help me bottom first time

[lovestoplease]

I have decided i want to bottom for a real person. i was wondering if or hoping that i could take X prior to the meeting. im not sure if going to an escort for the first time would be wise.

[Ms.Stepford]

Douche that butt! Whether you go to a professional or not, chances are they're not going to appreciate a messy butt. If you've been playing in there (since you said "for a real person," I figure you have) you might know about this, but if not, I'll write you a practical guide to butt douching. (It's not like I'm just sitting around waiting for people to come ask me about butt douching, but there's a slow minute here or there when I'm on cam, and I think writing one for the ages would make me giggle.)

I bet you could find a pro who'd be cool with you taking a little E, but I wouldn't. I don't like being around people on E when I'm not -seriously, they act like fucking alien lizards -and I don't get fucked up with strangers. I do think that seeing a pro is the best idea, but that might be just because I like when girls get money.

[lovestoplease]

if i were to see an escort i have an idea about how i would like it to go.
i would take some x a little earlier, say 15 minutes, or just right so the X kicks in say 15 mins after we meet.

i dont know how a typical meet would go, i was hoping somebody here could inform me with the rules.

id like to be at peak roll when its time to bottom.

i havnt exactly decided what kind of girl im looking for either.

funny thing is i dont do X or drugs but if im going to bottom i want to have my cake and eat it too

[Ms.Stepford]

I'm pretty sure I could tell if I were meeting up with an E-tard. :p

[Prospero]

Your first time and you want to get high first? Errr.... think again. Just follow the adbice of smart girls like Ms Stepford.

[lovestoplease]

how would i inquire about the escorts feeling about E, and how do i tell her i just want to bottom

for example all of the eros adds say not to discuss sex on the phone

[Ms.Stepford]

find an ad in eros or backpage or...here, and follow her terms. You'll end up having a conversation before the meetup.

And thanks, Prospero. I feel all complimented and shit. :)

[Ms.Stepford]

Fuck. Where do you live?

[Ms.Stepford]

Oh wait...I wouldn't be cool with the E, and you'd probably tell me you weren't gonna do it, but then I'd see you chewing your face.

[lovestoplease]

i live 45 mins outside NYC

i have been browsing eros regularly, but i dont know how to pick em.

what would be ideal for first time, how long. and umm concerning size of the dick im taking all of eros advertises for 9 inches +

[lovestoplease]

Oh wait...I wouldn't be cool with the E, and you'd probably tell me you weren't gonna do it, but then I'd see you chewing your face.

no i want to find somebody who is cool with it

[Ms.Stepford]

Yeah, I just don't work well with people who are on drugs when I'm sober, unless it's some kinda mind control edgeplay that I've never done and is probably really fun for me, but harmful for the sub.

I highly doubt everyone on Eros is actually nine inches plus, but that's way to big for a first time. My skinny six is a perfect starter, especially since I know from lots of personal experience how to treat an asshole.

How long you want to take is up to you. I'd say a couple hours for a first timer. You're not gonna want to rush it. If you're not really relaxed it can be painful and harmful.

[Dino Velvet]

I don't think a little weed would hurt, would it? Maybe help with the pain especially if her weed were little too.

[lovestoplease]

ive been loosening myself up with toys lately. i could pop E 5 mins before meeting and it wouldnt kick in until i was getting topped

[Ms.Stepford]

Oh...I don't count weed as a drug! lol

[Prospero]

Oh...I don't count weed as a drug! lol

Yep.... i agree here. world of difference between a little smoke and dropping an E or Acid

[Dino Velvet]

Yep.... i agree here. world of difference between a little smoke and dropping an E or Acid

That's for sure. Big difference between booze and pot too. Nothing worse than tweekers(of any kind) in my book also.

[Ms.Stepford]

Not that I have any problem with them -just not all the time, and not at work.

[El_hefe]

Why do you want to do something for the first time, but be fucked up at the same time? No point really, have a couple glasses of red wine 30 mins before instead. Be relaxed, not zonked.

[lovestoplease]

well i think ill take the E like 10 mins before hand. can i lick an escorts butthole or swallow her load? they provide condom/lube? also, say incall is 300 $. what hidden fees/tips should i be aware of

[Westheangelino]

Dude, you don't need to take E. Just get a bottle of poppers. It will provide a similar euphoria for about thirty seconds per hit AND loosen your butt.

[fred41]

I wouldn't recommend taking anything that might reduce your personal inhibitions too much...especially for a first time.
Also, if any sexual acts are a deal breaker for you, make sure you mention it up front...or look for a girls ad that mentions what you want.
For a first time I would recommend seeing a well reviewed girl to better help you understand what you might expect.

(a good escort will always have condoms...but always have one with you just in case...it doesn't hurt to have your own lube also because you'd be surprised at what some girls think is safe to use as lube...you don't want to use anything that will deteriorate a condom...lol)

[Legfetishnyc]

Ms. Stepford, you have got to be one of the coolest folks I've encountered here :)

[Rusty Eldora]

Study up my boy, also practice. One area is for oral. My favorite instructor is Heather http://spankbang.com/1kcj/video/ideepth … eep+throat

Practice using a dildo. Learn how to do a good enema, you want her to be clean but you aren't is not appreciated. There was a good discussion on this just a month or so ago.

It sounds like you have not seen an escort before, a set of guides is here http://www.bigdoggie.net/guides/ but I find it has been much more laid back than what is presented. When you email or call, if you have done your research it should be more like setting up a date or an appointment with your dentist. Be a gentleman and only talk about time with her.

Read the NY reviews on here and ask closer to the time "Who is good for 1st timers in NY" Go with someone that is attractive to you but also excels in attitude and service and yes nothing over 8", or large girth.

Be relaxed, but be you. I wouldn't be on anything more than a glass of wine or a drink. You will have fun

[Ms.Stepford]

Ms. Stepford, you have got to be one of the coolest folks I've encountered here :)

I really am. I'm not just egotistical. It's true. I kick ass for the forces of good, and pretty soon (it's not professional to say why) you're all going to know who I am.

Thank you for noticing :)

[Ms.Stepford]

Oh, and OP should totally hire me even if I don't want him to take X.

I'll make it memorable enough.

[Dino Velvet]

Oh, and OP should totally hire me even if I don't want him to take X.

I'll make it memorable enough.

I saw your photo album. I make mess. Chair like fly paper.

[Ms.Stepford]

I saw your photo album. I make mess. Chair like fly paper.

Mmmm good.

Another offering of bodily fluid to the Goddess.

I feel energized. ;)

edit: blood, sweat, and cum :)

[Dino Velvet]

Mmmm good.

Another offering of bodily fluid to the Goddess.

I feel energized. ;)

Little backed up so I'm not sure if you get a tsunami or more of an avalanche.

[Ms.Stepford]

I'd open my mouth for either, and pretend like I was going to catch them all, even though they'd probably run down my chin.

[Dino Velvet]

I'd open my mouth for either, and pretend like I was going to catch them all, even though they'd probably run down my chin.

God damn that's hot! Got some running down my leg after reading that. Fuck!:jerkoff

[Ms.Stepford]

Haha. That's what I do!

Responding only encourages me.

[Ms.Stepford]

I actually used to be really annoyed when I'd get people off for free, but I'm making enough money these days that I can have fun again.

That makes me really happy.

[Ms.Stepford]

This is a super fun forum for teasing tranny porn pervs.

I like it here.

[Dino Velvet]

Haha. That's what I do!

Responding only encourages me.

You conjured up a theft of my ghost and probably will steal it again.

[Ms.Stepford]

You conjured up a theft of my ghost and probably will steal it again.

I'm sure of it.

If you like my amateur stuff, you'll love the professional work that'll come out soon.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm sure of it.

If you like my amateur stuff, you'll love the professional work that'll come out soon.

Sounds good. You just got here and have already made quite an impression.

[Ms.Stepford]

Thank you, much :)

I'm planning on being around for awhile.

[Dino Velvet]

Thank you, much :)

I'm planning on being around for awhile.

I approve for sure.

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/picture.php?albumid=1453&pictureid=10099

[Ms.Stepford]

I'm so excited to have other people shoot me, outside my room.

(Notice the open window next to me, too.)

Figuring out angles and lighting on your own shoots is a pain in the ass.

Also, I think the remote shutter control is in the hand that's spreading my ass in that pic.

I'm glad that you enjoy. It leads me to believe I'm going to have a lot of fun in the next few years. :)

Where'd OP go? I'm still on the hustle here.

[Ms.Stepford]

I could make him feel like he's on drugs when he's sober and he should totally PM me. :)

[lovestoplease]

ms stepford, if you were in the states id gladly open my asshole to you. with the escorts, i am prettymuch always going to get my brains fucked outta me or will it vary?

[Ms.Stepford]

Hon, look at my location.

[lovestoplease]

oh for some reasoni thought you were in UK. i could have swore i checked... anyways... ummmm... could you give me the fucking of a lifetime?

[Ms.Stepford]

PM me, sweety.

This seems to be a more permissive site than most, but I'm not trying to push it.

[Ryz]

OP should most definitely pop pills

[lovestoplease]

OP should most definitely pop pills

:)

anybody else have som advise/thoughts?