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Stavros
06-14-2013, 05:49 PM
Once upon a time in the West Midlands...strange but true. For those who don't know, 999 is the UK equivalent of 911. From the BBC news site:

A man has been warned after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute's looks after meeting her.
West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".
The force said the call was received at about 19:30 BST on Tuesday complaining that the woman was not as attractive as she had claimed.
Officers have now sent the man a letter warning him about wasting police time.
West Midlands Police said the man had claimed he met the woman in a hotel car park.
"The caller claimed that the woman had made out she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act," a spokesperson for the force said.
"When he raised this issue with the woman concerned, she allegedly took his car keys, ran away from the car and threw them back at him, prompting him to call police."
'It was unbelievable' During the call, the man can be heard to say: "I've arranged a meeting with her, but beforehand I've asked her for an honest description, otherwise when I get there I'm not going to use her services.
"Basically she has misdescribed herself, misrepresented herself totally.
"She was angry because she obviously thinks I owe her a living or something."
Sgt Jerome Moran, based at Solihull police station, called the man back to offer some advice.
He said: "It was unbelievable - he genuinely believed he had done nothing wrong and that the woman should have been investigated by police for misrepresentation.
"I told him that she'd not committed any offences and that it was his actions, in soliciting for sex, that were in fact illegal."
Despite the man refusing to give his details, police were able to identify him and have sent him a letter warning him about his actions.
The Sale of Goods Act 1979 gives consumers legal rights, stipulating goods which are sold must be of satisfactory quality, be fit for purpose and must match the seller's description.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22887138

danthepoetman
06-14-2013, 05:57 PM
This one could make a great comedy act!

Dino Velvet
06-14-2013, 06:03 PM
Hoping for Greta to get on the case so I can follow it.

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http://images.hngn.com/data/images/full/3891/greta-van-susteren.jpg?w=600

danthepoetman
06-14-2013, 06:07 PM
Hoping for Greta to get on the case so I can follow it.

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She would anal yze for us all the legal aspects of the question!

Dino Velvet
06-14-2013, 06:07 PM
She would anal yze for us all the legal aspects of the question!

Maybe that guy knows where Natalie Holloway is.

youngblood61
06-14-2013, 06:10 PM
You don't want Greta on your case.:)

robertlouis
06-14-2013, 06:10 PM
They're all a bit strange over in Brum and the Black Country. Even the accent is in the minor key.

Rusty Eldora
06-14-2013, 06:11 PM
He said: "It was unbelievable - he genuinely believed he had done nothing wrong and that the woman should have been investigated by police for misrepresentation.
"I told him that she'd not committed any offences and that it was his actions, in soliciting for sex, that were in fact illegal."

The Sale of Goods Act 1979 gives consumers legal rights, stipulating goods which are sold must be of satisfactory quality, be fit for purpose and must match the seller's description.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22887138

Can I call 999 (911) if my escorts pussy doesn't taste sweet?

youngblood61
06-14-2013, 06:16 PM
Amazing!:)

timxxx
06-14-2013, 06:51 PM
She's lucky she wasn't in Texas he might have shot her.

youngblood61
06-14-2013, 06:54 PM
She's lucky she wasn't in Texas he might have shot her.Good point.:)

tsadriana
06-14-2013, 08:40 PM
Idiots like him are plenty out there

danthepoetman
06-14-2013, 09:04 PM
The guy is a case...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VCthhNIQfxE/UJxmHb8wsBI/AAAAAAAAAJk/yweIFbV3Dww/s1600/Rod.jpg

Dino Velvet
06-15-2013, 02:39 AM
The guy is a case...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VCthhNIQfxE/UJxmHb8wsBI/AAAAAAAAAJk/yweIFbV3Dww/s1600/Rod.jpg

Imagine Rod Serling complaining to the cops about getting ripped off by a hooker.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Rod_Serling_photo_portrait_1959.JPG/220px-Rod_Serling_photo_portrait_1959.JPG
"But officer, it said 9 and candy in the same sentence."

The Mike Wallace Interview featuring Rod Serling (1959) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpKkHCVbSyw)

danthepoetman
06-15-2013, 04:34 AM
Imagine Rod Serling complaining to the cops about getting ripped off by a hooker.
It probably would seem like the beggining of a very strange and lonely journey for the poor cop...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Pv8p5rIfikI/URNF6OQaeRI/AAAAAAAAECU/Gmx_EM9qURI/s1600/NASA-bruce-mccandless-freeflying-astronaut-middle-of-space.jpg

http://www.widescreen-wallpaper.eu/wallpapers/space_astronaut_cat-1680x1050.jpg

bimale69
06-16-2013, 07:33 PM
I swear... If aliens are still coming to this planet looking for intelligent life, they are wasting way too much fuel by even bothering to make the trip....

LibertyHarkness
06-16-2013, 08:25 PM
i think the best thing aliens could do with this planet is blow it up to spare the universe from us ever branching out and wrecking the place :) i know thats what i would be doing :)

Prospero
06-16-2013, 08:44 PM
Liberty... a great suggestion. Maybe David Icke can get the message to the aliens

danthepoetman
06-16-2013, 10:02 PM
Aliens don't need to do anything about it, Prospero and Libby: we're well on the way on our own...

MacShreach
06-16-2013, 10:14 PM
Aliens don't need to do anything about it, Prospero and Libby: we're well on the way on our own...
The planet will recover from our damage. Whether we will still be here to enjoy it is another matter altogether.

danthepoetman
06-16-2013, 10:35 PM
The planet will recover from our damage. Whether we will still be here to enjoy it is another matter altogether.

Indeed. Why would we be any more special than any other specie?