 50 different words for snow

[VictoriaVeil]

FACT: Aliens Really did make the pyramids..

http://www.sinisterspace.com/file/pic/gallery/24385.jpg

FACT: Leonardo DaVinci made a machine that terns led into Gold.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9lSwJ-jeXxQ/TSIDCaTxnNI/AAAAAAAABhU/-0o7L8MlkRQ/s400/light+process+hudson+hawk+machine.png

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9lSwJ-jeXxQ/TSIBpwy7lmI/AAAAAAAABhQ/9luTyVEhTgk/s400/gold+bar+from+machine+hudson+hawk.png

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9lSwJ-jeXxQ/TSIEA4aymDI/AAAAAAAABhY/yFhwNW12sYU/s1600/startetradavinci.jpg

:ignore:

[RyderMonroe]

i was surprised to learn this.

[Hannibal Lecter]

The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a second.

[Prospero]

In the event of a major thermonuclear war scientists say the life forms best equipped for survival are grass and cockroaches ( so I plan to be re-incarnated as a lawn)

[Jericho]

Fact. it is a myth that the Eskimo have 50 different words for snow

Well how many do they have?
Inquiring minds want to know!

[Jericho]

Standard golf balls have 336 dimples.

[Ben in LA]

You can't touch your elbow with your nose...yet some folks can auto-fellatio themselves.

[dderek123]

During rutting season a male giraffe will approach a female giraffe and headbutt her in the bladder. He'll continue doing this until she urinates. He'll then kneel down and drink her piss and carefully taste it. If he determines that she is ovulating he'll then fuck her.

Nature is so romantic eh?

[MacShreach]

Not a lot of people know that the penis of a camel faces backwards
Yes but what about the two cunts on it...(groan)

[Fu Manchu]

There is no such bird as a 'Sea Gull'

Colloquial innit

[darkrose2000]

Some people say the pigs have 30 minutes long orgasms...

[MDinMD]

Both Hitler and Stalin were nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

[bluesoul]

During rutting season a male giraffe will approach a female giraffe and headbutt her in the bladder. He'll continue doing this until she urinates. He'll then kneel down and drink her piss and carefully taste it. If he determines that she is ovulating he'll then fuck her.

Nature is so romantic eh?

i kinda do something similar (without the headbutting or the piss tasting)

http://i.imgur.com/DrOxLI7.gif

[danthepoetman]

Contrary to popular belief, men have the proportionally biggest penis of all hominids, which is almost as unbelievable as the fact that he also has the biggest brain, considering history.

The most lustful of all hominids is probably the orang-outang, and not the human, as orang-outangs spends regularly up to an hour making love...

WE HAVE NOT BEEN VISITED BY ETzz...

We brush our teeth an average 1500 hours in our life, which means two entire months day and night, 24/7...

I drink Scotch Whisky much more often then that...

Alexandre Dumas had many if not most his novels (Dumas, The 3 Musqueteers, The Count of Monte-Christo, etc.) wrote by a jobber at his service.

Bacterias and insects dominate the world and not us...

Overpopulation is a local problem, not global.

There was no concept of adolescence before the late XVIIIth century; kids went from being socially kids to being adults, more or less.

The way we are conscious of ourselves has a history, as does any idea in culture, including of course, religious ideas.

A bit better known by people generally, but not by everyone, the earth is not solid; it's a thin crust floating on gigantic ocean of magma. Surface oceans of water are in fact a couple of puddles...

Jim Fixx, the guy who popularized jogging as a way to keep healthy died of a heart attack in 1984. He was 52...

[youngblood61]

Interesting stuff.

[Odelay]

Many of the major cities in the Eastern half of the United States have bigger average annual rainfalls than Seattle - which has the reputation of being a "rainy" city.

[robertlouis]

In the event of a major thermonuclear war scientists say the life forms best equipped for survival are grass and cockroaches ( so I plan to be re-incarnated as a lawn)



What about Keef?

[francisfkudrow]

And now for something completely different...

The automatic popup bread toaster was patented before the bread slicing machine.

Similarly, the can was invented about 80 years before the can opener. Can you imagine the difficulty of opening a can in the early years?

[Prospero]

The defeated roman emperor Valerian spent his final days as a mounting block for the king of Persia.

[danthepoetman]

Caligula made a senator out of his favourite horse...

You can drink the same beverage as the gods: simply look for the mention "Single Malt Scotch Whisky" on labels...

[Ananke]

. Contrary to popular belief, men have the proportionally biggest penis of all hominids, which is almost as unbelievable as the fact that he also has the biggest brain, considering history.

Is that maybe because our brain's main preoccupation is....:fuckin:

[dderek123]

Caligula made a senator out of his favourite horse...

You can drink the same beverage as the gods: simply look for the mention "Single Malt Scotch Whisky" on labels...


I hear a lot of good things about whiskey too. I should try some of that stuff. :dancing:

[Prospero]

Can we stop the spread of posts about Whisky, whiskey etc etc etc throughout this forum!!!! for christ's sake

[Rockit_]

you have taste buds on your balls.

[danthepoetman]

Can we stop the spread of posts about Whisky, whiskey etc etc etc throughout this forum!!!! for christ's sake
It was a unknown truth, Prospero...
What? I'm not contaminating everybody? :whistle:

[danthepoetman]

I hear a lot of good things about whiskey too. I should try some of that stuff. :dancing:
:smh


you have taste buds on your balls.
I haven't tried yet, but I intend to dip my scrotum in some good old malt, eventually... :banana:

[Prospero]

George Sand was a woman and was Chopin's lover

[VictoriaVeil]

Joan of Arc would technically be considered a crossdresser....

[danthepoetman]

Apollo missions really went to the moon...

It takes weeks and weeks to destroy a good apartement building for specialized workers. You have to take the walls down on the inside and install explosive charges on the retaining pilars. For a skyscraper, it takes months of work. Months! Now imagine the work it would have taken to destroy from the inside the World Trade Center. So here it goes: the World Trade Center was really destroyed by terrorists crashing air line jets on it...

Emperor Nero had one of his servants castrated to make a wife out of him.

Emperor Helagabal loved to crossdress and be taken like a woman; he had a lover which he considered his husband -we can very easily imagine that Helagabal was a transsexual woman.

(Whisky comes from the distillation of malt beer) -I put this one between brackets, Prospero, so it's like it's not really there... ;)

Very few of the great philosophers in the tradition were atheists. Less than you can count on the fingers of one hand.

Up to 100 000 persons die of hungerness or misery every day on earth. In fact, among the people who are born on this planet, much more die than those who lives. Simple calculation: That's 3 millions death a month (just of malnutrition and misery) and 36 millions a year; 360 millions over a decade...

[Jericho]

Joan of Arc would technically be considered a crossdresser....

I don't blame her...I'd be cross if they set fire to me!:whistle:

[Odelay]

I don't blame her...I'd be cross if they set fire to me!:whistle:
She must have forgotten to wear her asbestos dress for the execution.

[serial138]

Jim Fixx, the guy who popularized jogging as a way to keep healthy died of a heart attack in 1984. He was 52...

If memory serves, he also died......while jogging!

[VictoriaVeil]

She must have forgotten to wear her asbestos dress for the execution.


I don't blame her...I'd be cross if they set fire to me!:whistle:

She only wore what God told her too... I guess that means Transgenderism is ok By the G O D. :hide-1:

[danthepoetman]

If memory serves, he also died......while jogging!
:dead-1:
You're absolutely right; how could I forget to mention it! LOL

[Rabbiteyes]

Did you know you are a couple grams lighter at night from the gravitational pull of the moon?

Also, you are actually half of a percent lighter at the equator because of the outward force placed on you from traveling more quickly from the rotation of the earth.

[Idt20082008"]

- having sex when feverish can reduce the fever due to the sweat produced. Two pump chumps excluded

- Chewing gum when peeling onions will prevent you from crying

- German Shepards bite humans more than any other breed

- and one tablespoon of sperm has 20 calories and the same amount of protein as an egg. So if you miss breakfast, suck a dick!

[Prospero]

After humans what breed do they bite most?

[Rabbiteyes]

- and one tablespoon of sperm has 20 calories and the same amount of protein as an egg. So if you miss breakfast, suck a dick!

What if I was going to have an omelet for breakfast? :<

[Ben in LA]

It's best to bust a nut while one has a full bladder...the ejaculation is WAY more intense...

[Cedricbi01]

The square root of 69 is approx eight (ate) something ! lol!

[Idt20082008"]

What if I was going to have an omelet for breakfast? :<

Lol a three egg omelette? Hmmmm have to go for volume - either dicks or cummer! Juliette Stray would be perfect, that's at least a three egg omelette:-)

[Idt20082008"]

After humans what breed do they bite most?

Troll, then Goblin, Fairy, Pixie

[robertlouis]

Cooking kippers (smoked herring) in tea is the one sure way to avoid them repeating on you all day.





Makes the tea taste like shite though.