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Dino Velvet
07-27-2012, 03:39 AM
Gotta go with Paul Stanley. Check the song video below. Great song but better without video without Paul's "dancing". Always considered KISS more a fun band than a good band. Respect for what they are. Great live show too.

David Lee Roth woulda been my second choice.

Kiss - All Hell's Breakin' Loose - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWOYT3n06x0)

Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park Trailer Nov 09 HD - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9HWXi7jnIg)

Quiet Reflections
07-27-2012, 03:47 AM
Kiss as a whole was really cheesy I would add slipknot and gwar to this list too. Sure all three had some decent songs but all three were really gimmicky and cheesy.

BluegrassCat
07-27-2012, 03:55 AM
David Lee Roth fer sure.

Doctor Rockso does cocaine- YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbJABjVH-0k)

Dino Velvet
07-27-2012, 04:24 AM
David Lee Roth fer sure.

Doctor Rockso does cocaine- YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbJABjVH-0k)

Doctor Rockso > David Lee Roth

Jamie French
07-27-2012, 04:32 AM
Cheesiest rockstar? Dude, me.

Heavy on the cheese, light on the rockstar.

BTW: Dr. Rockso is my cu-cu-cu-faaaaavorite, baby!

zdubya69
07-27-2012, 05:10 AM
Every Hair Band frontman was cheesy.

Dino Velvet
07-27-2012, 05:23 AM
Every Hair Band frontman was cheesy.

Agreed.

Winger - Seventeen - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ)

MdR Dave
07-27-2012, 05:41 AM
Meat Loaf out-cheeses everyone, though "rock star" might not be apt.

His lyrics, his videos, his singing style and stage presence-- his very being: cheese.

JenniferParisHusband
07-27-2012, 07:48 AM
Two words, Ted Nugent. I'm sorry, when you write things like "Wango Tango" or "Cat Scratch Fever" and prance around like a ponce in a loin-cloth (Pure cheese on every level), yet still go out all right wing and campaign for "The man" you have no rock credibility at all. Although the underage girl he banged did grow up nice. Props on that.

Quiet Reflections
07-27-2012, 07:52 AM
eddie money, jimmy buffett, billy squire

Willie Escalade
07-27-2012, 09:57 AM
Man-o-War...and for fans of hip-hop Kwamé...

Kwame - Only You - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsJwanW7W7o)

Prospero
07-27-2012, 10:21 AM
There's a whole lot of cheesy UK rock and pop stars... but most Americans are lucky enough to be likely to have never hard of them

luvshemales
07-27-2012, 04:20 PM
eddie money, jimmy buffett, billy squire


Not a parrot head but still respect Buffett but don't comprehend how you can categorize him as cheesy would love to hear why

Prospero
07-27-2012, 04:25 PM
Bono

Dexy's Midnight Runners

Adam Ant

Gary Numan

Bryan Addams

Sting

Dino Velvet
07-27-2012, 05:34 PM
There's a whole lot of cheesy UK rock and pop stars... but most Americans are lucky enough to be likely to have never hard of them

Could you please throw up some of the worst of the worst videos? Love the "so bad it's good" kinda stuff. I will reciprocate.

Prospero
07-27-2012, 05:36 PM
Gary Numan - Cars - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw)

Showaddywaddy - Pretty Little Angel Eyes (HQ) (1978) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ4aLKFNpu0)

Adam & the Ants - Stand & Deliver - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2RvhqGzYY0)

Dino Velvet
07-27-2012, 05:43 PM
I've always liked that Gary Numan song since it came out. Never much of a fan of Adam & The Ants. Will watch this amazing Showaddywaddy clip soon.

Thanks Prospero. Any music I can put up for you today?

Lovecox
07-29-2012, 12:37 AM
Edam Ant
Monterrey Jack White
Brie-tney Spears
Rick-otta Springfield

ImmerGeil
07-29-2012, 12:48 AM
What about Jim Gillette?

His appeareance especially his hair in the freight train video always cracks me up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGIk6QqSHd4

His legendary scream

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH5gmbugmxM

Dino Velvet
07-29-2012, 01:05 AM
How 'bout Udo? Small block of cheese. He's the Peter Bark of Metal.

http://www.tartareandesire.com/bands/images/accept.jpg

Accept - Balls To The Wall - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bkpx-BcxUrs/Tlqr49xr66I/AAAAAAAAKfY/VSqHW9MqNdk/s1600/bark.jpghttp://kindertrauma.com/images/art/barkbarkmomtop.jpg

Burial Ground (1981) Trailer - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB3jpozGjhk)

maxpower
07-29-2012, 01:58 AM
Johnny Bravo

SuzySnappz
07-29-2012, 08:12 AM
Could you please throw up some of the worst of the worst videos? Love the "so bad it's good" kinda stuff. I will reciprocate.

This one counts as "so bad it's AWESOME" for me... (from the aforementioned Billy Squier)

Billy Squier "Rock Me Tonite" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0j7sModCI)

Dino Velvet
07-29-2012, 05:45 PM
This one counts as "so bad it's AWESOME" for me... (from the aforementioned Billy Squier)

Billy Squier "Rock Me Tonite" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0j7sModCI)

Was wondering what ever happened to Billy Squier. Guess nobody wanted any.

I nominate Chuck Billy of Testament after seeing him play air guitar with his mic-stand for 90 minutes. Some sorta Native American Cheese.

Great show even with the cheese added. Sponsored by Kraft.

Testament - Live In London DVD 2005 - Full Concert -(HD)- - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fkX_OezNmM)

buttslinger
07-29-2012, 05:56 PM
Cheeze is a bad thing??

Root Boy Slim - "Boogie till you puke" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roC_JLOcnxE)

Dino Velvet
07-29-2012, 05:59 PM
Cheeze is a bad thing??

Root Boy Slim - "Boogie till you puke" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roC_JLOcnxE)

In Metal an acceptable amount is allowed.

JenniferParisHusband
07-30-2012, 01:06 AM
I think for the all time Cheesiet video, there can be only one winner. Too bad, because I really like the song and the band.

The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYNYb30nxU)

Erika1487
07-30-2012, 04:01 AM
Kip Winger!

Dino Velvet
07-30-2012, 04:08 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__RahHtBqYhU/S9QQGpnmVEI/AAAAAAAACI8/on5-z9WZ_Xg/s1600/logo_stryper2.jpg

Stryper on the Wally George Show - 1984 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7kAHMVNduM)

Stryper - To Hell With The Devil (Live in Budokan 1989) 14 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldyd5tYbAs)

http://spinningplatters.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Stryper-Wallpaper__yvt2.jpg

Sulka_bewitched_me
07-30-2012, 05:52 AM
Gary Glitter........bar none!:rock2

Prospero
07-30-2012, 08:54 AM
Glitter was worse than cheesy. He was a criminal creep.

Nickodemus
07-30-2012, 09:12 AM
If we're talking Rock ... its got to be David Coverdale. :rock2 He's still got it but has definitely got more cheesy in later years.
Just my :2cent

Dino Velvet
07-30-2012, 05:57 PM
If we're talking Rock ... its got to be David Coverdale. :rock2 He's still got it but has definitely got more cheesy in later years.
Just my :2cent

Got some sorta facelift/synthetic choppers thing going on.

Whitesnake - Is This Love - Live in the Still of the Night - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJzNHfoMJ74)