It's Saturday night and i'm bored and ill...

[jamesb121]

So, Saturday night in as i'm not well.

What to do?

I'm needing inspiration...

[RallyCola]

go out to a bar, buy a fat girl a few drinks, take her home, find a fold and fuck it?

[jamesb121]

Not going out as i'm full of cold.

I need things to do at home...

[LibertyHarkness]

grab a bottle of baby oil ...a nice comfy towel to sit on .. and put on some hot lesbian exploitation movies from the 70s and wank yourself into a stuperous coma ... then wake up tomorrow feeling like a king :)

[jamesb121]

grab a bottle of baby oil ...a nice comfy towel to sit on .. and put on some hot lesbian exploitation movies from the 70s and wank yourself into a stuperous coma ... then wake up tomorrow feeling like a king :)

Is the current winning suggestion...

[Wendy Summers]

pity you don't want to venture out -- I just made a pot of homemade chicken soup so I don't catch what's going around -- I would have ever shared.

[kukm4]

UFC on Fox, prelims in 5min then main event at 8pm/5pm pst.

[phillyguy21]

Catch the nearest liquor store before closing time, get a bottle, and drink until you feel better (or feel nothing at all).

[jamesb121]

pity you don't want to venture out -- I just made a pot of homemade chicken soup so I don't catch what's going around -- I would have ever shared.

Pity i'm the other side of the Atlantic otherwise i'd have made good your offer.

>makes soup<

[envivision]

go out to a bar, buy a fat girl a few drinks, take her home, find a fold and fuck it?


Welcome to the Sex Prison- aka the good ole USA.

I wish I was in Brazil, Germany or Bangkok where I have an infinite number of choices rather than a big fat girl - who looks like Honey Boo Boo mother.

[RallyCola]

Welcome to the Sex Prison- aka the good ole USA.

I wish I was in Brazil, Germany or Bangkok where I have an infinite number of choices rather than a big fat girl - who looks like Honey Boo Boo mother.

very little can make my penis hide other than fat women like honey boo boo's mother. i don't dislike thick or bbw women, but i have no use for the morbidly obese.

but that said, i don't know what part of the US you are in, but i don't need to be in another country...i might have to wade through a few fatties to find women of an acceptable size but there are usually far more attractive women in the bars i go to than ugly ones.