If I won the lottery i would

[sexyasianescorts]

Sitting here my neck and shoulders are killing me. Between being in the gym and at a computer its screwing up all my major joints.

Apart from a house with an indoor pool. If i won the lottery I would have a Thai massage person on call to crack all these joints.

What would you have???

Chloe x

[martin48]

Sitting here my neck and shoulders are killing me. Between being in the gym and at a computer its screwing up all my major joints.

Apart from a house with an indoor pool. If i won the lottery I would have a Thai massage person on call to crack all these joints.

What would you have???

Chloe x

I'll go with something Thai, cracks and joints!

[txjr3]

....I'd be dead within two years

[sydburn9]

I will buy a nice house for me and one for my mom (love this women). And a nice car to drive and travel the whole time !

[Janna_b]

Depending on how much I won, all I can say is that all my close friends and family would never have to work again and I would spend the rest of my life traveling.

[serial138]

Depending on how much I won, all I can say is that all my close friends and family would never have to work again and I would spend the rest of my life traveling.

I've always daydreamed about winning, not telling anyone til after I collected, and having a party for close family and friends. Then handing out fat checks to everyone (with tax taken out so they don't get slammed at tax time, because I'm thoughtful like that). Maybe having a seating chart and taping the checks under everyones chairs or something crazy like that.

Pay off my parents house for them probably. Travel a lot. Maybe buy a house when I find a city I plan to stay in.

But having an on-call masseuse would be pretty awesome too, I'm not going to lie.

[Dino Velvet]

I'd visit my BPHDHs more often if I won the lottery.

[Stavros]

-Arrange a date with Jennifer Paris.
-Arrange a date with Yasmin Lee.
-Arange a date with Gia Darling.
-Arrange a date with Mint.
-Arrange another date with Jennifer Paris.
-Arrange another date with Yasmin Lee.
-Arange another date with Gia Darling.
-Arrange another date with Mint.
-Arrange a visit to the UK with 5 (yes, 5) transexuals I know on the understanding that I will have carnal relations with them multiple times, and maybe, just maybe take then to Paris, Rome and Amsterdam...
-Take at least one transexual friend to Las Vegas, to see a show, and watch her lose $5,000 at blackjack...(presumably)
-Spend time in a health spa losing weight (as in: as long as it takes...)
-Arrange sessions with cosmetic surgeons who will work wonders with very little to go on...
-Rent an apartment in Manhattan from July to December.
-Have dinner with Ben if only to persuade her to stop quoting Noam Chomsky all the time.
-ask (beg?) Trish for a guided tour of the Smithsonian...
And so on, and so on.

[TS Evelyn Summers]

Go STRAIGHT to Roberto's Taco Shop!

[Quiet Reflections]

Take care of my friend and family first. then open a bar

[Dino Velvet]

Float enough cash to royally bottom-out top-only TS hookers.

http://blog.search-mojo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/milliondollarman.jpg
"Everybody's gotta price for The Million Dollar Man! Bwa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!!"

[buttslinger]

send Nikka two dollars.

[Dino Velvet]

send Nikka two dollars.

You'd triple her recent wages.

[buttslinger]

You'd triple her recent wages.

ha ha, I'd put Her in my Entourage as Fixer, Fister, and Designated Leg Breaker.
If I had money I would make Michael Jackson look normal.....hee hee

[robertlouis]

-Arrange a date with Jennifer Paris.
-Arrange a date with Yasmin Lee.
-Arange a date with Gia Darling.
-Arrange a date with Mint.
-Arrange another date with Jennifer Paris.
-Arrange another date with Yasmin Lee.
-Arange another date with Gia Darling.
-Arrange another date with Mint.
-Arrange a visit to the UK with 5 (yes, 5) transexuals I know on the understanding that I will have carnal relations with them multiple times, and maybe, just maybe take then to Paris, Rome and Amsterdam...
-Take at least one transexual friend to Las Vegas, to see a show, and watch her lose $5,000 at blackjack...(presumably)
-Spend time in a health spa losing weight (as in: as long as it takes...)
-Arrange sessions with cosmetic surgeons who will work wonders with very little to go on...
-Rent an apartment in Manhattan from July to December.
-Have dinner with Ben if only to persuade her to stop quoting Noam Chomsky all the time.
-ask (beg?) Trish for a guided tour of the Smithsonian...
And so on, and so on.

That reads just like a bucket list, old chap.

[SXFX]

Two girls at once!

[Rusty Eldora]

Two girls at once!

... for a Weekend

[bluesoul]

Take care of my friend and family first. then open a bar

that lucky friend.

i would go into the pharmaceutical business and also make a rap music video (or two)

[stan.smith]

I've daydreamed about winning the lotto for years! def take care of my fam and close friends but before we all jump to buyin yatchs n travelling via private jet dont forget about UNCLE SAM

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/mega-millionaires--big-tax-bills.html

[Stavros]

That reads just like a bucket list, old chap.

Ok I admit it, I was writing under the influence of Don Rioja, which doesnt often happen, certainly not in Lent, but there you go.

[Jericho]

Dies within a month...Probably...But what a month!

[Tumblepop2002]

I’d buy a house in Thailand employ the services of 100’s of the hottest TS and make my ladyboy version of the Playboy mansion. The acts of depravity would be on a Pompeian scale and illegal in every country. Champagne would run out of the taps and world class chefs would cook my meals while I was carried around in a solid gold chair surveying my Kingdom of sodomy. Then I’d probably just waste the rest of the money.

[Prospero]

How big is this lottery award then> A solid gold chair? A mansion? Hundreds of hot Thai ladyboys? This sounds more like warren Buffett or Bill Gates like territory.

But playing along with the fantasy... a very large but beautiful ocean going yacht crewed by the finest looking girls and transsexuals in the world (making sure that some have good nautical as well as naughtycal skills plus some with the very finest talents as chefs), the finest food in the world, all of my favourite music (perhaps a good string quartet to play live at the orgies) and a Library with all the books i will ever want to read... oh and some of the world's great art treasures for my stateroom (including a couple of Vermeers, a choice Picasso or three, my favourite Breughels, the finest german expressionist paintings a few illuminated books of hours and others as i think of the.. and a cellar full of the very best vintage wine and plenty o the best Single Malt Whiskys,

[RallyCola]

1) quit my job and go back to school for another PhD, maybe a JD too...I need more letters after my name
2) establish foundation support for young investigators to rival the k awards
3) buy another vacation house on beachfront property....the poconos house was such a waste!!!
4) buy the house next to mine since i hate my neighbors and want to expand mine but we are currently engaged in a property line dispute and i know they are upside down on their house so i could get it cheap and give them the old 'fuck you' on the way out.
5) use my new wealth to meet other investors to formulate a group to buy both the yankees and knicks from their retarded owners and restore both franchises to championship glory

that about sums up what i would do with mega millions or powerball money.

if i won the standard lotto, that really wouldn't do a whole lot for me because a million just isn't alot of money anymore so i'd just invest most and buy the beach house.

[Bribi]

Don't think I would do crazy stuff.
I would probably save a lot to just enjoy when I want to, but I wouldn't buy a crazy house or a huge boat or whatever just because I can afford it.
I would live knowing I can afford all I want, so buying what I want, but not stupid things I don't really want

[Prospero]

Oh you want REAL? Okay. Fund a couple of pet film projects I want to do. Buy a new house. If its a LOT of money buy an apartment in Paris and one in NYC. Always fly Business or First. Give lots of money to friends who have financial problems.

[Willie Escalade]

I wouldn't tell anybody here! In fact, besides my immediate family, there are only a select few I'd tell at all.

Now when they see me pull up in that Bentley Mulsanne they'll know something's up haha...

[dfwtsfan]

I’d buy a house in Thailand employ the services of 100’s of the hottest TS and make my ladyboy version of the Playboy mansion.I've thought about the Brazilian version of that, and...

Opening up a huge and classy high-end tgirl strip club. Make the buildings interior and exterior so extravagant and impressive, and the quality of the girls, that guys want to fly-in from all over, versus any other type of vacation destination. Sort of like the dream of building Las Vegas and casinos out in the desert, when everyone else thought it was a crazy idea. Have a club recruiter on-staff whose job is to scour all media sources, looking for the hottest tgirls, and making them offers (plane ticket, room, board, salary, etc) to come work there for awhile, earning huge tips from customer lap dances in VIP, lol. And just like some strip clubs bring-in top porn stars occasionally, do that every week with the cream-of-the-crop hottest and most beautiful tgirls. Make everything about the place and the girls so impressive, every guy who likes tgirls keeps wanting to fly there several times a year, to see some new ones, plus their favorites from their previous visit, along with whatever top tgirl porn star is there that week they've been dying to meet.

[SpoogeMonkey]

i would live out some twisted fantasies..

probably first get really fit, have a bunch of kids employ some maid to look after them.

then, with that done i would have a full sex change, make myself as beautiful as I could and fuck loads of men and women. during my rapid transition live out a number of really sordid fantasies..

when i was bored of that, i would open up my vast house to look after aspiring shemale s, ladyboys etc and help to fund their transitions.. acting as a sort of matriarchal figure. occasionally taking a man to keep me amused or having lesbian relations with a variety of women of all sizes.

then i would retire near the sea with a tea shop and singing songs to entertain old ladies, but the words would be suggestive of the sexual adventures id have had..

[TsJennifer]

-Arrange a date with Jennifer Paris.
-Arrange a date with Yasmin Lee.
-Arange a date with Gia Darling.
-Arrange a date with Mint.
-Arrange another date with Jennifer Paris.
-Arrange another date with Yasmin Lee.
-Arange another date with Gia Darling.
-Arrange another date with Mint.
-Arrange a visit to the UK with 5 (yes, 5) transexuals I know on the understanding that I will have carnal relations with them multiple times, and maybe, just maybe take then to Paris, Rome and Amsterdam...
-Take at least one transexual friend to Las Vegas, to see a show, and watch her lose $5,000 at blackjack...(presumably)
-Spend time in a health spa losing weight (as in: as long as it takes...)
-Arrange sessions with cosmetic surgeons who will work wonders with very little to go on...
-Rent an apartment in Manhattan from July to December.
-Have dinner with Ben if only to persuade her to stop quoting Noam Chomsky all the time.
-ask (beg?) Trish for a guided tour of the Smithsonian...
And so on, and so on.


Lol. Your too cute. Thank you

[Stavros]

Lol. Your too cute. Thank you

Gasp! Watch this space!

[elchingon8]

Pay for my gf's surgeries
buy a nice house in orange county
buy a nice car
distribute it among my family
SAVE IT

[castor_troyuk]

If we're talking a mega millions win in the region of over 100million, then I guess I could try negotiate a deal to hire Jennifer Paris for a year, that'd take about 13 million. The. The uptake of wining and dining her would probably match that. Be a pretty damned good year though

[robertlouis]

If we're talking a mega millions win in the region of over 100million, then I guess I could try negotiate a deal to hire Jennifer Paris for a year, that'd take about 13 million. The. The uptake of wining and dining her would probably match that. Be a pretty damned good year though

....and spend the rest on your funeral? :dancing:

[robertlouis]

Gasp! Watch this space!

Time to put new batteries in the pacemaker, old chap. Just in case.