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gege12
03-14-2006, 02:04 PM
i'm looking for pics wuth sex measuring
Ecstatic
03-14-2006, 02:46 PM
How do you measure sex? With a stop watch?
Fitz1600
03-14-2006, 04:30 PM
Ecstatic brings up a real credible point! :D :D :D
Friedrich_Nietzsche
03-14-2006, 05:06 PM
Sex measuring as in calculating kcal of energy produced when a penis enters specific cavities on a human body repeatidly ?
(!)
Lord Goatse
03-14-2006, 06:39 PM
Lord Goatse always found a mark of chalk on the headboard was a good way of measuring the nightly score. Indeed, in my youth, I sometimes had to use the neighbouring wall to keep count. Alas, more recently, I rarely get past twelve marks.

One for January, one for February...
Donko
03-15-2006, 12:25 AM
Meaning measuring dick!! Youu fucking dolts
BlondieUK
03-15-2006, 03:07 AM
Looks like Donko has found another retard on the same level as him.
FriendlyFriend
03-15-2006, 03:39 AM
I think I have the solution!
If you can't measure it after visiting this site,
it does NOT exist!!!

http://www.measurenow.com/

I'd prefer that you did not grind it, shudder!
The American Nightmare
03-15-2006, 05:27 AM
I'll e-mail the National Institute of Standards and Measures and see if they can help.
chefmike
03-15-2006, 08:01 AM
Looks like Donko has found another retard on the same level as him.

if that's possible...
Donko
03-15-2006, 03:04 PM
Oh Chef Mike has a retort!! This post is the special olympics of insults- I am outta here!!
gege12
03-15-2006, 09:27 PM
i don't anderstand i don't speak english
chefmike
03-16-2006, 12:26 AM
i don't anderstand i don't speak english

no need to worry, neither does donkeyboy....
Fitz1600
03-16-2006, 05:05 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: