Fellas, what would your TS name be

[TheGuard]

If you were to become a TS Pornstar, what name would you choose?

I'd go with Jenny Jizzcock, I've always been one to pander to the masses.

[Dino Velvet]

Anita Shart http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/customprofilepics/profilepic3632_1.gif

[GroobyKrissy]

If you were to become a TS Pornstar, what name would you choose?

I'd go with Jenny Jizzcock, I've always been one to pander to the masses.

Alliteration always admirable.


Anita Shart http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/customprofilepics/profilepic3632_1.gif

Figures.

[Dino Velvet]

Figures.

It's better I just stay a fella. Wanna go out for some pie and coffee some time?

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/TaxiDriver-1.png

[GroobyKrissy]

It's better I just stay a fella. Wanna go out for some pie and coffee some time?

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/TaxiDriver-1.png

Only if you do a Meg Ryan for me.

[StlyeMeCunty]

These sound more like drag names... :shrug

[ed_jaxon]

It's better I just stay a fella. Wanna go out for some pie and coffee some time?

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/TaxiDriver-1.png
One day a rain is gonna come to HA

[MdR Dave]

Juanita Tapatio.

[Dino Velvet]

Only if you do a Meg Ryan for me.

If you crawl under the table I'll give you some custard.:jerkoff

Led Zeppelin - Custard Pie - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6807g0Ce7k)

[GroobyKrissy]

Juanita Tapatio.

I prefer Cholula but Tapatio does in a pinch.


If you crawl under the table I'll give you some custard.:jerkoff

Led Zeppelin - Custard Pie - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6807g0Ce7k)

I was more thinking some chocolate pudding. Yup... that's how I roll.

[buttslinger]

Fonda Peters (thanks Omega)

[Dino Velvet]

I was more thinking some chocolate pudding. Yup... that's how I roll.

I just ate some Beef & Broccoli. Not rolling but my stomach is rumbling. Your pudding could have a few lumps in it but it'll at least be warm.

[GroobyKrissy]

I just ate some Beef & Broccoli. Not rolling but my stomach is rumbling. Your pudding could have a few lumps in it but it'll at least be warm.

Beef & Broccoli is an Asian staple so I'll take it in whatever form it comes.

[bob.chicken]

felix

[Dino Velvet]

Beef & Broccoli is an Asian staple so I'll take it in whatever form it comes.

I'll be extra considerate of you next time and eat some Kim Chee. I'll give you a Pyongyang Platter and hold the platter.:salad

[GroobyKrissy]

I'll be extra considerate of you next time and eat some Kim Chee. I'll give you a Pyongyang Platter and hold the platter.:salad

Awesome! But, can you do me a favor and eat that spicy red cabbage kind. None of that sissy spring kim chee with cucumbers. I want some nice, long, spicy strings so I can floss my teeth.

Are we grossing anybody out?

[Ben]

Little Mint.... In reference to my smallness relative to the legendary Long Mint....

[Dino Velvet]

Awesome! But, can you do me a favor and eat that spicy red cabbage kind. None of that sissy spring kim chee with cucumbers. I want some nice, long, spicy strings so I can floss my teeth.

Are we grossing anybody out?

The spicier stuff plays tricks on my stomach giving me intermittent involuntary mud blasts. You might need to wear goggles. Hope it tastes as good the second time. This counts as me buying you dinner too.

[jaydubb]

Chastity Deville

[BellaBellucci]

Alliteration always admirable.

Thanks. ;)

~BB~

[txsam]

Are we grossing anybody out?

yep! :P

[Token Williams-Black]

Dominique Deveraux

[evilernie]

Ivana Tinkle

ok.. I stole it from Bart Simpson. Here's the list http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_Simpsons_Prank_Calls. (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_Simpsons_Prank_Calls)

[Richctdude]

Amanda Hugenkiss

[GroobySteven]

Mine would be Sunshine because all the Mexican girls used to call me that as they knew me as "seanchai" (try pronouncing it with a Mexican accent).
However, if I was to transition now, it's already been taken so I guess that's another ship that's sailed.

[GroobyKrissy]

Mine would be Sunshine because all the Mexican girls used to call me that as they knew me as "seanchai" (try pronouncing it with a Mexican accent).
However, if I was to transition now, it's already been taken so I guess that's another ship that's sailed.

What could have been...

...and the world loses one of the greatest comedy moments in history...

[Token Williams-Black]

Why not go with Stevie? I know a few chicks with that name...

[Wendy Summers]

Some days I decide I should shut my mouth

[angelboi]

Adora Dixxx

[GroobyKrissy]

Adora Dixxx

I love this one! Someone snap that up!

[GroobyKrissy]

Some days I decide I should shut my mouth

Oh come now... we all know most days it is wide open...

[Quiet Reflections]

Onyx

[Wendy Summers]

Oh come now... we all know most days it is wide open...

This is very true -- I'll gladly open it more often for you ;).

[south ov da border]

lovely coxxx....

[evilernie]

Amanda Hugenkiss

lol.. sorry.. It's a name of a real person.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/amanda-hugenkiss/7/650/b36

[buttslinger]

Mine would be Sunshine because all the Mexican girls used to call me that as they knew me as "seanchai" (try pronouncing it with a Mexican accent). .

My Mexican TS name is Sunny Beach. That's what they call me down there.
My street name in DC was "Buddy" I never knew why.

[Willie Escalade]

Sally Rothsberg...don't ask.

[Jericho]

Jeri Cann :shrug

[betts]

Dee's Nuts

[cycleman]

Nova Jai-na (say it fast 3 times)

[danthepoetman]

danthepoetwoman

[Prospero]

CLITemnestra

[LibertyHarkness]

steven hawkins ... if i was a FTM transsexual

[Dino Velvet]

Mine would be...

Swallow A. Gallon:party:

[Lovecox]

I have sucked TS cock, I have even taken it up the ass but I'm sorry, this is a really gay thread.

[RallyCola]

Swallow A. Gallon:party:

you want to blow seanchai?

[RallyCola]

mine would be Sindee Dangler

[awesomo78]

Hannah Bananah

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

Ivana Lopitov

[Dino Velvet]

you want to blow seanchai?

No. Not my last name.

[aprilian]

Ivana Tinkle

ok.. I stole it from Bart Simpson. Here's the list http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_Simpsons_Prank_Calls. (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_Simpsons_Prank_Calls)


I was gonna go with Amanda Hugandkis

[BellaBellucci]

Swallow A. Gallon:party:

OMFG! Woooow.

LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

~BB~

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

Harlot O'Scara:jerkoff

[Token Williams-Black]

Thinking about it, many of these names ARE kind of draggish. So I'd actually chose something simple...Jennifer. It's the name of three females that have a special place in my life...and it also happens to be the name my parents would have given me if I was born a girl (I asked them).

[Prospero]

Hey The Guard... so which of the many names offered here do you like best?

[magicmost]

Pamela givemeyourmoney

[Prospero]

April May

[buttslinger]

June Cleavage

[Prospero]

Most TS escorts tend to pick quite normal names - i.e. April, Sammi, Eva, Libby, Amanda, Jennifer etc. it is TVs - particularly those on the club scene - who go for the flamboyant names like Eva Clittorina or Eva Bottom-Parter (both real names of TV escorts).

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

Plenty O'Toole:salad

[Sulka_bewitched_me]

Lotta Dyck :o

[TheGuard]

Hey The Guard... so which of the many names offered here do you like best?

Cunty McCockstoke I think, or Sharty Weezlebaum. I don't know what I'm talking about anymore.:pumped:

[Willie Escalade]

Thinking about it, many of these names ARE kind of draggish. So I'd actually chose something simple...Jennifer. It's the name of three females that have a special place in my life...and it also happens to be the name my parents would have given me if I was born a girl (I asked them).
You have a point there. The question was your TS name, NOT your TS PORN name.

I'd really have to thing about it. I'm leaning towards Evelyn or Dayna; both were names of two gals I liked a LOT.

[donaghey30]

Kymber Nasty

[MsGeri]

I've always like Geri. ;)