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GroobySteven
04-30-2013, 09:28 AM
The shit I deal with on a Tues morning. This wannabe model sent some body photos with her face cropped off. Read her email.

"This is an application for photoshoots and/or solo videos.


Please, find my photos attached. Although I can't provide face pics, please, be sure that I am a beautiful tgirl.
Looking forward to hearing from you,"

Willie Escalade
04-30-2013, 09:51 AM
Um...speechless. Even I've shown MY face...

nysprod
04-30-2013, 11:41 AM
Does the body look good?

GroobySteven
04-30-2013, 12:25 PM
Does the body look good?

Does it matter?

nysprod
04-30-2013, 12:42 PM
Does it matter?

Not sending a face pic obviously isn't the smartest thing but IDK, maybe she's shy, maybe she's nervous...maybe she's kind of edging into things slowly...I mean, if you asked her for one and she refused...

EvaCassini
04-30-2013, 12:59 PM
So Nysprod...this is "ok" for you? smh AND lmao

GroobySteven
04-30-2013, 01:01 PM
Not sending a face pic obviously isn't the smartest thing but IDK, maybe she's shy, maybe she's nervous...maybe she's kind of edging into things slowly...I mean, if you asked her for one and she refused...

She's applying for a MODEL JOB. You send face photos for a model job.

youngblood61
04-30-2013, 01:33 PM
Hopefully this girl realizes her mistake and takes some pics of her face.:)

LexusFire
04-30-2013, 01:41 PM
I really wonder what her rationale was...
It amazes me how some people think!
:confused:

GroobySteven
04-30-2013, 02:05 PM
They all get a response but I'm not spending any more time than the one below:

" Thanks for the email ... I can "be sure you're a beautiful girl" but you can't provide face pics. Why would I bother hiring you as a model if I can't see how you look?"

Amber Littlefeather
04-30-2013, 02:06 PM
Sweetie I have to give you all the credit in world..Thanks for the e-mail about this subject hun :)

nysprod
04-30-2013, 02:10 PM
They all get a response but I'm not spending any more time than the one below:

" Thanks for the email ... I can "be sure you're a beautiful girl" but you can't provide face pics. Why would I bother hiring you as a model if I can't see how you look?"

Curious to see if anything comes of it...

shermanwt
04-30-2013, 02:54 PM
Maybe she's only interested in posing for Sleepy Hollow Illustrated.

EvaCassini
04-30-2013, 02:55 PM
hahahaha...i get it....cause headless hahaha

TSPornFan
04-30-2013, 03:18 PM
Does it matter?

I think it can matter. If she has a nice body then maybe you can ask to see her face and explain to her why you need to see her face. She could had removed her face because of the negative stereotypes about porn. After all she does not know you. She may fear that you would freely use her pictures with her face shown to the world. I know you're not the type of guy who would do that. However, at least try to look at it from her point of view.

GroobySteven
04-30-2013, 03:20 PM
I think it can matter. If she has a nice body then maybe you can ask to see her face and explain to her why you need to see her face. She could had removed her face because of the negative stereotypes about porn. After all she does not know you. She may fear that you would freely use her pictures with her face shown to the world. I know you're not the type of guy who would do that. However, at least try to look at it from her point of view.


IT'S A MODEL JOB SHE'S APPLYING FOR.
http://grooby.com/seanchai/websites/apply-tg-modelperformer-grooby.html

Wendy Summers
04-30-2013, 03:27 PM
I really think you ought to do a coffee table book about all these submissions -- or at the very least a blog LOL

DScotMiller
04-30-2013, 09:01 PM
The shit I deal with on a Tues morning. This wannabe model sent some body photos with her face cropped off. Read her email.

"This is an application for photoshoots and/or solo videos.


Please, find my photos attached. Although I can't provide face pics, please, be sure that I am a beautiful tgirl.
Looking forward to hearing from you,"

Clearly, someone who hasn't fully grasped the concept of "photo-shoot".

Dino Velvet
05-01-2013, 12:00 AM
A car can have the rear end of a Ferrari and the fenders of a Lamborghini but if the grill resembles a Pontiac Aztek I'm not entering it.

Even with Terminal Yellow Fever I still say pull the plug.

http://stwot.motortrend.com/files/2012/04/Pontiac-Aztek-Concept-front-in-motion.jpg

VictoriaVeil
05-01-2013, 12:02 AM
I really think you ought to do a coffee table book about all these submissions -- or at the very least a blog LOL


:iagree:

bluesoul
05-01-2013, 12:12 AM
The shit I deal with on a Tues morning. This wannabe model sent some body photos with her face cropped off. Read her email.

"This is an application for photoshoots and/or solo videos.


Please, find my photos attached. Although I can't provide face pics, please, be sure that I am a beautiful tgirl.
Looking forward to hearing from you,"

hey- at least she guaranteed her good looks. can you imagine if she left it to you to make that decision yourself and you got it wrong?

bubbski
05-01-2013, 01:08 AM
Steven: I think the PM got in my inbox by accident:


"This is a re-application for photoshoots and/or solo videos.


Please, find my photos attached.
http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/large/84555156/miaz.jpg (http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/large/84555156/miaz.jpg)
http://images1.backpage.com/imager/u/large/84555154/mial.jpg

Willie Escalade
05-01-2013, 01:49 AM
Steven: I think the PM got in my inbox by accident:


"This is a re-application for photoshoots and/or solo videos.


Please, find my photos attached.
http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/large/84555156/miaz.jpg (http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u/large/84555156/miaz.jpg)
http://images1.backpage.com/imager/u/large/84555154/mial.jpg
I've seen this chick in person; was at The Blacklite back in the day. Nice body definitely (her true one), and her face is okay. Why she chooses to use these horrible pics is beyond me.

MdR Dave
05-01-2013, 02:26 AM
IT'S A MODEL JOB SHE'S APPLYING FOR.
http://grooby.com/seanchai/websites/apply-tg-modelperformer-grooby.html

Edited.

Rusty Eldora
05-01-2013, 02:57 AM
A car can have the rear end of a Ferrari and the fenders of a Lamborghini but if the grill resembles a Pontiac Aztek I'm not entering it.

Even with Terminal Yellow Fever I still say pull the plug.

http://stwot.motortrend.com/files/2012/04/Pontiac-Aztek-Concept-front-in-motion.jpg

I just want to know what drugs the design staff was on when they designed that one. It is certainly strong stuff and prone to visions. Could it be the same crew that came up with the AMC Gremlin.

surf4490
05-01-2013, 03:35 AM
Is that the car in Breaking Bad ?

dderek123
05-01-2013, 03:42 AM
Yep it is.

RadiusDark
05-02-2013, 12:24 PM
I think it can matter. If she has a nice body then maybe you can ask to see her face and explain to her why you need to see her face. She could had removed her face because of the negative stereotypes about porn. After all she does not know you. She may fear that you would freely use her pictures with her face shown to the world. I know you're not the type of guy who would do that. However, at least try to look at it from her point of view.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sweet Brown - Ain't Nobody Got Time for That (Autotune Remix) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k)

GroobySteven
05-02-2013, 12:41 PM
"I am from northwest Pakistan and I need visa, a friend and I want you to turn me into a girl."

EvaCassini
05-02-2013, 01:37 PM
:crazy Holy Fuck-me-sauce!

Willie Escalade
05-02-2013, 01:39 PM
:crazy Holy Fuck-me-sauce!
Now THAT'S funny

davidjordan
05-02-2013, 09:41 PM
A car can have the rear end of a Ferrari and the fenders of a Lamborghini but if the grill resembles a Pontiac Aztek I'm not entering it.

Even with Terminal Yellow Fever I still say pull the plug.

http://stwot.motortrend.com/files/2012/04/Pontiac-Aztek-Concept-front-in-motion.jpg

Pontiac Aztek - Godwin's Law of Automotive Design

davidjordan
05-02-2013, 09:46 PM
Not sending a face pic obviously isn't the smartest thing but IDK, maybe she's shy, maybe she's nervous...maybe she's kind of edging into things slowly...I mean, if you asked her for one and she refused...

Who's dumber, the person who does/says the stupid thing, or the person who defends the person doing/saying the stupid thing?

tao1kiku
05-03-2013, 01:57 AM
Perhaps this could be a new series of photoshoots? "The Butterface Girls"? Or maybe the "Paperbag Girls"?

nysprod
05-03-2013, 02:38 AM
Who's dumber, the person who does/says the stupid thing, or the person who defends the person doing/saying the stupid thing?

What...you're so stoopid you can't figure it out for yourself??