Message for Amberskyi

[TSPornFan]

Hello! Roses are red and my balls are blue for you. I have very deep and passionate fantasies about you Amber. You are the perfect woman for me. I am a 56 year old male who lives in a condom. I have spores coming out of my ass. My hair is falling out. I have problems holding it in. My dick is limp just for you!

Will you give this senior citizen a fair discount? I hope you offer senior specials. :salad

Thanks!

[GrimFusion]

How dare you ask for a discount!!!111!1!!1!
This should have been a PM!!!1!1!!!1!

lol.

[TSPornFan]

Hi sonny. I'm an elderly man. I don't understand your internet concepts. What is a PM? Pissy Mom?

[GrimFusion]

Yes. This message should have been a pissy mom.
Watersports for the win.

[RallyCola]

i'll take a whoopi for the block

[robertlouis]

Mods, can I suggest we lock these threads? Everyone's having fun, but it must be tiresome at the very least for Amber.

[hippifried]

Oh. Amber on the menu at Denny's? Don't steal the salt shaker.