This is so funny!

[TSLexi]

One night I was at my uni club, and I was talking with my security guard friend. I was wearing my Illamasqua powder (excellent at covering my shadow, and matches me perfectly!), lipstick, eyelash extensions, and my FMBs.

A group of guys dressed as girls (not real CDs, they were just doing it for laughs; the ones at Wendy House are 100x better...I've hit on a few!) came in, and started staring at me. Their leader asked me "Are you a woman, or...?"

I laughed and said "Bitch, I'm a professional tranny." Me and my guard friend started laughing, and the guys just ran from us.

Later, another one tried to chat me up. How they cannot recognize I'm a more advanced version of them is beyond me.

And I've been banned from the men's room at uni. My strategy to deal with the ladies' queue is gone!

[Ms.Stepford]

That's really not that funny at all.

[TSLexi]

That's really not that funny at all.

I have a VERY weird sense of humor.

[bluesoul]

i don't get it

[Jericho]

That is funny...But for all the wrong reasons! :shrug

[TSLexi]

i don't get it

It's funny to me and my friends. I just find it funny when guys who dress as girls for laughs get confused by me.

[TSLexi]

That is funny...But for all the wrong reasons! :shrug

Elaborate. As I've said, I have a strange sense of humor.

[GroobySteven]

Your sense of humour seems to be attached to your seeking of attention.

[TSLexi]

Your sense of humour seems to be attached to your seeking of attention.

I wasn't actively seeking it out. If I'm running errands, I do not want attention. If I'm at a club to have fun, it's different.

[GroobySteven]

I wasn't actively seeking it out. If I'm running errands, I do not want attention. If I'm at a club to have fun, it's different.

I meant on this board.

[bluesoul]

I wasn't actively seeking it out. If I'm running errands, I do not want attention. If I'm at a club to have fun, it's different.

yes. you already established you were @ the club (remember)


One night I was at my uni club

[GroobySteven]

How they cannot recognize I'm a more advanced version of them is beyond me.



Are you?
Maybe that's the question you need to be asking yourself?

[TSLexi]

Are you?
Maybe that's the question you need to be asking yourself?

I'm an androgyne. I'm both a guy and a girl, I just prefer to present female rather than male.

[littletwink]

I'm an androgyne. I'm both a guy and a girl, I just prefer to present female rather than male.

Where are the pics you promised us?

[RyderMonroe]

i dont get it.

[Wendy Summers]

i dont get it.

The those wise men once said "Let it be"

[RyderMonroe]

The those wise men once said "Let it be"

lol...word

[TSLexi]

Where are the pics you promised us?

They've been posted on a thread.

[MdR Dave]

I don't get it.

[danthepoetman]

I suppose that what’s funny for you, Lexi, is the angle, the standpoint you take. The reason they don’t realize you’re like them is that you’re not anymore if you’ve ever been, which I doubt you have, as Seanchai alluded to. But you know, the say is not always right: there is something to appearances. Sometimes what we project is what we are. I’m sure you’re a beautiful woman. And maybe you should start changing your point of view on this, Lexi lady…

[TSLexi]

I suppose that what’s funny for you, Lexi, is the angle, the standpoint you take. The reason they don’t realize you’re like them is that you’re not anymore if you’ve ever been, which I doubt you have, as Seanchai alluded to. But you know, the say is not always right: there is something to appearances. Sometimes what we project is what we are. I’m sure you’re a beautiful woman. And maybe you should start changing your point of view on this, Lexi lady…

I've been seeing myself as a guy for 21 years...it's hard to see myself as a girl...even though I get told I have almost no obvertly manly features, I still keep criticizing myself. Hopefully time will allow me to see myself as a girl, and not a tranny.