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10-07-2012, 01:08 AM
Arkansas Republican: Slavery Was a Blessing For Black People
Now Arkansas, you didn’t think we forgot about you, did you? We know, sometimes it’s hard to compete in the news cycle, what with Minnesota Republicans campaigning in liberal synagogues on Yom Kippur and Texas Representatives telling Pakistani-American law students to go back to Afghanistan.
But guess what, Arkansas? Today is your day!! Because one of your state representatives, Jon Hubbard (R-Jonesboro), has written a veritable treasure trove of derp-nuggets. And then after Hubbard wrote all those derp-nuggets, he set them down, took a deep breath, read them over again with a clear head, and decided “yes, this is exactly what I want to say; this is brilliant,” and then he sent them off to a publisher, had them bound into a book, and began selling it on Amazon. It’s called Letters to the Editor: Confessions of a Frustrated Conservative. Let’s have a look!
Derp Nugget #1: Slavery was actually a blessing for black people.
“… the institution of slavery that the black race has long believed to be an abomination upon its people may actually have been a blessing in disguise. The blacks who could endure those conditions and circumstances would someday be rewarded with citizenship in the greatest nation ever established upon the face of the Earth.” (Pages 183-89)
Derp Nugget #2: Wouldn’t it be great if black people stopped being so ignorant all the time?
“Wouldn’t life for blacks in America today be more enjoyable and successful if they would only learn to appreciate the value of a good education?” (Page 184)
Derp Nugget #3: Integration made white people dumber and lazier.
“… one of the stated purposes of school integration was to bring black students up to a level close to that of white students. But, ......Page 27)
Derp Nugget #4: If only black people would be more inclusive and contribute to society.
**Hubbard is up for reelection this year. Here is a link to his Democratic opponent, Harold Copenhaver, in case you want to donate. (The Daily Dolt has no association with either of these candidates. We just feel bad for the people living in Arkansas who are not actually fuck-wads, including the 16% black population there.)
http://www.thedailydolt.com/2012/10/06/arkansas-republican-slavery-was-a-blessing-for-black-people/
Now Arkansas, you didn’t think we forgot about you, did you? We know, sometimes it’s hard to compete in the news cycle, what with Minnesota Republicans campaigning in liberal synagogues on Yom Kippur and Texas Representatives telling Pakistani-American law students to go back to Afghanistan.
But guess what, Arkansas? Today is your day!! Because one of your state representatives, Jon Hubbard (R-Jonesboro), has written a veritable treasure trove of derp-nuggets. And then after Hubbard wrote all those derp-nuggets, he set them down, took a deep breath, read them over again with a clear head, and decided “yes, this is exactly what I want to say; this is brilliant,” and then he sent them off to a publisher, had them bound into a book, and began selling it on Amazon. It’s called Letters to the Editor: Confessions of a Frustrated Conservative. Let’s have a look!
Derp Nugget #1: Slavery was actually a blessing for black people.
“… the institution of slavery that the black race has long believed to be an abomination upon its people may actually have been a blessing in disguise. The blacks who could endure those conditions and circumstances would someday be rewarded with citizenship in the greatest nation ever established upon the face of the Earth.” (Pages 183-89)
Derp Nugget #2: Wouldn’t it be great if black people stopped being so ignorant all the time?
“Wouldn’t life for blacks in America today be more enjoyable and successful if they would only learn to appreciate the value of a good education?” (Page 184)
Derp Nugget #3: Integration made white people dumber and lazier.
“… one of the stated purposes of school integration was to bring black students up to a level close to that of white students. But, ......Page 27)
Derp Nugget #4: If only black people would be more inclusive and contribute to society.
**Hubbard is up for reelection this year. Here is a link to his Democratic opponent, Harold Copenhaver, in case you want to donate. (The Daily Dolt has no association with either of these candidates. We just feel bad for the people living in Arkansas who are not actually fuck-wads, including the 16% black population there.)
http://www.thedailydolt.com/2012/10/06/arkansas-republican-slavery-was-a-blessing-for-black-people/