Bad Online Come-Ons

[BellaBellucci]

I'll go first:


hello Princess iam looking for shemale mistress to worship her and be her slave and domination me so bad and mean . i start looking for shemale mistress after my wife leave me and i start hate female. are you interested to be my mistress

So he's interested because he DOESN'T want a female? Nice. That really makes a girl feel special. :lol:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

"Here's a douchebag from a douchebag! Your place or mine, Bertha?"

[talon]

Does this imply there are good online come-ons? :)

[nina_lisa]

Imagine a man, went to a gay bar, and started telling everybody in the club bar:

I never had sex with a dirty faggot, i would so love to fuck a fag.

i am sure the person will get a lot of dates.

[shaustin]

So he's interested because he DOESN'T want a female? Nice. That really makes a girl feel special. :lol:

~BB~

well atleast he called you a Princess, that has to count for something right?

[Dino Velvet]

Imagine a man, went to a gay bar, and started telling everybody in the club bar:

I never had sex with a dirty faggot, i would so love to fuck a fag.

i am sure the person will get a lot of dates.

Some Australian tourist walked up to me once and said, "Bum a fag, mate?" I pushed a queer hobo on him and said "Yer Welcome! Hope he gives ya' a real Rippah!"

[irvin66]

Some Australian tourist walked up to me once and said, "Bum a fag, mate?" I pushed a queer hobo on him and said "Yer Welcome! Hope he gives ya' a real Rippah!"

G'day mate, throw some shrimp on the barbie, and down by the billabong use the good old billy ...:o

[TatianaSummer]

LOL what a looser is that guy. No wonder his wife left him for another woman. :)

[BellaBellucci]

well atleast he called you a Princess, that has to count for something right?

Well, to be fair, my real name actually means Princess. ;)

C'mon girls, I know you have more where this one came from. I'll see if I can find one or two more myself.

... to be continued.

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Well, to be fair, my real name actually means Princess. ;)

C'mon girls, I know you have more where this one came from. I'll see if I can find one or two more myself.

... to be continued.

~BB~

Bella, what's the ratio in your experience of good as opposed to bad come-ons?

That's assuming that there are any good ones, of course. ;)

[BellaBellucci]

Bella, what's the ratio in your experience of good as opposed to bad come-ons?

That's assuming that there are any good ones, of course. ;)

I've had one good one. And I'm currently dating the guy. ;)

~BB~

[robertlouis]

I've had one good one. And I'm currently dating the guy. ;)

~BB~

Good news! :D

[onmyknees]

I've had one good one. And I'm currently dating the guy. ;)

~BB~

I'm finding it hard to believe if Bella's attracted to someone..........she waits for that person to stroll over and make a move. You strike me as someone who goes after what she wants....right?

I've missed my share of opportunities in the past....I don't anymore.

[BellaBellucci]

I'm finding it hard to believe if Bella's attracted to someone..........she waits for that person to stroll over and make a move. You strike me as someone who goes after what she wants....right?

I've missed my share of opportunities in the past....I don't anymore.

Well, it depends on the circumstances. If I think we're likely to run into each other without interference, then I let nature take it's course. If I don't, then yes, I generally take initiative.

My problem is that I'm not usually attracted to the people who are attracted to me, and vice-versa. Suck.

~BB~

[Token Williams-Black]

I get a good laugh when gals retweet those or posts a screenshot of their phones ith those "come-ons".

Hey, baby? What's your sign?

[Ts-Martine]

oh god they are innumerable! but the worst type still remains - "what u upto?"

...erm blinking, breathing, typing; the usual.

[LibertyHarkness]

hi bbe is dis u ? usually the most amusing one i get

[Ts-Martine]

hi bbe is dis u ? usually the most amusing one i get

I hate that "bbe" talk - makes me feel like a mobile messaging service.lol

[LibertyHarkness]

i ignore all people that speak in this text garbage , i speak correct english and only respond to that :) these losers that speak incorrectly really get my goat up .. but then i just deem them as peasants that don't know better .

[Ts-Martine]

peasents - awesome xD

how very fuedal too! lol x

[LibertyHarkness]

i am upper class :) Surrey through and through :) though for porn i play abit of a charade with the more cheeky common bad girl naughty girl ..

[Ts-Martine]

i agree, knowing ur P's and Q's goes a long way in my book. As does saying "hello, my name is ____, etc etc" when someone calls me..... now that really riles me :/

[LibertyHarkness]

i get some guys callme and say , hey slut, bitch how much for a quick suck n fuck ... i love it :) lol

[Ts-Martine]

i get some guys callme and say , hey slut, bitch how much for a quick suck n fuck ... i love it :) lol

haha. Well it certainly beats "Im new to all of this" ['.']

[nina_lisa]

C'mon girls, I know you have more where this one came from. I'll see if I can find one or two more myself.


Oh everyday, here are a few:

- We are having a MMF and one man is missing, would you be interested in joining us, the female is...

-I am basically str8 but I sometimes like to hang out at gay saunas and my favourite porn is T-girl.

-I am not gay, but curios been with you.

- I have never been with a guy but am intrigued.

- A guy non stop calling me "He" during the date.

- We both know you are not a girl but a man, but can you pretend been a girl?


Just let the world know you are ts, and ton of assholes will contact you. Yet those same people will cry that they can only date ts by paying, and how all of us are escorts etc...

[nina_lisa]

had a case, the guy that want to watse my time via dirty talking: what would you do to me, i just shoved a carrot up my ass. wana see a pic of the carrot up there?

Him: what do you enjoy on sex.
Me: i love bestiality
Him: you don't like men?
me: No, i am men hater, i am a lesbian.

[GrimFusion]

i ignore all people that speak in this text garbage , i speak correct english and only respond to that :) these losers that speak incorrectly really get my goat up .. but then i just deem them as peasants that don't know better .

Amen to that. I can't count the number of times I've pissed off friends and family members because I refuse to reply to their shitty short-hand texts. If I have to decipher a message, I just don't bother replying. As far as I'm concerned, if they can't use real English or bother with spelling words correctly, the message content must not be that important.

On the flip-side of that coin, I'm sure my friends don't appreciate the three-page text messages I send because I won't use shorthand and I do insist on spelling every word out correctly. I'm sure I've probably made a few of them hit their monthly text limits.

[eccentricBlue]

"hey baby, wanna party???" - works every time! lol
:joke: !!!!!!

[BeardedOne]

"Did you hurt yourself when you fell from the heavens?"

"Come on over to my place, my parents are out of town."

[nina_lisa]

I want to book you for 3 hours on Sunday, but i wouldn't have the money before Tuesday, is that ok?

[nina_lisa]

Ok someone exchange emails with me on a escorting website, then he ask: do you this for fun and for free, or in exchange of money?

[BellaBellucci]

Michael Reed:
Good Morning Bella,
Would you like to play today?

Bella Bellucci:
Good morning Michael,
Would you like to be presumptuous today?

Michael Reed:
Never mind, Have a great day

~BB~

[Jericho]

Would Fancy a fuck? be presumptuous?
Just for future reference. :ignore:


Michael Reed:
Good Morning Bella,
Would you like to play today?

Bella Bellucci:
Good morning Michael,
Would you like to be presumptuous today?

Michael Reed:
Never mind, Have a great day

~BB~

[BellaBellucci]

Would Fancy a fuck? be presumptuous?
Just for future reference. :ignore:

Dooooooooooooi. :lol:

~BB~

[Jericho]

One day........Bellla............. :lol: