Football Season Question for the Americans

[Wendy Summers]

Your team's game is on the television... your TS girlfriend walks out wearing the sexiest lingerie she owns...

Would you keep watching the game?

[joeym75ld]

Blowjob while I watch the game.

[youngblood61]

Me, I'd still watch the game while she was doing me reverse cowgirl of course. Looking at ass and Football,best of both worlds.:)

[iswallowdeep]

Me? Set the dvr to record the game and practice a few snap drills of my own.

[TSPornFan]

Watch and fuck! It's the true art of multitasking!

[Wendy Summers]

Watch and fuck! It's the true art of multitasking!

Would you eat pizza or buffalo wings off her back while doing it?

[TSPornFan]

Would you eat pizza or buffalo wings off her back while doing it?

Sure!

[puller]

i would still watch the game cause if she really want some loving she would wait thats just selfish, cause you said my team is on not any team. a mans sport team is just like a womans favorite tv show. so just wait untill its over & ill fuck her brains out

[rbiller]

Not exactly the same situation Wendy, but this Sunday by beloved Buffalo Bills (yeah I know I'm crazy) are playing Cleveland and I more than likely will be driving to Toronto to have a duo with my 2 favorite TGirls. I guess I will probably DVR the game and hopefully I will not here the score before I watch it.

[Wendy Summers]

Sure!

I now have a game plan for seducing Franklin... :dancing:

[Wendy Summers]

Not exactly the same situation Wendy, but this Sunday by beloved Buffalo Bills (yeah I know I'm crazy) are playing Cleveland and I more than likely will be driving to Toronto to have a duo with my 2 favorite TGirls. I guess I will probably DVR the game and hopefully I will not here the score before I watch it.

Well that says you'd pick the girl not the game. :dancing:

[Dino Velvet]

I used to work at a strip club in Austin, Texas. The Yellow Rose on Lamar. Lots of TVs and Texans who like their Football. Poor girls would try to shake their twats for a dollar but the fellas would always gesture at them to remove themselves from the front of the TV. It was depressing and hilarious at the same time. I was watching the game too. Daytime girls were skanks anyway.

[GrimFusion]

Your team's game is on the television... your TS girlfriend walks out wearing the sexiest lingerie she owns...

Would you keep watching the game?

Absolutely not. I'm not a big football fan, but substitute Knights of the Old Republic for a Falcon's game and I'd still drop that controller lickity-split. Falcon-punch!

[Dino Velvet]

Absolutely not. I'm not a big football fan, but substitute Knights of the Old Republic for a Falcon's game and I'd still drop that controller lickity-split. Falcon-punch!

Atlanta Falcons vs Millennium Falcon?
What's the spread? Over/Under?

[GrimFusion]

Atlanta Falcons vs Millennium Falcon?
What's the spread? Over/Under?

Atlanta Falcons versus Captain Falcon.
http://attainablegrowth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Captain_Falcon.png
I think Captain Falcon would get over on the whole team with all the fisting and butt-rape he's so awesome at.
Add in Falco Lombardi and the whole thing turns into a versatile free-for-all.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb58374/ssb/images/1/1b/Falco_Lombardi(Clear).png
Do a barrel roll!

I couldn't imagine how a whole football team would fair against fucking a modified YT-1300 light freighter. I can't even imagine how that would work.

[Dino Velvet]

Atlanta Falcons versus Captain Falcon.
http://attainablegrowth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Captain_Falcon.png
I think Captain Falcon would get over on the whole team with all the fisting and butt-rape he's so awesome at.
Add in Falco Lombardi and the whole thing turns into a versatile free-for-all.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb58374/ssb/images/1/1b/Falco_Lombardi(Clear).png
Do a barrel roll!

I couldn't imagine how a whole football team would fair against fucking a modified YT-1300 light freighter. I can't even imagine how that would work.

The Falconer awaits.

http://i2.listal.com/image/1467499/500full.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-92zvXosPrRI/TdVsPYC_XvI/AAAAAAAAYmU/UKbWiMP1o1s/s1600/TheFalconer.jpg

[smoothboi]

If all I had to do was give up football to have a t-girlfriend, I'd do it in a second!

[Dino Velvet]

If all I had to do was give up football to have a t-girlfriend, I'd do it in a second!

Now that's a trap.

[Wendy Summers]

If all I had to do was give up football to have a t-girlfriend, I'd do it in a second!

You wouldn't be a good match for me then. 90% of all my serious relationships (regardless of gender) have been football fans.

I'm not so much of one.

Unless someones reaching between my legs to grab my balls, in which case I'm game.

[iswallowdeep]

Me? Set the dvr to record the game and practice a few snap drills of my own.

[FQUOTE=Wendy Summers;1203501]You wouldn't be a good match for me then. 90% of all my serious relationships (regardless of gender) have been football fans.

I'm not so much of one.

Unless someones reaching between my legs to grab my balls, in which case I'm game.[/QUOTE]

Practice makes perfect! ::

[GrimFusion]

[FQUOTE=Wendy Summers;1203501]You wouldn't be a good match for me then. 90% of all my serious relationships (regardless of gender) have been football fans.

I'm not so much of one.

Unless someones reaching between my legs to grab my balls, in which case I'm game.

Practice makes perfect! ::[/QUOTE]

I think what she's trying to say is that she PREFERS partners who are avid football fans. That counts me out entirely too, so don't feel too butthurt.

[Dino Velvet]

You wouldn't be a good match for me then. 90% of all my serious relationships (regardless of gender) have been football fans.

I'm not so much of one.

Unless someones reaching between my legs to grab my balls, in which case I'm game.

I bet you're one of the funner gals at a Super Bowl party.

[Quiet Reflections]

it depends on many things, is my team winning? is it early season or late season? Who are they playing? Were we having an argument? are my friends there? Is my team not in my market and Im getting lucky by being able to see it on TV, Do I have RED ZONE ? Do I have Sunday Ticket? Have we already had sex that day? is half time coming up? etc,etc. Like the other poster said it is pretty selfish for her to do that in the first place, im not just watching any game......it is my Favorite team. How would she like it if I came out during her teams game wearing nothing but my credit cards? That being said I will gladly give up a few of my favorites during early regular season as long as shes keeps that in mind late in the season, during bowl season(I'm a college fan too), and during playoffs. I have no problem turning down sex! Anyway my girl likes football she just hates my team.

[amberskyi]

wanna know how you can tell i really like a fella? i either scratch his balls during the game or give him head.if i do any of those things you can pretty much count on me being in love with you lol

[ed_jaxon]

wanna know how you can tell i really like a fella? i either scratch his balls during the game or give him head.if i do any of those things you can pretty much count on me being in love with you lol

First, I love Amber's response.

Second, If I am watching sports, that is baseball, american football, or basketball either sit down and watch or go shop but don't gimme that it's a choice between you or the game.

I work hard play, harder and when I watch tv its generally sports.

I wont interupt your reality tv or cooking show and leave me my sports.

If you want attention during the game put on my teams color lingerie.

[youngblood61]

I think a girl that knows some Football is sexy. Wearing team colors is also a good thing. Would get my attention. I'm a ST.Louis Rams fan.:)

[amberskyi]

first, i love amber's response.

Second, if i am watching sports, that is baseball, american football, or basketball either sit down and watch or go shop but don't gimme that it's a choice between you or the game.

I work hard play, harder and when i watch tv its generally sports.

I wont interupt your reality tv or cooking show and leave me my sports.

If you want attention during the game put on my teams color lingerie.

pow!!!

[bulldog]

Damn, give up the packers? Do you have any idea how die hard we are up here? I mean hell we got half naked people in December in the stands!


Hmmm.....shit, make you deal, Ill pump during commercials, you ride during the game ;)

[nysprod]

Your team's game is on the television... your TS girlfriend walks out wearing the sexiest lingerie she owns...

Would you keep watching the game?

My TGurlfriend knows better...

[smoothboi]

Well, I run my own fantasy football league, so would that count instead?

[GrimFusion]

I run my own fantasy dungeons and dragons league, so would that count instead? :geek:

[Instrumental]

Depends on how the game is going and how much time is left. If it's the first half or either team is getting blown out, Hell no I'm not watching the game. If it's like 2 minutes left with my team down by a touchdown, it may have to wait.

[Wendy Summers]

I run my own fantasy dungeons and dragons league, so would that count instead? :geek:

Between this and your giggalo as i am so fucking wet for you.

[GrimFusion]

Between this and your giggalo as i am so fucking wet for you.

My dick just threw up... in a good way.
*rolls for initiative*
Success. I'm mailing you my boxers as we speak.

[GrimFusion]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/308/633/a3c.jpg

[Special42]

That's why we commercials..lol.

[southern81]

hit the record button on the dvr

[Dino Velvet]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/308/633/a3c.jpg

Weird color. Spidey want you to lube or douche?

[wearboots4me]

Your team's game is on the television... your TS girlfriend walks out wearing the sexiest lingerie she owns...

Would you keep watching the game?

Fuck no! Any attractive girl TS or genetic is more interesting to me than football. And yes I like football, but a guy has to have priorities.

[GrimFusion]

Weird color. Spidey want you to lube or douche?

I don't know what the hell that is.
Kinda looks like baby poop, though.
If it is, Spiderman is kinda fucked up.

[MHarrigan82]

If it is my team in the Superbowl or in the playoffs in a close game in the 4th quarter I am going to watch the game. My girlfriends in the past ts or genetic know not to bother when my team is playing