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MattSmith
06-11-2013, 10:37 PM
Anyone from the south?

Amy Gray
06-11-2013, 10:52 PM
Wendy Williams is if you're looking for a southern belle, she's also an amazing performer.

MattSmith
06-11-2013, 10:58 PM
Thanks a ton. I am kinda familiar with her but I'm only5'8 I think she's taler than me lol I'd feel funny lol sounds strange but true

Amy Gray
06-11-2013, 11:08 PM
Thanks a ton. I am kinda familiar with her but I'm only5'8 I think she's taler than me lol I'd feel funny lol sounds strange but true

wait, are you looking for an escort or a performer?

robertlouis
06-11-2013, 11:17 PM
I had a girlfriend from Kent once....

MattSmith
06-12-2013, 12:13 AM
Neither just to chat. I'm not looking for anything just chatting and not not dirty chat just talking make new friends and what not

WendyWilliams
06-12-2013, 12:21 AM
"just to chat" unless they are under 5'8 LOL

so glad Im not looking for new friends HEHE

Cecil Rhodes
06-12-2013, 12:22 AM
Wendy Williams is if you're looking for a southern belle, she's also an amazing performer.

Kentucky is not Southern regardless of how the USBC currently classifies it .

Cecil Rhodes
06-12-2013, 12:24 AM
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Amy Gray
06-12-2013, 12:45 AM
Kentucky is not Southern regardless of how the USBC currently classifies it .

United States Bowling Congress?
United States Breastfeeding Committee?
United States Barista Championship?

robertlouis
06-12-2013, 12:48 AM
United States Bowling Congress?
United States Breastfeeding Committee?
United States Barista Championship?

Union of Southern Baptist Cretins?

Uncle Sam's Bubba Confederacy?

RallyCola
06-12-2013, 12:51 AM
last time i checked, there are lots of women in the south. there never seems to be a shortage of buxom blonde bigots from biloxi.

Quiet Reflections
06-12-2013, 12:53 AM
last time i checked, there are lots of women in the south. there never seems to be a shortage of buxom blonde bigots from biloxi.
or racist redheads from Raleigh

RallyCola
06-12-2013, 12:57 AM
or racist redheads from Raleigh

yup!

i'm not saying all southern belles are racist but man do i get dirty looks when i'm with my wife down south. its like you drive south, leave civilization in MD than find a bit if sanity once you cross back into florida.

Prospero
06-12-2013, 12:59 AM
I had a girlfriend from Nashville. I love the way they talk down there. She took me to all the country music venues. Cute. And she was called Mary-Lou. Really

Amy Gray
06-12-2013, 01:04 AM
yup!

i'm not saying all southern belles are racist but man do i get dirty looks when i'm with my wife down south. its like you drive south, leave civilization in MD than find a bit if sanity once you cross back into florida.

Hey! I live south of MD! :mad:

robertlouis
06-12-2013, 01:05 AM
I had a girlfriend from Nashville. I love the way they talk down there. She took me to all the country music venues. Cute. And she was called Mary-Lou. Really

What did she call you? Billy-Prospero? :whistle:

MattSmith
06-12-2013, 01:16 AM
That was a joke didn't that's why I put lol

Cecil Rhodes
06-12-2013, 01:20 AM
I had a girlfriend from Nashville. I love the way they talk down there. She took me to all the country music venues. Cute. And she was called Mary-Lou. Really

That's all they had there back then . I bet you met this young filly named Minnie that had just bought a hat and a young cook named Jones

Cecil Rhodes
06-12-2013, 01:22 AM
yup!

i'm not saying all southern belles are racist but man do i get dirty looks when i'm with my wife down south. its like you drive south, leave civilization in MD than find a bit if sanity once you cross back into florida.

No Doo Doo

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Quiet Reflections
06-12-2013, 01:22 AM
yup!

i'm not saying all southern belles are racist but man do i get dirty looks when i'm with my wife down south. its like you drive south, leave civilization in MD than find a bit if sanity once you cross back into florida.
I have to agree. I got used to the stares being a black guy that grew up in Appalachia and going south and west to see family. I love country girls and southern girls but hillbilly girls are my favorite.

robertlouis
06-12-2013, 01:23 AM
yup!

i'm not saying all southern belles are racist but man do i get dirty looks when i'm with my wife down south. its like you drive south, leave civilization in MD than find a bit if sanity once you cross back into florida.

Fuck, if Florida represents sanity, the south must be seriously fucked-up!

Prospero
06-12-2013, 01:23 AM
Cecil. I don't get that joke. Sorry

Prospero
06-12-2013, 01:24 AM
I got friends in Charleston. It's a ver civilised place

Cecil Rhodes
06-12-2013, 01:25 AM
or racist redheads from Raleigh

But the worst are all of the DAMNYANKEES in the South .

Cecil Rhodes
06-12-2013, 01:27 AM
Cecil. I don't get that joke. Sorry

Hey Grandpa, What's fer supper ?

MattSmith
06-12-2013, 01:28 AM
I agree. And charleston is very nice that's near me

Cecil Rhodes
06-12-2013, 01:28 AM
I got friends in Charleston. It's a ver civilised place

Charleston ...... lmao

Cecil Rhodes
06-12-2013, 01:33 AM
Fuck, if Florida represents sanity, the south must be seriously fucked-up!

Most Southerners don't consider Florida Southern anymore . It is claimed because of it's location, past history and the 30% of Floridians that are actually Southerners still living there

Cecil Rhodes
06-12-2013, 03:14 AM
Cecil. I don't get that joke. Sorry

Now subtract about 50 years from this pic ...... lol

http://www.cmt.com/sitewide/assets/img/news/hulton_archive/hulton_archive_2671738-x600.jpg

Dino Velvet
06-12-2013, 03:27 AM
I lived in Texas for 2 years. If you fuck a gal there good enough the wheels fall off the house.

Cecil Rhodes
06-12-2013, 04:04 AM
I lived in Texas for 2 years. If you fuck a gal there good enough the wheels fall off the house.

Oh, you been to Jane Marie's place

RallyCola
06-12-2013, 05:09 AM
texas isn't really the "south" so to speak. texas, though geographically in the southern US, is a whole different animal. they will castrate you for looking at a cow the wrong way...imagine what else they would do to you.

otherguy
06-12-2013, 06:47 AM
People seem to forget that Florida the state was the third to seceed. Much of our state was uninhabitable until someone figured out what to do with all that underwater acreage they bought in the 1920s.

Modern civilization starts at the I4 corridor with continuing pockets of redneckidness between i75 in the west and I95 on the east down to Palm Beach County. You are generally safe in Broward county/Fort Lauderdale. No one is safe in Miami Dade county.

Some people in this state wouldn't be able to spell Jim Crow if you spotted them consonants. Do not under estimate our idiocy. We can't even vote right.

Cecil Rhodes
06-12-2013, 07:02 AM
People seem to forget that Florida the state was the third to seceed. Much of our state was uninhabitable until someone figured out what to do with all that underwater acreage they bought in the 1920s.

Modern civilization starts at the I4 corridor with continuing pockets of redneckidness between i75 in the west and I95 on the east down to Palm Beach County. You are generally safe in Broward county/Fort Lauderdale. No one is safe in Miami Dade county.

Some people in this state wouldn't be able to spell Jim Crow if you spotted them consonants. Do not under estimate our idiocy. We can't even vote right.

Actually that is where LibTardation starts . As far as that somebody you refer to, his name was Henry Flagler . Lastly, does anybody know where the term Redneck comes from ?

Cecil Rhodes
06-12-2013, 07:16 AM
texas isn't really the "south" so to speak. texas, though geographically in the southern US, is a whole different animal. they will castrate you for looking at a cow the wrong way...imagine what else they would do to you.

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