How to become a pimp....................HungAngels style

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Step 1: Get a few of the girls that might seem a little down on their luck (immigration wise, or financially [or both]) and tell them they can make some quick $$$.

{translation: I'm gonna hustle this bitch for everything I can and she won't have a choice because I can easily get her deported}

Step 2: Promise them that 80% of their earnings will go towards some lawyer the pimp knows that will get them citizenship (your typical lawyer wants a minimum of $10k to even take on the case)

{translation: I really have no power over citizenship and if they were smart they'd see that going through the proper circles would be easier than dealing with me, oh well....................}

Step 3: Tell them they will have an apartment, a cell phone, etc.

{translation: I'm gonna go to Home Depot and buy 3 sheets of plywood and divide this one room into 2 rooms and tell this bitch welcome to America here's your apartment, then I'm gonna hustle her ass out of $300 for a $100 prepay cellphone package.....................}

Step 4: Tell them they will be able to perform on stage once a week at a club or bar and make some added income....................

{translation: I'm gonna take 40% of whatever she makes for going on stage and then hustle another 40% of what she makes out of her by supplying her with enough narcotics to get her through the night.......}


fucked up, ain't it?!?

[themaster]

LOL!!!

[hwbs]

hmmmm this infamous pimp sounds familiar , lmao

[BeardedOne]

Sounds about right.

Where's Michael Keaton and Henry Winkler when you need them?

[Quinn]

LMAO.....

I used to know a guy who ran an escort service using mail order brides from Asia (Philipines, I think). After six years, he was eventually arrested and spent some time in Prison. Still, he had an extremely profitable six years.

-Quinn

[tsntx]

did i mention i need a job? where do i sign b/c as soon as my parents find out im not in school ill need an apt, a cell, and i miss the spotlight of the stage... ;)

[NYCe]

I'm going to do this...this hungangels shit ain't paying the bills, LMAO.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

LMAO @ the thought of NYCE in a black fedora with a pidgeon feather on the right side with an expensive Italian suit on pimp slapping some fake pimp sayin "I'm taking over your territory"