Dear Hung Angels Board

[Wendy Summers]

Fuck you and your 30 seconds between posts rule. My mindless and pointless threads cannot be deterred!

[danthepoetman]

Wendy, you’re my new favourite lady super-hero!

[GrimFusion]

I wonder what kind of super powers she has.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/grimfusion/shoopdawhoop.gif

[Wendy Summers]

I wonder what kind of super powers she has.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v102/grimfusion/shoopdawhoop.gif

hahaha

IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZER!

[tsadriana]

:Bowdown:Wendy ur a great girl ,and i like ur personality alot...go gilr

[lovesall]

Secret Agent Windy, here's to you!

[hippifried]

I didn't even know there was such a rule. Of course being ungeekified, I can't type that fast anyway. Hell, I can't even click that fast. Wow! I guess you ARE super.

[onmyknees]

My mindless and pointless threads cannot be deterred!

:Bowdown::Bowdown: But in this particualr case, your mindless, pointless, and truthful
thread ! But they're never offensive, so it's all good ny me.

[Wendy Summers]

Of course being ungeekified, I can't type that fast anyway. Hell, I can't even click that fast. Wow! I guess you ARE super.

There's a reason I can post here, tweet, post my pics all over the Internet AND get my day job done. :geek:

[rockabilly]

I used to be posting champion on here.
Lol

[Dino Velvet]

I wake up sometimes and am buried under PMs from fellas looking for cheap hookers. I return all those PMs but the waiting is a pain as I'd rather rapid fire them back and knock 'em out quicker.

[Wendy Summers]

I used to be posting champion on here.
Lol

Who is now?


I wake up sometimes and am buried under PMs from fellas looking for cheap hookers. I return all those PMs but the waiting is a pain as I'd rather rapid fire them back and knock 'em out quicker.

So you like all your johns to cum at once?

[Dino Velvet]

So you like all your johns to cum at once?

I'm not the talent but the fellas think I'm management.

[TempestTS]

Try less coffee or stick gum to your keyboard - that should slow you down enough for the rest of the world...

[Ecstatic]

There's a reason I can post here, tweet, post my pics all over the Internet AND get my day job done. :geek:

It's called kawfeeee.....more....kawfeee...gotta have some now.... :dancing:

[Wendy Summers]

It's called kawfeeee.....more....kawfeee...gotta have some now.... :dancing:

That's the problem at shooting with you... not near enough coffee :p

[Ecstatic]

OK, OK, I'll set up our spare coffee maker in the studio!

[Wendy Summers]

Once again - Fuck you Hung Angels and your 30 second rule. Don't be jealous my fingers are faster than your server's worn-out, 1990s processor.

[Wendy Summers]

This 30 second rule is gonna kill my chances to beat Prospero.

[GrimFusion]

This 30 second rule is gonna kill my chances to beat Prospero.

If you keep thinking that way, it already has.

[Wendy Summers]

If you keep thinking that way, it already has.

Good point. fuck you rules... off to find a hack

[robertlouis]

Well, I reckon if you drink coffee and take the necessary stimulants - Eastern European truckers can help here - you should be able to overtake Prospero in something like 150 hours.

Good luck.

[Wendy Summers]

Well, I reckon if you drink coffee and take the necessary stimulants - Eastern European truckers can help here - you should be able to overtake Prospero in something like 150 hours.

Good luck.

I've gained well over 100 posts today - and everyone of them was meaningful... +1

[loveboof]

I've gained well over 100 posts today - and everyone of them was meaningful... +1

If you stick to 100 posts a day you should get your ten before Xmas...

[Wendy Summers]

If you stick to 100 posts a day you should get your ten before Xmas...

LOLz I'll be bored long before then lol

[danthepoetman]

This 30 second rule is gonna kill my chances to beat Prospero.
Wendy, Prospero is not a sprinter: he’s way beyond marathon races! (I can’t even think what that makes of Dino…)
But I’ll admit you’re energy is impressive. Constantly on a second wind! You’re posting like a triathlete and my hunch is, you’ll catch up on the long run…

[lifeisfiction]

Once again - Fuck you Hung Angels and your 30 second rule. Don't be jealous my fingers are faster than your server's worn-out, 1990s processor.

You have attacked the mighty legendary Pentium Processors and for that remark I must lead a rebellion against Ms. Summers. The 30 seconds rule must survive or this board will fail. Join me fellows posters in preserving our way of life. It is for the greater good.

[Wendy Summers]

Wendy, Prospero is not a sprinter: he’s way beyond marathon races! (I can’t even think what that makes of Dino…)
But I’ll admit you’re energy is impressive. Constantly on a second wind! You’re posting like a triathlete and my hunch is, you’ll catch up on the long run…

The sad thing is... I could take the time I'm spending posting and webcam instead and make the money for the Marx Brothers DVds in short order... but strangely making Prospero my bitch is more entertaining...

[Wendy Summers]

You have attacked the mighty legendary Pentium Processors and for that remark I must lead a rebellion against Ms. Summers. The 30 seconds rule must survive or this board will fail. Join me fellows posters in preserving our way of life. It is for the greater good.

Fuck the greater good. I AM THE GREATER GOOD!

#Noego

[danthepoetman]

Lifeisfiction, I'm affraid I surrender in front of Wendy’s beauty… and violence.

[Wendy Summers]

Lifeisfiction, I'm affraid I surrender in front of Wendy’s beauty… and violence.

I'm entirrly non-violent... so long as you listen to me.

[Willie Escalade]

I'm entirrly non-violent... so long as you listen to me.
Says the chick with the Smith & Wesson in her hand...:ignore:

[danthepoetman]

Says the chick with the Smith & Wesson in her hand...:ignore:
...not to talk about the super-hero costume...

[Prospero]

Super heroes don't HAVE to be violent. That's just a stereotype. They're the one's who get noticed. But consider Strokingman or Supertalker, The Incredible Wimp, The Analyst, Pink Lantern or Cuddle Girl. They're definately B movie superheroes but worth our attention surely.

[Prospero]

Or you could buy some good cocaine and, having snorted it, just post solidly for the next three days. However you buy the DVDs and the fancy dinner with all that you spend on the coke - and have money left over to pay for my airfare to come and give you your gift.

[danthepoetman]

Super heroes don't HAVE to be violent. That's just a stereotype. They're the one's who get noticed. But consider Strokingman or Supertalker, The Incredible Wimp, The Analyst, Pink Lantern or Cuddle Girl. They're definately B movie superheroes but worth our attention surely.
Oh! sure! I could well picture Wendy in that geeky super-heroes category. But indeed if not violent, she still subjugates her enemies –and allies- with her wit and charm, which in a way is at least some form of power, if not authoritarian power when too conscious of itself. So anyways I think it’s useless for us to try to escape our bitchy status before her… ;)

[Wendy Summers]

Says the chick with the Smith & Wesson in her hand...:ignore:

This is my rifle.. this is my gun... this is for fighting... this is for fun ;).

[Wendy Summers]

Oh! sure! I could well picture Wendy in that geeky super-heroes category. But indeed if not violent, she still subjugates her enemies –and allies- with her wit and charm, which in a way is at least some form of power, if not authoritarian power when too conscious of itself. So anyways I think it’s useless for us to try to escape our bitchy status before her… ;)

My powers are like Judo - I just redirect it back at you ;)

[Prospero]

Is that a real gun you have in your hand Wendy or are you just pleased to see us?

[Wendy Summers]

Is that a real gun you have in your hand Wendy or are you just pleased to see us?

Sadly like many of the men I've dated in real life... it shoots blanks

[Prospero]

Sadly? Awwww c'mon. You'd surely be a mom of three by now if they'd been potent.

[Wendy Summers]

Sadly? Awwww c'mon. You'd surely be a mom of three by now if they'd been potent.

Maybe I want kids... :( Thanks for reminding me :(

[Prospero]

I upset you? C'mon ......there there.

[Wendy Summers]

Once again - Hung Angels cannot contain my post-fu. Fuck you and your 30 second flood limit. Fuck you up the ass with a chain saw!

[GrimFusion]

What are you talking about, Wendy? This post hasn't seen action in four weeks. It's been a little longer than 30 seconds.

[Wendy Summers]

What are you talking about, Wendy? This post hasn't seen action in four weeks. It's been a little longer than 30 seconds.

So this thread was like you. :fu:

[Dino Velvet]

Maybe I want kids... :( Thanks for reminding me :(

I'll put a baby in your butt. We'd be interesting parents.

Ed Jaxon said these are my kids.

Rammstein Sonne (cover) - Children Medieval Band - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqpRoVxH2jc)

[Wendy Summers]

I'll put a baby in your butt. We'd be interesting parents.

Ed Jaxon said these are my kids.

Rammstein Sonne (cover) - Children Medieval Band - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqpRoVxH2jc)

Our kids would be both adorably cute and terrifyingly Adams Familyesque

[Dino Velvet]

Our kids would be both adorably cute and terrifyingly Adams Familyesque

Come to think of it I think we'd be good parents.

[Wendy Summers]

Come to think of it I think we'd be good parents.

Are you saying you want to be my baby daddy?

[Dino Velvet]

Are you saying you want to be my baby daddy?

If I put a bun in your oven I'd make an honest woman outta 'ya. I might be a perv but I'm still old fashioned.

Imagine the Horror and Sci-Fi influences they'd have?

[Wendy Summers]

If I put a bun in your oven I'd make an honest woman outta 'ya. I might be a perv but I'm still old fashioned.

Imagine the Horror and Sci-Fi influences they'd have?

The levels of movie quotes in that house would be insane.

[Dino Velvet]

The levels of movie quotes in that house would be insane.

The coded language at the dinner table. Princess Leia and the killer who quacks like a duck from New York Ripper.

The New York Ripper 1982 Trailer (HD) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5U7F0NJ1RQ)

[Wendy Summers]

Fuck the 30 second limit - your forum can't withstand post whoring of that magnitude!

http://media.npr.org/assets/blogs/thetwo-way/images/2010/03/ackbar-dfdfea93d8ed875f978acf5fcbf63b65c0cf7033-s2.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

Fuck the 30 second limit - your forum can't withstand post whoring of that magnitude!

http://media.npr.org/assets/blogs/thetwo-way/images/2010/03/ackbar-dfdfea93d8ed875f978acf5fcbf63b65c0cf7033-s2.jpg

Good Morning, Wendy Summers.:fuckin:

[Wendy Summers]

Good Morning, Wendy Summers.:fuckin:

Hey-lo

[Wendy Summers]

FUCK YOU HUNG ANGELS! Your 30 second limit is for folks who hunt and peck... not a typing goddess like myself!

[robertlouis]

FUCK YOU HUNG ANGELS! Your 30 second limit is for folks who hunt and peck... not a typing goddess like myself!

I'd heard your digits are pretty fast with other stuff too...... :whistle:

[dezz]

FUCK YOU HUNG ANGELS! Your 30 second limit is for folks who hunt and peck... not a typing goddess like myself!

fingers of fury! coincidentally, that was my lesbian friend's dj name

[RallyCola]

fingers of fury! coincidentally, that was my lesbian friend's dj name

she didn't get hired for many weddings and bar mitzvah's did she?

[Wendy Summers]

I'd heard your digits are pretty fast with other stuff too...... :whistle:

No shit - everyone always gets off waaay before me :(

[dezz]

she didn't get hired for many weddings and bar mitzvah's did she?

naw, but she made a killing at butch parties in oakland lol

[VictoriaVeil]

No shit - everyone always gets off waaay before me :(

tell ya what... I'll make it my mission to get you off over and over again... (but i get to choose how) :P