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Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 01:44 AM
Didn't like it one bit either. That's what I get for seeing someone new. All I wanted was a massage and a blow job. Not sure if I got my shit pushed in but she definitely nudged a nugget. Sitting here still processing the event. Not good for me psychologically.

Wide World of Sports Intro 1978 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2AZH4FeGsc)

Erika1487
06-15-2013, 01:59 AM
Damn that sucks, did you at least get a proper blow job?? :confused:

SuzySnappz
06-15-2013, 02:00 AM
Took me a minute to figure out you meant digitally as in fingers, not bit and bytes.

Sounds rather traumatic for you. I hope you can learn to trust again.

fred41
06-15-2013, 02:06 AM
Rub and tugs often come with a finger up the ass ...thought you knew that.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 02:07 AM
Damn that sucks, did you at least get a proper blow job?? :confused:

I most certainly did. Wasn't taking that abuse without sending something foul back upstream.


Took me a minute to figure out you meant digitally as in fingers, not bit and bytes.

Sounds rather traumatic for you. I hope you can learn to trust again.

If she had something other than a finger to use I'd be reporting a homicide... homocide err something. Next time I call Suzy Snappz. She's a nice lady and a perfect lady too.

Jericho
06-15-2013, 02:12 AM
What can ya say! :shrug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFIDVMYx34o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyYtAUJSneQ)

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 02:14 AM
Rub and tugs often come with a finger up the ass ...thought you knew that.

That's what I get for impulse shopping. My truck has a mind of it's own and gets distracted by neon lights then easily lured into parking lots. Back to The Philippines Ladies in K-Town by appointment only. If they inserted a finger in my rear it would only be to take my temperature.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 02:15 AM
What can ya say! :shrug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFIDVMYx34o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyYtAUJSneQ)


My self-esteem is very healthy. That was funny shit.

danthepoetman
06-15-2013, 02:15 AM
Maybe she saw your aura, Dino! Like the old Mick says, "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, that you get what you need"...
In any case, if it was someone like her...
http://chinaexpat.com/wp-content/uploads/u659/weights.jpg
...I am filled with compassion. But if it was someone like her...
http://therealsingapore.com/sites/default/files/field/image/Woman-wearing-a-Chinese-cheongsam-temptation_0.jpg
...I can't imagine you didn't get what you deserve... :)

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 02:25 AM
Maybe she saw your aura, Dino! Like the old Mick says, "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, that you get what you need"...
In any case, if it was someone like her...
http://chinaexpat.com/wp-content/uploads/u659/weights.jpg
...I am filled with compassion. But if it was someone like her...
http://therealsingapore.com/sites/default/files/field/image/Woman-wearing-a-Chinese-cheongsam-temptation_0.jpg
...I can't imagine you didn't get what you deserve... :)

Was hoping Time Was On My Side but looking at the clock I still had to endure 27 more minutes of finger banging. She won't like the tip at all as all I hand her is a bar of soap. Where's Sister Morphine when I need her for my Emotional Rescue from my 19th Nervous Breakdown? That Bitch She's So Cold only having Sympathy For The Devil.

Get Off My Cloud as you'll never be Under My Thumb for at least three weeks now, Lily with one l and a y.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 02:27 AM
Wonder if Prospero quarantines this to The Review Section.

danthepoetman
06-15-2013, 02:42 AM
was hoping time was on my side but looking at the clock i still had to endure 27 more minutes of finger banging. She won't like the tip at all as all i hand her is a bar of soap. Where's sister morphine when i need her for my emotional rescue from my 19th nervous breakdown? That bitch she's so cold only having sympathy for the devil.

get off my cloud as you'll never be under my thumb for at least three weeks now, lily with one l and a y.
rotfl!

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 02:46 AM
Maybe four weeks as she did actually use the thumb.

fred41
06-15-2013, 02:49 AM
That's what I get for impulse shopping. My truck has a mind of it's own and gets distracted by neon lights then easily lured into parking lots. Back to The Philippines Ladies in K-Town by appointment only. If they inserted a finger in my rear it would only be to take my temperature.

LOL
The first time that happened to me, I went to a familiar rub and tug where I knew the massage part was almost always at least "pretty good".
The particular time in question,I got on the table face down - as usual. The massage, even at the start, felt like - at least "almost"- professional. I peeked up when I had a chance...and noticed to my dismay, that the masseuse was quite homely...even more so than usual.
But the massage was so goddamn good that it was easy to escape into the fantasy in my head world....especially with the fountain and the New Age music.
When it got to the point before the - "Please turn over"...she was feathering my ass lightly (which is normal)...but then started to ever so softly get further and further between the cheeks to the hot core of the sun.
When she first started putting her finger in a slightly I jumped at bit but settled down- from "Hey, what....?"...to..""uhmmm, I don't think..."....to..."okay...interesting.."...to..."wow"...
...when I turned over and she combined it with the HJ I was hooked.
I love that ugly woman.
She really knew what she was doing.
I hope she is doing well.

maybe now it'll get quarantined...lol

BTW...a good masseuse will know by your body reaction if you don'tlike something.
At the very least you could have said something...no? :)

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 02:53 AM
BTW...a good masseuse will know by your body reaction if you don'tlike something.

She found out from my body odor as I pinched one in the salon after. Would have kept the turtle's head in the shell if she didn't wake it up.

ed_jaxon
06-15-2013, 02:56 AM
For me.....

This is one of the greatest threads ever.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 03:00 AM
For me.....

This is one of the greatest threads ever.

I don't mind showing my ass as long as nobody tries to shove something in there.

fred41
06-15-2013, 03:03 AM
She found out from my body odor as I pinched one in the salon after. Would have kept the turtle's head in the shell if she didn't wake it up.

LOL

...you know I meant DURING the massage.

BTW...did you get the new Black Sabbath album yet? I thought it would suck (Ozzy lost the power in his vocals along time ago),but it got great reviews...and when I listened to the "leaks" ..I was very pleasantly surprised (just as I was when I got the finger up my ass)..it was really good.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 03:06 AM
LOL

...you know I meant DURING the massage.

BTW...did you get the new Black Sabbath album yet? I thought it would suck (Ozzy lost the power in his vocals along time ago),but it got great reviews...and when I listened to the "leaks" ..I was very pleasantly surprised (just as I was when I got the finger up my ass)..it was really good.

The new Sabbath album is really good. I was dreading Ozzy's return but so glad I was wrong.

Rick Rubin with Ozzy is like a remake of The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari.

http://ad009cdnb.archdaily.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/1354382915-bfi-00o-0jb-the-cabinet-of-dr-caligari.jpg
"Sing Ozzy. I know you can do it."

Black Sabbath-Zeitgeist(with lyrics) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJzgFI_RMuI)

GroobyKrissy
06-15-2013, 03:10 AM
Well, duh.

Everyone knows that Chinks give the worst massages. Turn Japanese. Or have a Korean do it if you really want it done right.

fred41
06-15-2013, 03:11 AM
The new Sabbath album is really good. I was dreading Ozzy's return but so glad I was wrong.

Rick Rubin with Ozzy is like a remake of The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari.

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Yeah,...I get that.
good luck (or better luck) on your next Asian massage my friend!

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 03:15 AM
Well, duh.

Everyone knows that Chinks give the worst massages. Turn Japanese. Or have a Korean do it if you really want it done right.

The Korean full-service houses all got shut down. I miss the crap outta those places. Ginja Massage on Wilshire/26th was The Happiest Place On Earth. I still rub one out in front of the costume store which is there now and their fleeing customers.

fred41
06-15-2013, 03:16 AM
Well, duh.

Everyone knows that Chinks give the worst massages. Turn Japanese. Or have a Korean do it if you really want it done right.

Pretty sure the homely chick was Korean...you are correct young lady...Don Pardo, tell her what she won today!!!

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 03:16 AM
Yeah,...I get that.
good luck (or better luck) on your next Asian massage my friend!

Better... Worse... I'll settle for different and take my chances after today.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 03:19 AM
Pretty sure the homely chick was Korean...you are correct young lady...Don Pardo, tell her what she won today!!!

Hopefully not a brand new car.

ed_jaxon
06-15-2013, 03:35 AM
Us AMP connoisseurs must stick together.

GroobyKrissy
06-15-2013, 03:36 AM
Us AMP connoisseurs must stick together.

Asian Massage Parlor ?

ed_jaxon
06-15-2013, 03:41 AM
Yup.....

GroobyKrissy
06-15-2013, 03:44 AM
Yup.....

Thought maybe you had some kinky electrical toy stories to share.

ed_jaxon
06-15-2013, 03:47 AM
Man I wish.

We did use one of those electric fly swatters on some dudes balls during one of our parties, I still cringe at that.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 03:49 AM
Man I wish.

We did use one of those electric fly swatters on some dudes balls during one of our parties, I still cringe at that.

Him?

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/Ouch.gif

GroobyKrissy
06-15-2013, 03:52 AM
Him?

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/Ouch.gif

OMG. I want to un-see that.

I had a guy once who wanted to be kicked in the balls all the time. Squeezed, hit... I drew the line with the standing on. I don't like squishy things on my heels.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 03:54 AM
OMG. I want to un-see that.

I could find something worse to make you forget about that.

GroobyKrissy
06-15-2013, 03:59 AM
No No. I know you could.

I would rather you just post a close-up pic of your fun hole.

fred41
06-15-2013, 04:02 AM
I could find something worse to make you forget about that.

lol...C'mon...please no ecalfay laypay....or iarrheaday.

Just good, clean, wholesome family stuff.
Like shooting your load in a dingy curtained off area in a room that smells faintly of garlic and cabbage.

ed_jaxon
06-15-2013, 04:05 AM
No No. I know you could.

I would rather you just post a close-up pic of your fun hole.

This thread has taken an ominous turn, please don't Dino.

GroobyKrissy
06-15-2013, 04:05 AM
lol...C'mon...please no ecalfay laypay....or iarrheaday.

Just good, clean, wholesome family stuff.
Like shooting your load in a dingy curtained off area in a room that smells faintly of garlic and cabbage.

What is wrong with that? That sounds like a nice date to me.

fred41
06-15-2013, 04:10 AM
What is wrong with that? That sounds like a nice date to me.

It is!...
no guilt...no remorse...just the weird, squishy feel of massage oil between your ass cheeks and your groin while you drive home whistling a happy tune.
..maybe sucking on a hard candy from the complimentary dish at the front door.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 04:14 AM
I would rather you just post a close-up pic of your fun hole.

http://www.laurusmedical.ro/images/hemoroizi_31.jpg

fred41
06-15-2013, 04:17 AM
well we tried folks....but deep down inside...we all knew that line was eventually going to be crossed ..right?

GroobyKrissy
06-15-2013, 04:19 AM
well we tried folks....but deep down inside...we all knew that line was eventually going to be crossed ..right?

I... am... so... sorry.

I was hoping for something funny. DIIIIIINNNOOOOO.... :hide-1:

I think this thread needs moderation. Bad. At once. Now. Prospero? Seanchai? Knock knock? Anybody home? Immediately.

danthepoetman
06-15-2013, 04:21 AM
http://www.laurusmedical.ro/images/hemoroizi_31.jpg
:hide-1: One of the most horrific thing I have seen in a while. I just might want to go now and watch a bloody slasher, to relax... The feeling you have in front of such a nasty orifice is pretty much...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KDx6a0GZDJ4/SWzmYqGGcaI/AAAAAAAAACU/0htuXJX2kr4/S660/base_jump.jpg

GroobyKrissy
06-15-2013, 04:21 AM
:hide-1: One of the most horrific thing i have seen in a while. I just might want to go now and watch a bloody slasher, to relax... The feeling you have in front of such a nasty orifice is pretty much...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kdx6a0gzdj4/swzmyqggcai/aaaaaaaaacu/0htuxjx2kr4/s660/base_jump.jpg

omg stop quoting we had a nice, new page. I had just made a note to skip Page 4 in this thread.

Thanks a lot.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 04:22 AM
http://konaskorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tumblr_mb6njlQX411qftwhy.jpg

fred41
06-15-2013, 04:25 AM
I... am... so... sorry.

I was hoping for something funny. DIIIIIINNNOOOOO.... :hide-1:

I think this thread needs moderation. Bad. At once. Now. Prospero? Seanchai? Knock knock? Anybody home? Immediately.


omg stop quoting we had a nice, new page. I had just made a note to skip Page 4 in this thread.

Thanks a lot.

LMAO...funny stuff.

the genie is out of the bottle.

GroobyKrissy
06-15-2013, 04:26 AM
My eyes got digitally raped 11 minutes ago.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 04:27 AM
My eyes got digitally raped 11 minutes ago.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/niccagesnlandysamberg.gif

fred41
06-15-2013, 04:28 AM
My eyes got digitally raped 11 minutes ago.

I know what you mean...
I'm like - naked, shivering....quietly sobbing under a horse blanket .









...Metaphorically.

GroobyKrissy
06-15-2013, 04:53 AM
I know what you mean...
I'm like - naked, shivering....quietly sobbing under a horse blanket .









...Metaphorically.

What does one do with a horse in the middle of Queens? This calls for a whole other round of Dino pictures. Actually, probably not. I think there are rules about that sort of stuff on here.

fred41
06-15-2013, 05:03 AM
What does one do with a horse in the middle of Queens? This calls for a whole other round of Dino pictures. Actually, probably not. I think there are rules about that sort of stuff on here.

Nothing...it was metaphoric.
If I had said ..."under a polar fleece sofa throw"....it wouldn't have had the same visual impact...lol.


Shhh..I think Dino's sleeping.

ed_jaxon
06-15-2013, 05:10 AM
I told you stupid muthafuckas

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 05:56 AM
I sorry, Ed Jaxon. I have Impulse Control Issues as bad as my Yellow Fever. Krissy has always been a little Temptress. Perhaps put something else up to forget about the hemorrhaging hemorrhoidal funhole pic?

Amy Gray
06-15-2013, 06:04 AM
All I have to say about this thread: Fucking Asians! :mad:

danthepoetman
06-15-2013, 06:07 AM
I sorry, Ed Jaxon. I have Impulse Control Issues as bad as my Yellow Fever. Krissy has always been a little Temptress. Perhaps put something else up to forget about the hemorrhaging hemorrhoidal funhole pic?
I'm sure they must have lost several rescue teams in there. This guy's asshole is like a vortex on which you could write metaphysical essays: it sucks Being to Nothingness all around...

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 06:12 AM
I'm sure they must have lost several rescue teams in there. This guy's asshole is like a vortex on which you could write metaphysical essays: it sucks Being to Nothingness all around...

It looks like a Pepperoni Pizza with too much sauce and not enough cheese.

http://www.elgranchef.com/sites/www.elgranchef.com/files/imagecache/primera/salsa%20de%20tomate%20para%20pizza.jpg

danthepoetman
06-15-2013, 06:16 AM
It looks like a Pepperoni Pizza with too much sauce and not enough cheese.
Yeah! And what about this brownish, seemingly viscous substance coming out of it??
Wuuuhh!

Amy Gray
06-15-2013, 06:20 AM
Yeah! And what about this brownish, seemingly viscous substance coming out of it??
Wuuuhh!

I hope you and Dino are happy, I'm crying now! Knowing you two pervs you'd probably get off to it! :mad:

danthepoetman
06-15-2013, 06:23 AM
I hope you and Dino are happy, I'm crying now! Knowing you two pervs you'd probably get off to it! :mad:
Oh! sorry, lovely Amy; the last thing I would want is to make you cry. But indeed, the spectacle is NOT for tender eyes...
http://www.coffeecoffeeandmorecoffee.com/archives/earth%20dies%20screaming%203.jpg
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/216/a/2/Screaming_Horror_by_RavengerX.png
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qi_I-ErgIyc/TqPL4DXGUoI/AAAAAAAABWQ/8Jgje3OiOOM/s1600/screaming.jpg

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 06:35 AM
I hope you and Dino are happy, I'm crying now! Knowing you two pervs you'd probably get off to it! :mad:

Tears are great lube. You know you'll find them on her if no other lube is around.

danthepoetman
06-15-2013, 06:54 AM
Tears are great lube. You know you'll find them on her if no other lube is around.
I'm sure her tears are as delicate as april's dew!
Here's some walking lubricant, and of course, a "man of god" has tried to stop it!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_F3TPByD_2rY/SMraO47Q0YI/AAAAAAAAA30/mU-QIjqtyUM/s320/sonofblob-d.jpg
http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/the-blob-eats-a-jock.jpg

Which version do you prefer, Dino? the Steve McQueen or the Kevin Dillon one?

ed_jaxon
06-15-2013, 12:54 PM
I was fortunate that my computer was running slow and l was able to avoid the pics on the previous few pages. Stevie Wonder cojld see that coming.

Prospero
06-15-2013, 01:18 PM
Dino old chap.... don't be such a wuss. A pretty Chinese lassies fingers up your fundament. I think you can get over it..... Knowing your predelictions, did you make her lick her fingers afterwards?

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 06:38 PM
Dino old chap.... don't be such a wuss. A pretty Chinese lassies fingers up your fundament. I think you can get over it..... Knowing your predelictions, did you make her lick her fingers afterwards?

How dare you! I was raped, my good man, and rape is a crime of violence! Your attempt at humor is not to be tolerated! Just because it was me being raped doesn't make it funny. A little sensitivity at my personal moment of despair would most certainly be appreciated. Egad!!!

betts
06-15-2013, 07:38 PM
Cool story, Bro

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 07:39 PM
Cool story, Bro

Thanks for coming...

fred41
06-15-2013, 07:52 PM
.... A little sensitivity at my personal moment of despair would most certainly be appreciated. Egad!!!

..Tissue?

GEICO Commercial - Does a former drill sergeant make a terrible therapist? - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWhr2xevNKY)

Jericho
06-15-2013, 08:07 PM
Just because it was me being raped doesn't make it funny.

I dunno, afterall, the kind of image it conjures up... :shrug

A bit like Leatherface getting ravaged by Tinkerbelle! :hide-1:

danthepoetman
06-15-2013, 08:09 PM
How dare you! I was raped, my good man, and rape is a crime of violence! Your attempt at humor is not to be tolerated! Just because it was me being raped doesn't make it funny. A little sensitivity at my personal moment of despair would most certainly be appreciated. Egad!!!
OK, Dino. But what were you wearing? Didn't you, by a sexually agressive attitude, provoked what happened? And could you face your agressor in a court of law?

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 08:25 PM
OK, Dino. But what were you wearing? Didn't you, by a sexually agressive attitude, provoked what happened? And could you face your agressor in a court of law?

I was laying on my belly in a prone and extremely vulnerable position without a stitch of clothing on. I plead not guilty and am willing to represent myself.

Anyone hear about the Korean James Bond lady? Better watch out for Kelly Soo Park.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57587630-504083/kelly-soo-park-acquitted-on-all-charges-in-2008-death-of-aspiring-model-juliana-redding/

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2012/news/121112/kelly-soo-park-6000.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GqMsiEDU2rE/UbC-WexNlVI/AAAAAAAAMBQ/KPSKvPEl4BA/s1600/charges.jpg

Prospero
06-15-2013, 08:28 PM
Aw gee Dino. I apologise.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 08:31 PM
Aw gee Dino. I apologise.

Let's shake hands then after I quit dabbing me bumhole. All will be forgiven.

Prospero
06-15-2013, 08:31 PM
Not bloody likely... but a long distance wave coming your way!

Amy Gray
06-15-2013, 08:33 PM
OK, Dino. But what were you wearing? Didn't you, by a sexually agressive attitude, provoked what happened? And could you face your agressor in a court of law?

The little tart was probably asking for it! Why would he be outside his house alone if he didn't want some strange Chinese lady to rape him? :confused:

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 08:33 PM
Not bloody likely... but a long distance wave coming your way!

I'll fan something back at 'ya. Cheers!http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/customprofilepics/profilepic3632_1.gif

fred41
06-15-2013, 08:35 PM
Aw gee Dino. I apologise.

"sorry" doesn't make the pain go away...

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 08:36 PM
The little tart was probably asking for it!

FFS! You folks act like I wear a sign on my back!

Amy Gray
06-15-2013, 08:42 PM
FFS! You folks act like I wear a sign on my back!

When I catch my next cute lil boy toy I'm going to get that tattooed on him as a tramp stamp!

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 08:47 PM
When I catch my next cute lil boy toy I'm going to get that tattooed on him as a tramp stamp!

I figured you being the cute little fuck toy.

Amy Gray
06-15-2013, 09:00 PM
I figured you being the cute little fuck toy.

Oh I am, I absolutely am but I give as good as I take. :fuckin:

fred41
06-15-2013, 09:02 PM
Let's not forget there's more than one traumatized victim here....

Amy Gray
06-15-2013, 09:05 PM
THREAD HIJACK!!!
http://zombieresearchsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Zombie-Fingers.jpg

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 09:07 PM
Oh I am, I absolutely am but I give as good as I take. :fuckin:

How many phone books are you standing on when Brutality At It's Most Brutal is on full display?

Amy Gray
06-15-2013, 09:15 PM
How many phone books are you standing on when Brutality At It's Most Brutal is on full display?

I'll have you know I carry around a folding footstool thank you very much!

The really sad thing is that actually WAS a problem recently. I literally couldn't make my cock reach the ass in the position I wanted to use because of the height difference. :(

I guess I'm like that little dog that's always humping people's legs. sniffles

Prospero
06-15-2013, 09:18 PM
Phew... the broads are tough in Washington. Are you with the NSA Amy?

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 09:20 PM
I'll have you know I carry around a folding footstool thank you very much!

The really sad thing is that actually WAS a problem recently. I literally couldn't make my cock reach the ass in the position I wanted to use because of the height difference. :(

I guess I'm like that little dog that's always humping people's legs. sniffles

That's precious. You need a man to reach the dishes on the top shelf and reach other places as well.

How cute is this?

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/MidgetGirlGettingFacial.gif

Amy Gray
06-15-2013, 09:25 PM
Phew... the broads are tough in Washington. Are you with the NSA Amy?

Of course, isn't everyone here? My secret agent name is Foxy Cock. I'm sent to penetrate the deep recesses of enemy territory! No assignment is too "hard" for me!

Prospero
06-15-2013, 09:26 PM
I'll work undercover with you... I'm MI6

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 09:28 PM
Of course, isn't everyone here? My secret agent name is Foxy Cock. I'm sent to penetrate the deep recesses of enemy territory! No assignment is too "hard" for me!

You ain't toppin' a bedbug nor anything else on that mattress. Don't forget to take your pill so you don't get pregnant.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 09:29 PM
I'll work undercover with you... I'm MI6

I hang alone with a M16.

Amy Gray
06-15-2013, 09:29 PM
That's precious. You need a man to reach the dishes on the top shelf and reach other places as well.

How cute is this?

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/MidgetGirlGettingFacial.gif

Hey dino, guess what? :fu:

Though... I might have to ask people to grab things for me sometimes... blushes

It's really bad at grocery stores because they yell at you if you try to climb the shelves.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 09:32 PM
Hey dino, guess what? :fu:

No thanks. Check the title thread???

Amy Gray
06-15-2013, 09:35 PM
No thanks. Check the title thread???

Pssssh, that's why I brought roofies.

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 09:37 PM
Pssssh, that's why I brought roofies.

Is there a special ladder for you to climb to the roof? Does every step of your ladder have secondary steps to get you to the primary steps?

Amy Gray
06-15-2013, 09:44 PM
Is there a special ladder for you to climb to the roof? Does every step of your ladder have secondary steps to get you to the primary steps?

I'm awesome! Wendy says I have the swagger of a cripple!

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 09:47 PM
I'm awesome! Wendy says I have the swagger of a cripple!

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danthepoetman
06-15-2013, 09:56 PM
I'm awesome! Wendy says I have the swagger of a cripple!
I'm sure it's because of what is being done to you. I would think you would have a strange swagger with me every morning, Amy... :fuckin:

danthepoetman
06-15-2013, 10:02 PM
The little tart was probably asking for it! Why would he be outside his house alone if he didn't want some strange Chinese lady to rape him? :confused:
Exactly my point and I need to finish the investigation, here!
Mr Velvet, did you offer proper resistance to what the suspect was doing to you? Did you at least try to scream for help? or simply knock on the table, on the floor to signify someone that you were being victimized?
And after the alleged events, why didn't you take pictures? Why didn't you consult a physician?

fred41
06-15-2013, 10:59 PM
Exactly my point and I need to finish the investigation, here!
Mr Velvet, did you offer proper resistance to what the suspect was doing to you? Did you at least try to scream for help? or simply knock on the table, on the floor to signify someone that you were being victimized?
And after the alleged events, why didn't you take pictures? Why didn't you consult a physician?

Why didn't he use the Safe word - 중지

Dino Velvet
06-16-2013, 12:02 AM
I want a lawyer now.


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danthepoetman
06-16-2013, 12:11 AM
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D'Onofrio: he really has it, doesn't he? I mean he seem so cheeky you would almost cross the street just in order to slap his face! Very well cast in this show!

fred41
06-16-2013, 12:18 AM
I want a lawyer now.

Stop talking...I'll get you Saul


Breaking Bad: Badger and Saul - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2I7No0xAXU)

Dino Velvet
06-16-2013, 01:19 AM
:dead:


D'Onofrio: he really has it, doesn't he? I mean he seem so cheeky you would almost cross the street just in order to slap his face! Very well cast in this show!

I'm familiar with his tactics. He picks and peels away at you like layers off an onion until you can't take it anymore. He won't get outta the blocks with me. LAWYER!

I could also talk to him just enough to put him back in the sanitarium. At the end of the interrogation he'll think I'm Wong no matter how wrong I was all along.
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danthepoetman
06-16-2013, 01:37 AM
I'm familiar with his tactics. He picks and peels away at you like layers off an onion until you can't take it anymore. He won't get outta the blocks with me. LAWYER!

I could also talk to him just enough to put him back in the sanitarium. At the end of the interrogation he'll think I'm Wong no matter how wrong I was all along.
Yes, he was also great in Full Metal Jacket. And very young, in The Player, with Tim Robbins.
Yes, his police techniques are quite tough and in the end pretty sophisticated. When we were young, good interrogation techniques essentially revolved around the concept of good cop bad cop; one was nice and soft, giving you the opportunity to confess, the other was scary, so you would prefer the first one. It would make us laugh. We called it the Mutt and Jeff…
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XCc22ntI7_E/RurgK-aKDXI/AAAAAAAAAwY/rGiuEY8k4QQ/s400/mutt1.jpg

danthepoetman
06-16-2013, 01:38 AM
And what was that movie, with Jennifer Lopez, in which D'Onofrio played a serial killer in who's mind she had to slip in? This one was nuts, but unfortunately, not suspenful enough...

Dino Velvet
06-16-2013, 01:41 AM
And what was that movie, with Jennifer Lopez, in which D'Onofrio played a serial killer in who's mind she had to slip in? This one was nuts, but unfortunately, not suspenful enough...


Not very good but Jennifer Lopez looked hot.

The Cell (2000) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209958/)

The Cell (2000) Trailer - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnqUH0IKLok)

Dino Velvet
06-16-2013, 01:44 AM
Remember Pooh Bear from Salton Sea?

Vincent D'Onofrio as Pooh Bear in The Salton Sea - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OME0n5USovo)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8mudd1Z7BwY/T5KwjqTxkHI/AAAAAAAAATk/jgMWPZV56-w/s1600/cast02.jpg

danthepoetman
06-16-2013, 01:53 AM
I didn't even recognized him in that one...

Dino Velvet
06-16-2013, 02:16 AM
I didn't even recognized him in that one...

You figure out why he doesn't have a nose?


He is trying to set up a large meth score with notorious drug dealer Pooh Bear (D'Onofrio), an eccentric psychopath (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopath) who lost his nose to excessive snorting of "Gack" (meth), while also attempting to set up a sting operation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sting_operation) for Morgan and Garcetti.

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danthepoetman
06-16-2013, 06:51 AM
I didn't remember. I saw it on the year it was released. I remember having fun watching it; nice atmosphere created and good acting, some nice twists in the script. Now that you show me pictures, it's coming back to me. It's true, d'Onofrio had a lot of presence in this one too.

Tell me, Dino, has anything both horrific and good come out lately on screen or dvd? I'm never too sure what to rent. I also love horror, but sometimes, the stuff you rent is so bad it's disgusting. I sometimes get to be a bit tentative...

Dino Velvet
06-16-2013, 06:20 PM
Tell me, Dino, has anything both horrific and good come out lately on screen or dvd? I'm never too sure what to rent.

I haven't seen any good new Horror in a long time. Dario Argento's Tenebrae was the last Horror Film I watched and I've seen it about 30 times. Tenebrae is relentless. Italians have great style in their Horror.

Tenebrae - Theatrical Trailer - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2pKtQ4mLHk)

sukumvit boy
06-16-2013, 08:37 PM
Wow , that looks scary.
But wait , this is the "digitally raped by a Chinese masseuse" thread , right?
I just wanted to comment that I have noticed a trend over the last few years that Thai massage girls in Bangkok just assume that you want some 'digital massage' and just go for it without being asked.

Dino Velvet
06-16-2013, 08:56 PM
Thanks for all the cards and letters and other words and gestures of sympathy and support. There is some good news to report on this front. I have been medically cleared to return to the gym today and plan to really pull it in there. Let's hope I don't drop the flower.


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Saturday Night Live Weekend Update: All Drug Olympics (http://www.hulu.com/watch/4090)

danthepoetman
06-16-2013, 09:15 PM
I haven't seen any good new Horror in a long time. Dario Argento's Tenebrae was the last Horror Film I watched and I've seen it about 30 times. Tenebrae is relentless. Italians have great style in their Horror.
Thanks, Dino! I love Argento and I haven't see this one yet.
In the end, I'm also looking for something to make my girlfriend scared on the week end. She gets even more all girly and shaky, she gets in much more need of someone to "lean" on and I love it! :evil:


Wow , that looks scary.
But wait , this is the "digitally raped by a Chinese masseuse" thread , right?
I just wanted to comment that I have noticed a trend over the last few years that Thai massage girls in Bangkok just assume that you want some 'digital massage' and just go for it without being asked.
I was somewhat trying to divert attention from the tragedy, but I'm taking note of this one, Sukumvit boy...

Dino Velvet
06-16-2013, 09:17 PM
See this with your girlfriend. It's French.

À l'intérieur (Inside) (HD - Best Quality) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEJVXgktgks)

Dino Velvet
06-16-2013, 09:19 PM
There is always Martyrs also.

Martyrs Official Movie Trailer - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWZKDCAbEts)

Dino Velvet
06-16-2013, 09:20 PM
Or this...

Haute Tension (2003) TRAILER - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCP0nHopT7Y)

danthepoetman
06-16-2013, 11:43 PM
Wow! Thanks a lot my friend!

Dino Velvet
06-17-2013, 12:10 AM
Wow! Thanks a lot my friend!

No problem. If it's horror or something horrible you know I'll wanna talk about it.