Worst Gift You Could Give To A Gal On The First Date If You Hardly Know Her

[Dino Velvet]

I'd think a bad gift would be a massive photo album of everything she's done and every place she's been in the last year arranged chronologically with back-stories. Usually it's the thought that counts. In this case it's the thought that was the problem because he figured if he stalked her for a year he could get a second date out of her.

[Rusty Eldora]

Well I know the worst gift for a newly wed for her birthday

A vacuum - been there, done that, managed to survive.

[Genetic]

Aids.

[TSLexi]

I'd think a bad gift would be a massive photo album of everything she's done and every place she's been in the last year arranged chronologically with back-stories. Usually it's the thought that counts. In this case it's the thought that was the problem because he figured if he stalked her for a year he could get a second date out of her.

OMG...that would fucking scare me! A bit because "if these photos get out to my family..."

[BitViper]

Aids.
Ha.. I was gonna say an STD...

[amberskyi]

Aids.

Lmao...the gift that never stops giving

[lifeisfiction]

Women love receiving IOUs on the first date.

[lifeisfiction]

The other gift I love to give on the first date is drama. Which woman doesn't love drama on the first date.

[Idt20082008"]

Herpes - as Eddie Murphy once said, you keep that shit forever, like luggage

[Dino Velvet]

Herpes - as Eddie Murphy once said, you keep that shit forever, like luggage

like his rep as a chaser.

[robertlouis]

A photograph of your mother. She'll still be running and screaming after you've gone home on your own.

[Lovecox]

A restraining order.

[Quiet Reflections]

someones(not yours) dick in a box

[RallyCola]

a lock of her own hair because you don't need it anymore since you have the real thing

[LibertyHarkness]

flowers ..

[RallyCola]

roofies

[Dino Velvet]

flowers ..

A jar full of carved-out dried-up buttflowers.

"I'll only have eyes for you since I plucked out these ones."

The Rolling Stones - Dead Flowers - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfncfMwUTJ8)

[Merkurie]

A goat

[NightmareX0666]

I'd think a bad gift would be a massive photo album of everything she's done and every place she's been in the last year arranged chronologically with back-stories. Usually it's the thought that counts. In this case it's the thought that was the problem because he figured if he stalked her for a year he could get a second date out of her.

My bumper sticker...

[Amber Littlefeather]

The check from dinner.

[Dino Velvet]

My bumper sticker...

Women always complain when a fella doesn't pay enough attention to her. He's also being sensitive, sincere, no fear of commitment(or consequence)...

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgyOTgwMDE1MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzAxNTIzNA@@._ V1._SX640_SY514_.jpg

[Prospero]

The number of your shrink?

[Dino Velvet]

The number of your shrink?

I have a plot burial number but his was the head that was finally shrunk.

[NightmareX0666]

Sometimes a woman does not know how good she has it...watches hers, knows her habits the good and bad ones....and is willing to kill for her.


Women always complain when a fella doesn't pay enough attention to her. He's also being sensitive, sincere, no fear of commitment(or consequence)...

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgyOTgwMDE1MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzAxNTIzNA@@._ V1._SX640_SY514_.jpg

[MdR Dave]

A goat

Getting a head start on her dowry or making a final bid?

[Jimmy W]

a picture of her dad blowing a donkey

[Michelle.]

Stiffing me with the bill. I'm a bad girl, so stiffing me is a possibility.

[lifeisfiction]

I think a no-show is a great way to make a woman feel special and then to top it off make sure that you do not have an excuse why you backed out of the date. I gurantee she will definitely tell her friends how awesome you are.

You can even make pricey dinner reservations and tell her to start and then don't show.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

A bill for the date!!!

[sukumvit boy]

A crack pipe or a wolverine on a leash.
Especially not together.

[Merkurie]

Getting a head start on her dowry or making a final bid?

A final Bid would be bad.
As an opening offer, it depends on who you are dating.
http://metronewsca.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/aa_21_ott_gift-goat_sean.jpg?w=618&h=408&crop=1

[Dino Velvet]

A goat


Getting a head start on her dowry or making a final bid?

Borat - Dating Service Skit - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwxwwoJaYuo)

[sukumvit boy]

Borat - Dating Service Skit - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwxwwoJaYuo)

Yes,she must have 'plough experience'. No plough experience ,no goat.

[JustMeHere]

Either of these sentences would be a pretty bad thing to give a girl on a first date:

1-"I'll tell you what I think of Obama."
2-"Are you into furries?"

Or, you could just give her a Nickelback album.

[Dino Velvet]

Or, you could just give her a Nickelback album.

Winner right here.http://www.jimrichardson.com/backtop.gif