A or B

[RallyCola]

its simple...post a choice of 2 things and await an answer. when answering, please continue the game with another set of choices. i'll start.

a. captain kirk
b. captain piccard

[DoMeNow]

Picard, by a country mile!

a. horse?
b. hound?

[MdR Dave]

Hound.

A. Fat Ass (Kardashian)

B. Skinny but well-formed ass (Jovovich)

[MHarrigan82]

A. Phat Ass Kardashian

[MdR Dave]

C'mon Harrigan, this could be fun.

A. You didn't notice you needed to provide another A/B set.

B. You don't care to continue this game.

[rydermorrison]

:p

A. Captain EO
B. Captain Planet

[Willie Escalade]

:p

A. Captain EO
B. Captain Planet

Captain EO; can't go wrong with the King of Pop!

PC

Or

Mac

?

[MHarrigan82]

A PC

Sorry MdR Dave

A. Budlight
B. Miller Light

[boris58]

A. Ironman
B. Captain America

[ed_jaxon]

Iron Man. Better Song

A. Ryder ass

B. Ryder face

[SmithXXX]

A. Ryder face (I had to flip a coin)

A. Blonde

B. Brunette

[maxpower]

B. Brunette




A. Beatles

B. Stones

[GrimFusion]

Beatles.

A. Live long.
B. Die young.

[RallyCola]

live long

CNN or Fox News

[MHarrigan82]

CNN

Coke or Pepsi

[MdR Dave]

Coke.


Coke or crank?

[Dino Velvet]

Coke

Weed or Booze?

[Jericho]

Coke

Weed or Booze?

Booze.

Vodka or Gin?

[Dino Velvet]

Vodka

Irish Whiskey or Scotch?

[RallyCola]

irish whiskey

totally shaven or full bush

[GrimFusion]

irish whiskey

totally shaven or full bush

Totally shaven. (honestly, neatly trimmed and groomed, but that wasn't an option).

Pork or chicken?

[RallyCola]

bacon above all so i guess pork.

ford or chevy

[fred41]

Ford (although at one time I would say Chevy)

Toyota or Honda?

[RallyCola]

toyota. hondas are for grandmothers and kids that like to rice out their cars

harry potter or the holy bible

[SmithXXX]

Holy Bible (a lot more action.....no I'm NOT a Bible thumper either)

A. Top

B. Bottom

C'mon some one HAD to ask...lol

[RallyCola]

top...especially if its this one

http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/inception.jpg



better 1994 movie (i.e. which one really deserved the oscar)

a. pulp fiction
b. forrest gump

[GrimFusion]

Pulp Fiction

Who would you rather screw;

A. Rosie O'Donnell
B. Richard Simmons

[livepersona]

top...especially if its this one

http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/inception.jpg



better 1994 movie (i.e. which one really deserved the oscar)

a. pulp fiction
b. forrest gump

Pulp Fiction!

A. Night Club
B. Dive Bar

[GrimFusion]

Dive bar.

A. A broken fragment of an elephant's tusk
B. an open and half-used packet of grape kool-aid

[Chaos]

Kool-aid....(too hard to find the black market for ivory) :D

A.Own a Pet
B. Be a Pet

[danthepoetman]

Own one.

A. Bert Einstein
B. Michael Jordan

[GrimFusion]

Own one.

A. Bert Einstein
B. Michael Jordan

I'll choose to own Albert Einstein. Wait, does he come with a cage?

A. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN-xq7t6pKw

B. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVljiwwqwfc

[danthepoetman]

Really nice. Stuff I didn’t know anything about. I’ll go with the outrageous A. The Creator, I think…

A. Lost in the desert or
B. on a bark in the middle of the ocean

[Prospero]

Lost in the desert


Dylan or Springsteen

[danthepoetman]

Oh! my God! this one is easy, Prospero: Dylan.

How about:
A. Dylan Thomas
B. Allan Ginsberg

[Prospero]

Dylan Thomas

Star Wars OR
James Bond

[danthepoetman]

Now that’s a tough one! Can’t go with the “Wizzard of Oz” inspired neon silliness. Bond.

A. Bergman
B. Tarkowsky

[RallyCola]

since bergman was a source of inspiration for tarkowsky, i'm going with the originator.

IHOP or Denny's for breakfast?

[Prospero]

IHOP

and for bad burgers
Macdonalds or
Burger King

[Dino Velvet]

Burger King

KFC or Popeye's?

[GrimFusion]

Popeye's.

A. Zathura
B. Jumanji

[Quiet Reflections]

Jumanji

skateboarding
or
Snowboarding

[Prospero]

Snowboarding

Evolution or
The Bible

[Quiet Reflections]

Evolution

Coffee
or
Tea

[danthepoetman]

Coffee

Practicing sports or
watching sports

[Quiet Reflections]

practicing sports

Surfing
or
swimming

[danthepoetman]

Swimming.

George Smith Paton or
Nicolai Joukov

[Quiet Reflections]

Patton

Looks
or
Brains

[Dino Velvet]

Looks(no brainer)

Iced Tea or Hot Tea?

[Quiet Reflections]

Hot tea

Snakes
or
cats

[Dino Velvet]

Cats

Football or Soccer

[GoddessAthena85]

Snakes

A. The beach
B. The mountains

[Quiet Reflections]

Snakes

A. The beach
B. The mountains
The mountains(more trees)

love
or
great sex

[Quiet Reflections]

Cats

Football or Soccer
Football

Japan
or
China

[GoddessAthena85]

The mountains(more trees)

love
or
great sex

Love...

A. The perfect steak
B. Feeding the houseless

[martin48]

Love...

A. The perfect steak
B. Feeding the houseless

I should say "B" but go on "A"

A. Receiving presents

B. Giving presents

[RallyCola]

receiving presents.

better holiday...
mlk day or flag day

[Dino Velvet]

Flag Day

Paper or Plastic

[RallyCola]

plastic. i don't need paper to cover my textbooks anymore.

community college or technical school

[MdR Dave]

Tech (assuming no plans to move to a 4 year program.)

MILF or barely legal?

[Quiet Reflections]

Love...

A. The perfect steak
B. Feeding the houseless
Feeding the homeless

pickup trucks
or
four wheelers

[RallyCola]

Feeding the homeless

pickup trucks
or
four wheelers


four wheelers....that's for entertainment. pick up trucks are for getting mexican day laborers at home depot


Tech (assuming no plans to move to a 4 year program.)

MILF or barely legal?

def barely legal. milfs can be good, but younger girls are always hotter.


threesome with 2 tgirls or 2 ggirls

[SmithXXX]

I'd prefer it to be one of each :), but will go with 2 GG's

A. Sean Connery as Bond

B. Daniel Craig as Bond

[danthepoetman]

Connery (I show my age)

Reason or
Passion

[Dino Velvet]

Passion

UCLA or USC

[danthepoetman]

UCLA

Boxing or
MMA

[Dino Velvet]

MMA

Greco-Roman or Freestyle

[danthepoetman]

Greco-Roman

Al Capone or
John Gotti

[envivision]

Greco-Roman

Al Capone or
John Gotti

Capone -real paysano

A. Carla Novaes
B. Vaniity

[danthepoetman]

Carla

Heaven (hehehe!) or
Hell (hehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!)

[SmithXXX]

Heaven

Rock
or
hip hop

[Quiet Reflections]

Rock

Night sex
or
day sex

[SmithXXX]

Day sex

ShemalePornstar.com
or
Shemale.XXX

[JenniferParisHusband]

Shemale.XXX

Who would win in a fight

A) Michael J Fox

or

B) Mohamed Ali (As he is now)

[danthepoetman]

Ali because of his chin... ehrm...

The sun or
the moon

[Prospero]

The sun

Los Angeles or New York

[maxpower]

New York



Letterman or Leno?

[Quiet Reflections]

Leno

milk
or
non dairy creamer

[Prospero]

Milk

Bagel or Croissant

[danthepoetman]

Croissants

WW1 (disgusting, bloody trenches type of fun) or
WW2 (the horror)

[Prospero]

WW2 (it hasn't brought a major global conflagration to us quite as quickly as the unresolved business of WW1)

Dimsun or
Sushi

[Quiet Reflections]

Sushi

Swords
or
Battle Axes

[Prospero]

Swords

Roses or Lilies

[danthepoetman]

Ah! Roses!

Orwell’s 1984 type of future or
Dick’s Blade Runner type of future

[Quiet Reflections]

Blade runner

fast zombies
or
Freddy Krueger

[danthepoetman]

Fast zombies!

Erik von Daniken or
Uri Geller

[Quiet Reflections]

Geller

Descartes
or
Kant

[danthepoetman]

Kant

Howard Hughes or
Van Gogh

[Quiet Reflections]

Van Gogh

Ireland
or
Scotland

[Prospero]

Ireland

Danube or Rhine River Cruise

[danthepoetman]

The Blue Danube!

Alexander Dubcek or
Lech Walesa

[Quiet Reflections]

Lech Walesa

Heathcliff or Garfield (heathcliff came out first and was not a garfield knockoff if that helps)

[danthepoetman]

Still the big Garfield... :)

Sea or
Sky

[Quiet Reflections]

Sea

comedy
or
Drama

[danthepoetman]

Drama (by temperament)

Joy or
pleasure

[Prospero]

Joy

Russia or China

[martin48]

Joy

Russia or China

China

A: Coke
b: Pepsi

(Let's deal with the big issues)

[naresuan]

Coke

A.Thailand
B. Brazil

[Prospero]

Brazil
E Type Jaguar or
Aston Martin

[RallyCola]

aston martin


australia or new zealand

[Prospero]

New Zealand

Atlantic or Pacific

[RallyCola]

atlantic

better batman
val kilmer or george clooney

[Prospero]

Val Kilmer

Empire State Building or
The Chrysler

[GoddessAthena85]

Val Kilmer

Empire State Building or
The Chrysler

Empire state building

A. Batman
B. Superman

[Prospero]

Batman

Picasso or
Matisse

[martin48]

Matisse - the father of modern art

Why way does George Washington face on a quarter (no looking)?
Left or Right

[Dino Velvet]

Left

Thailand or The Philippines?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8-catvkYCk

[maxpower]

The Philippines.


Bacon or sausage?

[GoddessAthena85]

The Philippines.


Bacon or sausage?


Bacon

A. Tank Girl
B. Cassie Hack

[Prospero]

Tank Girl

Donald Duck
or
Micky Mouse

[Quiet Reflections]

mickey

carpet
or
hardwood

(cassie hack is way more bad ass)

[Prospero]

Carpet

Tolstoy or Proust

[Quiet Reflections]

Tolstoy

fifth gear
or
top gear

[Merkurie]

Top Gear

NASCAR or Formula 1

[Quiet Reflections]

Formula 1(by a mile)

Camembert the cheese not the location
or
Brie

[martin48]

Formula 1(by a mile)

Camembert the cheese not the location
or
Brie

Cheddar!

A: Sunlight
B: Moonlight

[LibertyHarkness]

Moonlight ...

piss or poo

[martin48]

Piss - If I must

[Prospero]

LOL both!

okay rear

Long grass
velvet couch

[Dino Velvet]

Long Grass

Lager or Ale?

[RallyCola]

ale


wine and cheese
or
beer and corn chips

[martin48]

ale


wine and cheese
or
beer and corn chips

A soft French cheese such as Maroilles with an Alsatian Pinot Gris or even a Châteauneuf-du-Pape

Natural
or
Silicone

[xtra11111]

Piss - If I must
A of course. Go with a nice rack everytime

[Dino Velvet]

A soft French cheese such as Maroilles with an Alsatian Pinot Gris or even a Châteauneuf-du-Pape

Natural
or
Silicone

Natural

Pumpkin Pie or Pecan Pie?

[morim]

Pecan pie

British or American Rock

[Dino Velvet]

American Rock

Chili: With Beans or Without?

[danthepoetman]

Oh! with beans, and refried if possible!

Cinema or
Music

[phillyguy21]

Music

Alcohol or Marijuana?

[GoddessAthena85]

Music

Alcohol or Marijuana?

Marijuana

A. Long hair
B. Short hair

[Merkurie]

long hair

Heels
or barefoot?

[danthepoetman]

Oh! barefoot, Merkurie... :)

A. End of humanity or
B. future with constant gigantic mass carnages as in the 20th century, total depredation of the planet and extinction of almost all its species…

(...and have a nice evening...)

[Merkurie]

Um ... I'll take B for the win.

Porsche
or Ferrari?

[RallyCola]

ferrari. women and men in mid life crises buy porsches.

pc or mac

[Quiet Reflections]

PC

Cigar
or
cigarette

[Dino Velvet]

Cigar(as long as it's got weed in it.)

Dodgers or Yankees?

[Merkurie]

Yankees

Asian or
Latin?

[Dino Velvet]

Asian

Pizza: Deep Dish or Thin Crust?

[Quiet Reflections]

Thin Crust

a cop that always gets his man
or
a criminal that never gets caught

[Merkurie]

criminal

Spike Lee or
Tyler Perry?

[Quiet Reflections]

Spike Lee

Tahiti
or
Hawaii

[danthepoetman]

Tahiti!

Bernard Madoff or
Manuel Noriega

[MdR Dave]

Noriega.

Lingering death or fiery crash?

[danthepoetman]

Fiery crash by far.

Life of wealth without creation or intellectual stimulation or
life of poverty filled with creativity and intellectual interests

[martin48]

Life of wealth (sod all this starving in a garret)

Beauty or Brains?

[danthepoetman]

Brains, almost unfortunately, would I say...

Literature or
Philosophy

[Prospero]

Literature

A luxury sea crossing or first class air flight

[martin48]

Sea crossing

A seasonal question?

[danthepoetman]

Fall

Birds or
Horses

[Prospero]

Birds

Venus or Mars

[danthepoetman]

Venus, the planet or the mount…

Pen or
computer

[Prospero]

Pen

Cat or dog

[danthepoetman]

Cat

Ruins of Greece or
ruins of pre-Columbian America

[RallyCola]

greco-roman stuff is worth more

paul jr or paul sr (of american chopper)

[danthepoetman]

Don’t know it, but I’ll go with jr…

Saint-Honoré or
cheese cake

[Chaos]

I'd say St. Honore,as I've never had it but it looks GOOD!!

Get Mad
or
Get Even

[RallyCola]

get even.


eva mendes or jennifer lopez

[danthepoetman]

Eva!

Peace of mind or
adrenaline

[Prospero]

Pace of mind

Africa or South America

[Chaos]

South America.

Zeus
or
Odin?

[danthepoetman]

Zeus

Animalistic sex or
attentive sexual know how

[Prospero]

attentive sexual know how

Gardens or wild woodland

[danthepoetman]

Wild woodlands

Tatcher or
Blair

[Prospero]

Blair (with major caveats)

Nero or Caligula

[danthepoetman]

How can you not love a man who named his favourite horse a senator? Caligula!

Franklyn Delano or
Theodor

[Prospero]

FDR... one of the greatest US Presidents ever

Mao or Lenin

[danthepoetman]

FDR, agreed. Lenin…

Challenges or
quiet pleasures

[Prospero]

Challenges

Moscow or St Petersburg

[danthepoetman]

Saint-Petersburg

Cicero or
Cesar

[RallyCola]

ceasar thanks.

romney or obama?

[danthepoetman]

(Sorry for the french, Rally)
Obama

The grasshopper or
the ant (La Fontaine)

[RallyCola]

the ant.

billy mays or anthony sullivan

[maxpower]

Billy Mays


Hash browns or home fries?

[RallyCola]

hash browns...nice and crispy.

street fighter or tekken

[brickcitybrother]

Tekken

Mustang or Camaro

[RallyCola]

z28 baby (because i got laid in one several times...never did it in a mustang)

pug or golden retreiver

[maxpower]

Golden Retriever (I had one in high school).


Ocean or swimming pool?

[martin48]

Ocean

Private healthcare for those that can afford it
or
Public healthcare for all

(Sorry not a funny choice)

[RallyCola]

public health care for all

tang or kool aid

[Prospero]

Public health care for all

Genghis Khan or Hernando Cortez

[RallyCola]

hey....prospero!!!

khan


back to mine

kool aid or tang

[maxpower]

Kool-Aid.



Orange Juice: Pulp or no pulp?

[RallyCola]

fuck pulp up its stupid ass. its presence decreases the volume in the carton for the real prize...a nice cold glass of delicious and clear OJ.

a choice of the black swan lesbians.
mila kunis
natalie portman

[MdR Dave]

Portman. Always choose Portman.

Ribeye or filet mignon?

[GrimFusion]

Ribeye.

A. Bacon
B. Pork rinds

[Prospero]

Bacon

grapefruit or French bread

[loveboof]

Ribeye.

A. Bacon
B. Pork rinds

Is pork rind the same as crackling? Either way, bacon wins!

A. Music
B. Films

(edit: urgh, too slow... you mean a baguette or french toast? - either way grapefruit sucks imo lol)

[Dino Velvet]

Bacon

grapefruit or French bread

French Bread

Apples or Orangutans?

[GrimFusion]

French Bread

Apples or Orangutans?


http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSCmERjVUWIw-GkM4t4HxxzDFZCVzdwX2KnFuDB4-MZrY1aI_sfeH8gFv4nBg
Orangutan.

A. Columbus Day
B. Arbor Day

[Dino Velvet]

Columbus Day

Grass or Astroturf?

[loveboof]

Woah.. looks like a few people have me on ignore :party:

(probably for the best lol)

[MdR Dave]

Is pork rind the same as crackling? Either way, bacon wins!

A. Music
B. Films

(edit: urgh, too slow... you mean a baguette or french toast? - either way grapefruit sucks imo lol)

Music.
" A or B" or "Word Association"?

[loveboof]

Music.
" A or B" or "Word Association"?

Word Association!

A. Shits
B. Giggles

[aprilian]

Giggles... Can lead to the shits thought.



A. Two wheels
B. Four wheels

[Merkurie]

Four wheels

Perky or
Pendulous?

[MdR Dave]

Perky.

Nubile or zaftig?

[Jericho]

Perky.

Nubile or zaftig?

Nubile.

Shaken or stirred?

[GrimFusion]

Stirred.

A. Video games
B. Board games

[Merkurie]

video games

slots or
table games

[maxpower]

Table games.


Pool or darts?

[Quiet Reflections]

Billiards

Photography
or
Painting

[danthepoetman]

Photography (that was a tough one, QuietReflections)

Michael Schumaker or
Alain Prost

[Merkurie]

Schumacher

Williams or
McLaren

[danthepoetman]

McLaren.

Succubus or
Vamp

[GrimFusion]

Succubus.

A. Korn
B. Incubus

[Prospero]

Neither



Marilyn Monroe or Elizabeth Taylor

[Merkurie]

Marilyn Monroe

Deep House or
Hip Hop

[Prospero]

Deephouse

Blue eyes or brown eyes

[GrimFusion]

Brown eyes.

A. Forced to watch your parents screw 100 times.
B. Join in with them once.

[Prospero]

Forced to watch them


Sleep with Obama
Sleep with Romney

[RallyCola]

sleep with romney so i may steal his passwords and atm card

punch paul ryan in the dick
punch michele bachmann in the cunt

[loveboof]

A. Korn
B. Incubus


Neither

O M G... Did you just break the rules and not pick A or B?!

I can't help but think you did so out of disdain for the bands too; Incubus is a great band! Mike Einziger & Ben Kenney are really good musicians, not to mention Brandon Boyd's lyrical skills + vocal talent...

Shame on you Prospero. Can we get a mod in here to disqualify Prospero's answer to Grim? :P

[MdR Dave]

Bachman. Can I punch her with my dick?

Paris Hilton or Lindsey Lohan?

[RallyCola]

O M G... Did you just break the rules and not pick A or B?!

I can't help but think you did so out of disdain for the bands too; Incubus is a great band! Mike Einziger & Ben Kenney are really good musicians, not to mention Brandon Boyd's lyrical skills + vocal talent...

Shame on you Prospero. Can we get a mod in here to disqualify Prospero's answer to Grim? :P


i caught that but lacked the energy to fight with him about it.

in my mind, he picked Korn so we will leave it at that.

Anyway, what's he going to do...disqualify his own answer???




Bachman. Can I punch her with my dick?

Paris Hilton or Lindsey Lohan?

1st off...yes, you can punch her with your dick.

2nd...Lilo all day and all night. i fucking hate paris hilton and most of the time, unless it is a fat horrid smelly greasy, bloated hairy buck-tooth fucktard, i'm going to pick the other girl in any contest with paris hilton.



betty white or cloris lechman....oh yeah...that's right, choice of the ggilfs

[GrimFusion]

Betty White.

A. Rich and ugly
B. Poor but attractive

[RallyCola]

rich and ugly.

i am already both and it works well for me. poor people suck.

better must see tv?
seinfeld or friends

[maxpower]

Seinfeld.


Better AMC series:

Breaking Bad or The Walking Dead?

[RallyCola]

the walking dead.


if you saw the last episode of the walking dead...
is lori really dead or
is rick going to find her alive in the next episode

[danthepoetman]

I didn’t see it, Rally, but something tells me she’ll be alive…

Saladin (Ṣalāḥ ad-Dīn Yūsuf ibn Ayyūb) or
Richard Lionheart

[RallyCola]

for a dude that was worth around $4 billion in ransom (2012 value), you have to go with richie


better role model
mlk
gandi

[danthepoetman]

It seems he liked keeping very young women close by at night, but I’ll go with the "apostle of peace"…

Newton or
Einstein

[Prospero]

Einstein

(or both... see there i go again, suggesting i might break the rules. LOL)


Castro or General Pinochet

[danthepoetman]

Castro

Caravagio or
Greco

[Prospero]

Caravaggio

Scientology or the Unification Church

[danthepoetman]

Uffff! Think I’ll go with the Moonists. Then again no: the Scientologists…

Schoenberg or
Scriabin

[Prospero]

Scriabin (In terms of music I like though in terms of importance Schoenberg)

Pablo Casals

Maria Callas

[danthepoetman]

The divine Maria Callas…

Marx or
Bakounine

[Prospero]

Marx

Coffee or Tea

[danthepoetman]

Tea

Tatcher or
Reagan

(I'll never forget the day Margarett Tatcher received Augusto Pinochet. They were rivalling in politness with one another...)

[Prospero]

Reagan (by a whisker - he was less intelligent than Mrs T and thus less deliberatly inclined to do the wrong thing)

Fragonard or Boucher

[danthepoetman]

Boucher, for his greater sensuality…

Empyrean or
Elysium

[Prospero]

Empyrean

Aristotle or Plato

[danthepoetman]

Aristotle (founder of all sciences and a bit more solid on everybody's good old earth; besides, a case can be made for Plato to be the founder of Christianism as most consider it).

Sociology or
anthropology

[Prospero]

Anthropology

Islam or Catholicism

[danthepoetman]

Catholicism (but only because of the childhood images)

Buddhism
Zen or
Thibetan

[Prospero]

Zen

Paris Hilton or
Paris,Texas

[danthepoetman]

Paris,Texas

To be very troubled or
to be in some trouble

[Prospero]

in some trouble

Constantinople or Rome

[danthepoetman]

Can't but go with the Eternal City...

Ragtime or
Be bop time

[Prospero]

Be bop time

Mingus
or Monk

[danthepoetman]

Monk

Beethoven’s Ode to Joy or
Orff’s Carmina Burana

[RallyCola]

ode to joy

football or futbol

[danthepoetman]

Football (american)

Whisky or
cognac

[RallyCola]

def whiskey....i love me some single malt


margarita?
frozen or on the rocks

[Prospero]

On the rocks

Laphproig or
Taiisker

[danthepoetman]

You’ll tell me I’m cheating, Prospero, but I would dye rather than put ice in my malt. Reduce the work of these artisans who waited more than a decade, if not two, to present to the palate the result of their work. But I think you’re just making me talk here, aren’t you…?
I’d probably put ice more in the Talisker than the delicate Laphroig…

Schroedinger’s cat or
Pavlov’s dog

[Prospero]

Schrodinger's cat

Woody Allen
or Woody Herman

[danthepoetman]

Woody Allen

Niels Bohr incomprehensible microcosmic world or
Einstein’s square God for an infinite universe

[RallyCola]

bohr

professor x or magneto

[danthepoetman]

Magneto (I’m always with the bad guys)

Pudding or
mousse

[Quiet Reflections]

Pudding

coke
or
Pepsi