Does having anal sex more frequently make it cleaner?

[tluva]

Ok, I hate to admit it, but I've had an occasional accident while being topped. It's the most embarrassing thing for me, and I hate it!

I've been doing enemas each time before I plan to have sex that evening. I also don't really eat dinner.

It kinda sucks because my gf and I go out to dinner, spend a nice evening together, and I can't really enjoy it spontaneously due to all the preparation and avoiding dinner.

I have noticed that when using a dildo (I'm trying to stretch because I'm still really not used to her being inside me), sometimes it's a little dirty. I wash it, then keep going and it becomes clean.

Kinda gross, I know, and I hope no one is eating dinner while reading this :-P

But I'm wondering, is that a reasonable technique rather than enemas and not eating? Does this make sense?

[Ms.Stepford]

Nope. Enemas are where it's at.

[tluva]

Ugh. Okay :-) It's worth it. Thanks for the answer.

[giovanni_hotel]

You need to take more time cleaning yourself out. I would think you should enema ideally right before you do the deed.

[Ms.Stepford]

I find as long as you've got it all cleaned out, you have hours.

I usually do a good full cleaning before my early afternoon shower, and I'm fine (even if I eat) until I go to sleep and wake up having to poo.

When someone stays over they usually have to settle for head in the morning.

There's no such thing as TMI in this discussion.

[tluva]

Sometimes we wake up, and she starts poking at me. lol

It just seems so inconvenient and breaks the spontaneity. Is that just the way it goes? I mean, is that what's expected and considered normal? I don't want to be a buzz kill when she's in the mood.

Also, doing and enema can irritate me a bit and usually calms down in a couple hours. Any advice on for that?

Sorry for all the questions (kinda new to all this), but.. how much cleaning is necessary? I've spend an hour in there and only then is it really clean. Is it necessary to always flush everything out as deep as it goes?

[tluva]

there's no such thing as tmi in this discussion.

tmi?

[Ms.Stepford]

tmi = too much information

I don't really know...I don't get irritated. I put a bunch of water up there and let it fall out. I do it about ten times and it's done. I know it's done when mucous comes out instead of whatever I ate the day before.

Of course, this is after I've emptied my bowels as much as I expect to that day, so I'm just going in for the dregs.

Maybe there is tmi in this conversation. I hope nobody is reading this!

[BiBoyinBeantown]

tmi?

Too Much Information. More information about sexual or excretory activities or organs, bodily fluids, etc., than the listener wanted to hear. Also sometimes referred to as "oversharing".

[Idt20082008"]

Too Much Info - and she is right, no such thing here :-)

[tluva]

Ok thanks.. all very helpful info.

[bluesoul]

whilst reading this read, i went through the following set of reactions:

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[tluva]

Lol!

[Ms.Stepford]

whilst reading this read, i went through the following set of reactions:

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/185842-1/Urkel_reactions.gif

Well, you probably enjoy buttsex without shit all over the place though, don't you?

[robertlouis]

Ok, I hate to admit it, but I've had an occasional accident while being topped. It's the most embarrassing thing for me, and I hate it!



There are many reasons for preferring not to be topped. I've just added another one. Thanks!

[giovanni_hotel]

Nothing better than a CLEAN ass before anal. Do what you gotta do.
There's no better turn-on than a tgirl with impeccable anal hygiene.

[musicfactory]

nothings hotter than a t-girl taking a nice big shit

[maxpower]

Why is Dino not involved in this thread yet?

[Merkurie]

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2008/9/5/makefibrey128651016500273897.jpg

[amberskyi]

Keep it tight, keep it clean!

[leomonster]

woooooo-oooo that smell...da da...can't you smell that smell...
Nothing worse than shit on your cock.

[Rusty Eldora]

tmi = too much information

I don't really know...I don't get irritated. I put a bunch of water up there and let it fall out. I do it about ten times and it's done. I know it's done when mucous comes out instead of whatever I ate the day before.

Of course, this is after I've emptied my bowels as much as I expect to that day, so I'm just going in for the dregs.

Maybe there is tmi in this conversation. I hope nobody is reading this!

I think I am doing OK at cleaning, but want to be better. I've been doing like 2 Fleets basically sitting at the stool. (A fleet, let it out and repeat) I just got an enema bulb that looks like it holds a cup of water. I am planning to do a number of times until it looks clean. It doesn't appear that a full enema (like a quart on your side is good). Give yourself some time to be sure you have passed all the water.

Yes, I do not think eating affects things and there is probably a couple hour window.

[amberskyi]

I think I am doing OK at cleaning, but want to be better. I've been doing like 2 Fleets basically sitting at the stool. (A fleet, let it out and repeat) I just got an enema bulb that looks like it holds a cup of water. I am planning to do a number of times until it looks clean. It doesn't appear that a full enema (like a quart on your side is good). Give yourself some time to be sure you have passed all the water.

Yes, I do not think eating affects things and there is probably a couple hour window.

Eating must def effects things, including what you eat.i find it takes an hour of cleansing to be fully prepared for everything (size and roughness).
The water should run clear twice because the content in the upper bowls takes sometime to make its way down.

[robertlouis]

Eating must def effects things, including what you eat.i find it takes an hour of cleansing to be fully prepared for everything (size and roughness).
The water should run clear twice because the content in the upper bowls takes sometime to make its way down.

Like I said, topping only clearly has its benefits! :)

[amberskyi]

Like I said, topping only clearly has its benefits! :)

not enough for me to switch teams ;)

[Ms.Stepford]

Yeah, even with all the extra effort, gettin' fucked really still is my fav thing.

[robertlouis]

not enough for me to switch teams ;)

Sounds like you and I could have a perfectly symbiotic relationship, Amber. :kiss:

[Jayjj222]

His whole thread is pretty gross

[Jamie French]

I cleanse every time I use the restroom... it's to the point where I only feel comfortable going in my own home where I know I have fresh enemas on hand. You rinse, you wait. You rinse some more, you wait... once you're totally clean... rinse again then wait. You may feel fine but all that water gets caught up in your innards and needs time ti make its way down and out. Once you think you're clean enough to eat soup out of... give it 15 minutes and I guarantee you're body will march you right back into the rest room. If you're clean and clear at that point, you'll be fine. Also, it takes about 24 hours to digest a meal so don't flip out about eating before sex.

[giovanni_hotel]

I cleanse every time I use the restroom... it's to the point where I only feel comfortable going in my own home where I know I have fresh enemas on hand. You rinse, you wait. You rinse some more, you wait... once you're totally clean... rinse again then wait. You may feel fine but all that water gets caught up in your innards and needs time ti make its way down and out. Once you think you're clean enough to eat soup out of... give it 15 minutes and I guarantee you're body will march you right back into the rest room. If you're clean and clear at that point, you'll be fine. Also, it takes about 24 hours to digest a meal so don't flip out about eating before sex.

You get sexier with every post, Jamie.:salad
This should be a sticky.

[cassieukts]

cleaning makes it cleaner....end of!

[leomonster]

Yeah, even with all the extra effort, gettin' fucked really still is my fav thing.

Oh yeah!!! were going to have some phun:dancing::dancing::dancing::dancing:

[dderek123]

cleaning makes it cleaner....end of!

In other news, water is wet.

[Westheangelino]

Fleets? Oh no no no. You gotta get yourself some fancy equipment. I like the sure shot plastic shower hook up the best. I also have a metal sure shot that hooks up to the shower head instead of faucet. I prefer the plastic, because you can (with the proper shower set up) lay on your back with some shower water hitting your face while getting the water pumped up your butt. Great for masturbating with poppers. There is nothing more erotic than cumming with a gallon of water in your butt. To get really clean, I do this for an hour or more. Take a nice crap, get in the shower. Keep pumping, cleaning, pumping, cleaning. Usually your body will have two major evacuations of liquid or semi solid shit. When it runs clear......clean some more! When you literally start having what seems to be the butt equivalent of dry heaves you are ready for a night of fun!!!

[Saint_Frankenstein]

It's discussions like this that make me glad I have a vagina. Anal just seems like too much work.

[EvonRose]

Fleets? Oh no no no. You gotta get yourself some fancy equipment. I like the sure shot plastic shower hook up the best. I also have a metal sure shot that hooks up to the shower head instead of faucet. I prefer the plastic, because you can (with the proper shower set up) lay on your back with some shower water hitting your face while getting the water pumped up your butt. Great for masturbating with poppers. There is nothing more erotic than cumming with a gallon of water in your butt. To get really clean, I do this for an hour or more. Take a nice crap, get in the shower. Keep pumping, cleaning, pumping, cleaning. Usually your body will have two major evacuations of liquid or semi solid shit. When it runs clear......clean some more! When you literally start having what seems to be the butt equivalent of dry heaves you are ready for a night of fun!!!

my kind of bottom... hahaha

[cassieukts]

In other news, water is wet.
unless of course the water is at boiling point and evaporates ;-)

[Saint_Frankenstein]

You guys are definitely ruining the porn fantasy with real life. You mean you can't just lick it, finger it a bit and stick it in?! Gosh.

[kaiser1one]

Fleets? Oh no no no. You gotta get yourself some fancy equipment.

Lies, treachery and deceit. I've used Fleet's(with tap water instead of the solution itself) and I've had no problems using my toys. And I've gone deeeeep with my toys.

[robertlouis]

my kind of bottom... hahaha

What do you like in a top? :dancing: