I'm jittery from my coffee this morning...

[Wendy Summers]

not sure if that means too much coffee or not enough.

Although I bet if I held on while sitting still I could give someone an awesome handjob this morning.

[TempestTS]

not sure if that means too much coffee or not enough.

Although I bet if I held on while sitting still I could give someone an awesome handjob this morning.

Have another cup and get over here :whistle:

[Wendy Summers]

Have another cup and get over here :whistle:

You... me... and a Starbucks couch. #nuffsaid

[Dino Velvet]

I think Starbucks will stop serving you if you get so jittery you bite someone's wiener off on their couch..

[Wendy Summers]

I think Starbucks will stop serving you if you get so jittery you bite someone's wiener off on their couch..

I'll offer hand jobs to all the Batista's... they'll never kick me out.

[GrimFusion]

I'll offer hand jobs to all the Batista's... they'll never kick me out.

A large vanilla creme Fap'puccino coming up.
*fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*. :jerkoff

[Dino Velvet]

I'll offer hand jobs to all the Batista's... they'll never kick me out.

Do you like to stand next to the cream and offer a fella half & half?

[Wendy Summers]

Do you like to stand next to the cream and offer a fella half & half?

Funny, now that I lactate everyone wants me to squirt into their coffee...

[Wendy Summers]

A large vanilla creme Fap'puccino coming up.
*fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*, *fap*. :jerkoff

I like this joke so much I wanna fap to it.

[Dino Velvet]

Funny, now that I lactate everyone wants me to squirt into their coffee...

You could put on 3 sweaters and steam your milk.

[Wendy Summers]

You could put on 3 sweaters and steam your milk.

I'm surprised you didn't suggest a Cleveland steamer.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm surprised you didn't suggest a Cleveland steamer.

They try to sell those under the glass for six bucks when they're not even nice and steamy anymore.

[Wendy Summers]

They try to sell those under the glass for six bucks when they're not even nice and steamy anymore.

good rule of thumb: avoid anything sold under glass at Starbucks

[Dino Velvet]

good rule of thumb: avoid anything sold under glass at Starbucks

Yeah. Those aren't sesames in that log.

[Wendy Summers]

Yeah. Those aren't sesames in that log.

I'm scared to know what log you are discussing... :/

[youngblood61]

The hell with the coffee I'll take the hand job!:jerkoff

[BiBoyinBeantown]

Must be the Starbuck's out of the movie Idiocracy heheheheh

[Wendy Summers]

Must be the Starbuck's out of the movie Idiocracy heheheheh

WHat can I say... I'm an In-duh-vidual.

[Prospero]

I'm always jittery from the coffee - I print about two pints a day

[Ecstatic]

I didn't think it was possible for you to have too much coffee!

[riccadevia]

Although it doesn't happen alot, once in awhile I get sooo jittery from coffee I could be a Michael J. Fox stunt double...

[Dino Velvet]

I've cut down on caffeine slightly. When I worked as a bouncer in Santa Monica I always had a cup going. Started getting Lattes with 4 shots of espresso comp'd from Coffee Bean, sometimes 2 a day. I'd be so sped-up I couldn't stop babbling nonsense throughout my shift and was so dehydrated I was practically peeing sand.

[GrimFusion]

I used to buy Black Tiger milkshakes from CoffeePeople on a daily basis. Since then, I don't get jitters off of coffee, but it takes a good five or six cups just to get me going in the morning.

[Wendy Summers]

I didn't think it was possible for you to have too much coffee!

I don't think your kitchen can produce the levels of coffee I normally consume... let's put it this way -- you'd have a coffee expense equal to the income you get from shooting for my website. LOL

[Wendy Summers]

I've cut down on caffeine slightly. When I worked as a bouncer in Santa Monica I always had a cup going. Started getting Lattes with 4 shots of espresso comp'd from Coffee Bean, sometimes 2 a day. I'd be so sped-up I couldn't stop babbling nonsense throughout my shift and was so dehydrated I was practically peeing sand.

TL; DR

What I got was:

coffee makes you bouncy...

[Dino Velvet]

TL; DR

What I got was:

coffee makes you bouncy...

Probably looked that way. I couldn't stand still and customers would get sea sick looking at me before ordering their first drink. Fridays and Saturdays weren't as noticeable but Tuesdays I looked as schizophrenic as any of the worst winos walking around.

[Ecstatic]

I don't think your kitchen can produce the levels of coffee I normally consume... let's put it this way -- you'd have a coffee expense equal to the income you get from shooting for my website. LOL

Remind me next time to set up our spare coffee maker in the studio for you! With a couple lbs of coffee just for you. And we should break out our Faema expresso machine as well.

[Wendy Summers]

Probably looked that way. I couldn't stand still and customers would get sea sick looking at me before ordering their first drink. Fridays and Saturdays weren't as noticeable but Tuesdays I looked as schizophrenic as any of the worst winos walking around.

I've always presumed you'd look like a whino regardless

[Dino Velvet]

I've always presumed you'd look like a whino regardless

I dressed like this for work. No Charles Palantine button though.

http://www.oddfilms.com/blog/media/travis-bickle-smiling-mohawk.jpg

[Ben]

not sure if that means too much coffee or not enough.

Although I bet if I held on while sitting still I could give someone an awesome handjob this morning.

Coffee: Better Latte Than Never - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhOegen3UXc)

[Jericho]

WTF kinda coffee are you monkeys drinking?

[Dino Velvet]

WTF kinda coffee are you monkeys drinking?

Peet's French Roast for me with plenty of cream and sugar.

http://external.ak.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQCSNAxSPayaA5to&url=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F41MDIT6rNQL.jpg

[Chaos]

WTF kinda coffee are you monkeys drinking?

I haven't had a cup of coffee in at least 6 months...I miss it sometimes.:whistle:

[GrimFusion]

WTF kinda coffee are you monkeys drinking?

I make mud; the kind of coffee that seems more suitable to chew than drink.

[BiBoyinBeantown]

Trader Joe's French Roast, made in a French press. They used to carry Costa Rican Tarrazú, but they don't any more. :-(

[Wendy Summers]

WTF kinda coffee are you monkeys drinking?

It's not what -- but how much -- I'm at about 2 pots per day