Is this a good escort ad?

[TSLexi]

Is this a good escort ad?

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/showthread.php?t=76012

Yes, I know I need photos!

[Dino Velvet]

Not bad. A bit of a bio included too. I like to know a bit about the girl's personality which you included.

You're from Southern California?

[TSLexi]

Yep! I live right near Cal State Long Beach. Campus is only a short walk away. I'm the local pizza shop and 7-11's main patron! Although, they probably won't recognize me anymore!

[Dino Velvet]

Yep! I live right near Cal State Long Beach. Campus is only a short walk away. I'm the local pizza shop and 7-11's main patron! Although, they probably won't recognize me anymore!

Good to know. Bet you miss that pizza shop and 7-11. I missed El Pollo Loco something awful when I lived in Texas. Taco Cabana is garbage. Can't even fry eggs right.

[TSLexi]

Good to know. Bet you miss that pizza shop and 7-11. I missed El Pollo Loco something awful when I lived in Texas. Taco Cabana is garbage. Can't even fry eggs right.

Yeah, I was always the dude who ordered a Double Gulp every day, smoked Djarum Blacks, and ate hotwings! Bet they miss me too!

I told the guys there I was transitioning, but I bet they won't recognize me! It's going to be awesome when I see them again!

[Dino Velvet]

Yeah, I was always the dude who ordered a Double Gulp every day, smoked Djarum Blacks, and ate hotwings! Bet they miss me too!

I told the guys there I was transitioning, but I bet they won't recognize me! It's going to be awesome when I see them again!

Hope they weren't Sikhs thinking they could give you the chop with their sword behind the Slurpee Machine.

http://www.hindu.com/2007/05/18/images/2007051810341201.jpg
"Customer's always comes off first."

[TSLexi]

Hope they weren't Sikhs thinking they could give you the chop with their sword behind the Slurpee Machine.

http://www.hindu.com/2007/05/18/images/2007051810341201.jpg
"Customer's always comes off first."

LOL, no! Most were Muslim. Pretty lax Muslims, too. Saw them drinking all the time!

[Dino Velvet]

LOL, no! Most were Muslim. Pretty lax Muslims, too. Saw them drinking all the time!

Lucky for that or you get that Sikh character after them.

When I worked night club security a good friend of mine was a "bad Muslim" police sergeant who I had to holler at all the time about trying to sneak liquor into strip clubs. I'd yell at the backseat, "God Dammit! I don't know if you're worse at being a cop or a Muslim!"

[TSLexi]

Lucky for that or you get that Sikh character after them.

When I worked night club security a good friend of mine was a "bad Muslim" police sergeant who I had to holler at all the time about trying to sneak liquor into strip clubs. I'd yell at the backseat, "God Dammit! I don't know if you're worse at being a cop or a Muslim!"

LOL! That's just so bad.

[Dino Velvet]

LOL! That's just so bad.

He listened about as well at his Madrasa as I did in Catholic School. Funny thing about him was that he fasted during Ramadan only to be the first to pass out drinking at night on an empty stomach. I'd rush him on purpose out the door before the rest of his family who was proper could sit down to eat. His family musta thought of me as some sorta Infidel Razorback trying to lift his badge off of him and cause great disgrace. If they only knew about my ancestors from Russia.

[SammiValentine]

It is possibly a bit of a high rate for an unknown TS resident in that city, for an incall, (When I say unknown I do not mean to sound rude here but i mean compared with a known "porn star" whos on tour etc they prolly going to charge 150, maybe a bit more in such cities ), Being up north there is deffo not as much money as down south, London for example. £120 would seem about right for incall if your resident... but at the end of the day we all charge what we want as its out bod... i mean time and companionship :)

Good luck with it all! x

[Gillian]

Yep! I live right near Cal State Long Beach.

Are you aware your HA profile says you're from Leeds in the UK? Couldn't be further away from Long Beach, literally or figuratively ... :D

[SammiValentine]

Are you aware your HA profile says you're from Leeds in the UK? Couldn't be further away from Long Beach, literally or figuratively ... :D


if she is charging in ££ as per her advert states then i presumed her location is correct and she meant "orignally from" :)

[wearboots4me]

I think your ad's good. I like that it's written with correct grammar and punctuation. Some of the ads I have looked at on Backpage seem like whoever wrote them was trying too hard to seem "ghetto". Maybe I am just starting to get old, but if I am going to give my hard-earned money to a call girl, it's going to be one who seems like a classy girl. I would give you a call, except there's an ocean between us, lol.

[C. Saw]

Are you aware your HA profile says you're from Leeds in the UK? Couldn't be further away from Long Beach, literally or figuratively ... :D

I got this one for ya, Lexi. Her ad states, "I was born and raised in Southern California, and moved to the UK to study for my virology degree and begin my transition."

[shermanwt]

The ad looks good to me. It has a bit of innocence and friendliness to it which makes it come across a little more like a personal ad as opposed to an escort ad. I think that angle will make it stand out a bit.

[bluesoul]

Some of the ads I have looked at on Backpage seem like whoever wrote them was trying too hard to seem "ghetto".

have you ever considered the possibility that maybe they are ghetto?

[wearboots4me]

have you ever considered the possibility that maybe they are ghetto?

I guess some of them are. But some of them, it's obvious they are trying too hard, lol.

[amberskyi]

Too many words.my ad is maybe at most 7 sentences and most clients still don't bother to read.they look at the pictures, find your number and ask you a series of annoying questions that could be answered if they took the time to read the damn ad -__-

[Ms.Stepford]

Too many words.my ad is maybe at most 7 sentences and most clients still don't bother to read.they look at the pictures, find your number and ask you a series of annoying questions that could be answered if they took the time to read the damn ad -__-

This.